What Percent Guy Fieri Are You?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
What Percent Guy Fieri Are You?
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About This Quiz

When Guy Fieri won the second season of "The Next Food Network Star," it was hard to imagine just how successful he would become. A little over a decade later, and the "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" host has risen to international fame. His iconic hairstyle and long list of catchphrases have found their way into the popular culture, and his personality is sure to cause a love him or hate him reaction for most people. However you feel about the mayor of Flavortown, his show brings a spike in business to the restaurants he visits around the country.

To achieve 100% Guy Fieri status, you're going to need to be the kind of person who loves to be in front of the camera, and there will likely be some bleaching involved in your hairstyle. You'll need to be comfortable using an extensive list of sayings that are both creative and extremely ridiculous at the same time. Basically, if you're accused of making corny "dad jokes" on a regular basis, there's hope that you can achieve a perfect Fieri score here.

Beyond the obvious extroverted and goofy-sense-of-humor characteristics that anyone can plainly see in Guy's personality, we'll delve deeper into his background, presenting questions that examine some of the lesser-known facts about the television host. When we put a wrap on this episode of "What Percent Guy Fieri Are You?", you'll know just how much you actually do have in common with the guy who mispronounces Worcestershire sauce, on purpose, every time.

Shut the front door! Let's get started on this quiz that is bananas...and bananas is good.

Which description best describes your hair style?
Short and spiky
It's kind of all over the place.
I keep my hair at a medium length.
I have a very conventional haircut.
What kind of a car would you most like to drive?
Smart ForTwo
Tesla Model 3
1967 Chevy Camaro SS Convertible
1971 Chevrolet Chevelle
How much traveling do you do each year?
I probably do more traveling than most people.
I take a trip or two each year.
I'm all over the map. It seems like I'm constantly on the road.
I stick pretty close to home. It's rare for me to travel.

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Which state is the closest to where you're from?
California
Texas
New York
Florida
Which catchphrase would you be most likely to say?
"Bam!"
"This is bomb-dot-com tasty."
"I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."
"We're riding the bus to Flavortown."
Which food is your biggest weakness?
Mexican food
Asian food
French cuisine
Barbecue

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Do you have any facial hair?
I have an awesome goatee.
I have a full beard.
I have a mustache.
I don't have any facial hair.
Do you tend to eat at the same places or do you prefer to mix things up?
I have a regular rotation that I tend to stick to.
I will mix things up once in a while, but I do tend to stick to my favorite joints.
I have a couple places that I visit more than others, but I do tend to get around.
I'm always trying something new and different.
Is it more likely that you'll be found at a fancy restaurant or a dive?
I generally feel more comfortable at a dive restaurant.
I eat at both, but I do tend to prefer a fine-dining experience.
I'm equally likely to be seen at either.
I only eat at upscale places.

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Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
I'm a total extrovert. Where's the party?
I can socialize when I have to, but I'd rather be alone.
I'm a total introvert. I don't do crowds well.
I do need some peace and quiet once in a while, but I'm generally happier around people.
How well do you generally get along with other people?
It takes me a little while to warm up to new people.
I make friends pretty easily, but I think I might be a bit much for some people.
Hell is other people. I try to avoid them whenever I can.
I get along great with pretty much everyone I meet.
Would you say that you're pretty mellow or are you over-the-top?
I'm very laid-back and mellow all the time.
Most people would say that I'm a bit much.
I can get fired up once in a while, but I'm generally pretty chill.
I do like to have a good time, but I have moments of chilling out too.

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Which channel would you rather watch?
The Food Network
Velocity
History Channel
PBS
How big of an appetite do you usually have?
I just nibble at things. It's rare for me to eat a full meal.
It just depends on the day.
I'm usually up for eating whenever.
I have a very healthy appetite.
Which role on a TV show would fit you the best?
Camera operator
Guest chef
Editor
Host

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Do you dye your hair?
I bleach the tips. It looks amazing.
I just dye my hair to cover up the gray.
No, I don't.
I experiment with some unusual colors.
If you could, where would you most want to go to study cooking?
Thailand
Italy
New York
France
Of the following, which style of cooking was most present in your home growing up?
American
Italian
Asian
Mediterranean

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Which word best describes your sense of humor?
Goofy
Cheesy
Witty
Dry
Which description best matches your body type?
Athletic
Average
A few extra pounds
Stout
What's your highest level of education?
High school diploma
Some college
Bachelors degree
Graduate-level degree

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Would you consider yourself to be an entrepreneur?
I definitely enjoy being my own boss, even though it is challenging.
I tried to run my own business once, it was a disaster.
I have no interest in running my own business.
I guess so, but I'm not the greatest business person ever.
At what age did you make your first income, besides an allowance for household chores?
14 or 15 years old
11 to 13 years old
16 or older
10 or younger
Which original Food Network host are you drawn to the most?
Debbi Fields
Emeril Lagasse
Jacques P├ępin
Robin Leach

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Which billionaire would you most want to hang out with?
Steve Cohen
Jeff Bezos
Bill Gates
Warren Buffett
What would you charge someone to spend an entire day with you?
That's not something I would do, but let's go $10,000,000.
$10,000
$1,000,000
$100,000
How big is your posse?
There's a bunch of us.
A couple friends are usually with me.
We roll incredibly deep.
I generally just do my own thing.

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How do you generally deal with conflicts?
I pay for them to go away.
I do pretty well, until the other person gets nasty.
I don't do well with conflicts at all.
I keep things light, but I strive to find a solution.
In general, how loud is your voice?
In general I keep things pretty low-key, but it can get loud if I get excited.
It will definitely get your attention.
I am very soft-spoken.
I am louder than everyone around me.
Which location would you rather visit to sample the local "Triple Ds"?
Los Angeles, CA
I'm pretty sure we can hit a bunch of those spots if we hurry.
Austin, TX
New Orleans, LA

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