What % Obsessed With Food Are You?

By: Brian Whitney

What % Obsessed With Food Are You?
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About This Quiz

When it comes to food, there a few different types of people in this world. Some people look at food purely as a way to fuel themselves; they don't chase after things that are sweet and fattening, and they do their best to eat healthily. Then there are those that do their best to avoid certain types of food but still slip up every once in awhile. 

It is pretty fair to say that neither of those types has any sort of food obsessions, and if you're one of those types, good on you, although it wouldn't hurt you to be less boring and eat a whole sleeve of Oreos every now and then. 

Then we have the type that loves food. Getting a pizza, going for ice cream, or going out for a fantastic ribeye are all things that are incredibly important to them, but those people still try to keep it in check.

Then finally, we have those that are totally obsessed with food. If there isn't any good food at the party, there isn't any point being there, and being in the house watching a movie without snacks is like being punished. 

Where do you fall on the scale? You see what we did there? Take this quiz and find out what percent obsessed with food you are.


Do you start thinking about lunch right after breakfast?
I never do that.
Not usually.
I have done it before.
Yes, lunch is awesome!

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How much do you spend a week eating out, just on food?
Less than 20 dollars
20-50 dollars
50-150 dollars
More than 150 dollars

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What do you do if you're home and out of snacks?
I don't eat snacks much, so I don't care.
Tough it out.
Try to eat some toast or something laying around.
Go to the store and get something.

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How often do you eat pizza?
Pretty much never.
Once a month.
Once a week.
2 or more times a week.

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Can you watch your favorite shows without snacking?
Of course.
Yes, but it isn't easy.
I try not to.
Never!

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What are you most likely to get at a baseball game?
Water.
French Fries.
A pretzel.
French Fries, a pretzel, a hot dog and an ice cream sandwich.

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Have you ever danced while eating?
Gross.
No comment.
I guess I have.
Well, yeah. So fun!

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When you're splitting a pizza with someone, do you try to get the bigger piece?
Why would I do that?
No, but I notice when other people do.
Sometimes I have.
Always.

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How many bread refills do you get at a restaurant?
I never do that.
One.
2
3 if they let me.

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Have you ever had dinner and gone someplace else for desert?
I never have desert.
No, that never occurred to me.
Sure, that can be fun.
I always wanted to do that!

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How big of a piece of birthday cake do you want?
Just a small one.
A medium sized one.
A huge one.
I want two huge ones.

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How many Oreos have you eaten at once?
5
10
A whole sleeve.
A whole bag.

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When you share food with someone, do you notice how much they take?
Why would I do that?
I don't think I do.
Yeah, I notice.
I not only notice, I judge people for it.

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Have you ever asked anyone if they were going to eat the rest of their food?
Why would I possibly do that?
No, but I have thought of it.
Sure, who hasn't?
Wait, is that odd?

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Have you ever watched a competitive eating show and been envious?
No, that is gross.
No, curious maybe, but not envious.
Well, that food does look good.
So much!

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Do you read restaurant reviews for fun?
I have never done that.
No, how odd.
Maybe once or twice.
Sure, I have done that.

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Have you ever been mad when your roomie or coworker ate your food?
I never bring anything anyone would care that much about.
Well, no one likes that.
It is pretty irritating.
So mad!

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Have you ever gone to a place just because it was all you can eat?
That is disgusting.
Well, a deal is a deal.
If the food was supposed to be okay.
Yes. Give me some all you can eat!

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When you are at a party and there is food out for people to have, how much time do you spend near the table?
No time at all.
Just enough to get a serving.
For a few minutes.
As long as I possibly can.

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Have you ever gone back for seconds at Thanksgiving?
No.
Sure, that is what it is all about.
I have done thirds.
I have done fourths actually.

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Do you get hangry?
What?
I don't think so.
Sometimes.
Sure, all the time.

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It is a company party with all sorts of pizza out. How many pieces would you have?
1
2-3
4-6
More than 6.

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What would be hardest for you to quit?
Smoking
Drinking
Having sex
Snacking

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Do you eat a lot of heat lamp food?
I never do that.
Only in extreme situations.
Sometimes.
Yeah, I love that stuff.

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It is a hot summer day, how far would you drive for your favorite ice cream place?
2 miles.
5 miles.
10 miles.
20 miles.

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Do you take a lot of photos of food for Instagram?
That is so lame.
I don't do if often.
Define "a lot?"
Yeah, I do that all the time.

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Have you gone to a party just for the food?
What? Who does that?
No, but it doesn't hurt.
Am I a bad person if I have?
Yes!

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Would you rather have a small portion of excellent food or a huge portion of average food?
The small portion all the way.
I think I will take small.
I hate to admit it, but large.
Large for sure.

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Would you rather be at a gorgeous secluded beach with no amenities, or a small crowded one with a great snack bar?
The secluded beach, of course.
Secluded, so I can bring my own food.
It depends, do they have french fries?
Oh, the one with the snack bar for sure.

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Have you ever talked on the phone while you were eating?
No, that is so nasty.
No, but I have told the person my dinner was ready.
Yes, but I felt stupid.
Yes, with no shame!

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