What Pet and Predator Combination Reflects Your Light and Dark Sides?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Have you ever stolen anything in your life?
That's not me.
When I was a lot younger
I did, but then I felt really bad.
Not ever

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What's the smallest thing other people do that makes you angry?
Littering
Slow driving
Loud chewing
Mispronouncing words

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What do you do to keep yourself amused when you're all by yourself?
I like to play games.
Eating. Maybe some TV.
I'll get some exercise.
I like to read.

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Do you consider yourself a friend who can keep a secret?
I mean...not really.
If you need me to keep things under wraps, I will.
Like how big of a secret?
Definitely

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How often do you tell little white lies in your everyday life?
Not often
As much as I need to
More than I should
I don't really need to lie.

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Have you ever honked at another driver just because they were annoying you?
Constantly
I only use it when I need to.
I never honk.
I have before.

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Everyone loves The Rock. Which Rock character speaks to you the most?
Luke Hobbs from "The Fast and the Furious"
Mitch Buchannon from "Baywatch"
The Scorpion King
Maui from "Moana"

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If you were going to master a fighting style, what would it be?
Wrestling
Muy Thai
Fencing
Boxing

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Are you a good Secret Santa?
I'm not super great at buying for others.
I'm pretty crafty about buying for others.
I buy super fun gifts.
I'm kind of awful.

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Have you ever found yourself in a physical altercation with another person?
You mean a fight? Yep.
I haven't let it escalate that far.
No
I have before, but it wasn't too violent.

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How do people know that you're angry?
Oh, they'll hear about it.
I get pretty cold.
If you need to know, you'll know.
It's very hard to miss.

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How would you react to someone standing you up for a date?
I'm going to cuss for a while, probably.
I'm going to be making a salty post online.
I'll ghost them for a while.
I'll just ignore them from now.

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Have you ever gotten so angry that you broke a random object?
I may have busted a few things in my day.
I keep my cool.
My anger doesn't get physical.
I get a little worked up but I don't break things.

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Do you ever buy gifts for people for no reason at all?
For special people
Of course
I have, but it's not a regular thing.
Eh, not really a thing I do.

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Are you the kind of person who can tell someone else that you love them easily?
I'll tell anyone and everyone.
People I'm close with, sure.
I guess if I really love someone.
It takes time before I say that.

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If someone at work messed up but blamed it on you, how would you respond?
I'd lose my cool big time.
I'd let the boss know the truth right away.
I'd plot serious revenge.
I'd have to take that person aside and make it very clear they'd made a mistake.

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What Marvel supervillain do you relate to the most?
Thanos
Loki
Magneto
Killmonger

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What's your favorite cartoon animal?
Garfield
Bugs Bunny
Brian from "Family Guy"
Nemo

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How likely are you to hold a grudge?
I'll hold onto stuff for ages.
I'll stew on things for a while.
I hold grudges longer than I should.
Not at all

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Have friends and family come to expect that you have a dark side?
Oh yeah, they know.
I mean, under the right circumstances, sure.
Not really
It's not a thing that happens that much, really.

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Have you ever gotten into a flame war situation with a stranger on the internet?
Plenty of times
When someone really deserved it
I have, once or twice.
Not really

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Do you ever do any charitable work?
I volunteer sometimes.
I've donated money to charities.
I have, but not often.
Not really

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If a friend of yours is down, what do you do to bring them back up again?
Take them out for a night on the town.
Grab some drinks
Just be available to talk
We may need some kind of party.

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How would you handle losing your job without any warning?
I'm probably going to freak out.
That sounds like it'd suck big time.
Angry social media blitz
I'm biting someone's head off.

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What do you think is your biggest weakness in life?
I have a short fuse.
I don't take things very seriously.
I can be distant.
I'm not a great communicator.

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Are you the kind of person who can handle spicy foods?
I like some spice now and then.
I only like certain spicy foods.
I breathe hot sauce.
It's not my thing.

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How likely are you to play a drinking game at a party?
I could be talked into that.
I'll play a drinking game at any time.
It's not really my thing.
Drink? You know it!

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What time of day do you feel most energized?
Midday
Mornings are good.
The evening
I'm a night person.

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If you were going to have a superpower, what power would it be?
Inhuman strength
Super speed
Invisibility
The ability to control the minds of others

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Is your dark side or your light side more in charge?
I strike a good balance.
All depends on the day.
I lean a little dark.
I lean towards the light.

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