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About This Quiz
Ever since the first computer programs were "written" on punch cards, computer programming has been defined by the programming language paradigm, a host of programming languages designed to serve specific needs and create particular kinds of software. Like spoken languages, programming languages change with time, and those languages that cannot adjust with time get written off as obsolete, like Roman Latin (as opposed to Church Latin), Aramaic, or Romance. The graveyard of programming languages includes such classics as Jacquard Loom, ENIAC, and Turbo Pascal, all abandoned because something else came along that could do what they did, either better, or with something added on.
There are several major programming languages still in existence today, each with its specific uses, and thus, audience. Picking the right language is essential to accomplishing the desired outcome because every platform has its preferred programming language or languages. There are programming languages used to build municipal mainframes in the 1970s, of which only a handful of living programmers can code. Some machines rely on specific kinds of code to create consumer products or read a patient's heart rate. With so many options open to you, which one is the right one for you to learn? Take this quiz and find out!
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Every job is impacted by the work environment. Which of these describes your ideal boss?
A great mentor
Someone who deeply knows the business
Someone who combines technical ability with the ability to communicate
Someone who has a real vision!
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Do you prefer to deal with systems or more abstract ideas?
I much prefer abstract ideas.
I'd like a combination of both.
I'd really prefer systems.
I think I'd prefer more systems to abstract ideas.
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When you have time for rest and relaxation, how do you like to entertain yourself?
I read biographies.
I veg out in front of the TV.
I peruse social media.
I play with my phone.
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Which of these best describes your dream job, if it didn't involve programming?
I'd work as a librarian.
I'd work as a copywriter.
I'd work as a hardware engineer.
I'd run an artisanal mayonnaise shop.
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In which of the following extracurricular activities did you voluntarily take part?
I built a working robot for a science fair.
I ran the glee club.
I was a competitive chess player.
I was on the fencing team.
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How much do you like having to deal directly with other people?
Not much, unless they're brilliant people
I love working with people when they know what they want.
I hate working with people, full stop.
I like working with people when they're as ambitious as I am.
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Would you rather be seen as an artist, or a tiny cog in a massive machine?
I'm leaning towards "artist."
Definitely an artist
Definitely a tiny cog in a huge machine
I think I'd probably go with "tiny cog."
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What about your everyday carry marks you out as a nerd?
A book by Steven Hawking
A pocket protector
A Visor (the defunct handheld device, not the headgear, though I'm not averse to the headgear)
My classic NES controller phone case
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Why are you interested in programming?
I want to empower scientists.
I want to make technology work for people who want to do things in the world.
I want stable work.
I want to make the next killer app.
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What technology do you find the most interesting?
I'm in love with predictive systems that do things like predict which way a hurricane will go.
I love interactive technology because it gives us a collective experience.
I'm fascinated by the stuff no one sees that runs things like banks and hospitals.
I'm sorry, I was buried in my phone. What was the question?
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Do you plan on coding as your main job or just as a side gig?
Oh, it'd definitely be a full-time job for me.
Well, I think it would be part of my job, but not the whole job.
I think it'd be a side gig at first but quickly become full time.
I just want to do it part time.
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As a coder, do you want to work for yourself, or do you want someone else to employ you?
I think I'd want to work for many people but not myself.
I want to do some work for myself, but most of my work for one client.
I want to work for one client, and that's it.
I'd want to work for myself.
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What technical skills do you already have?
I can cook really well.
I know a lot about psychology and UX.
I can completely build a mainframe from scratch.
I'm a talented graphic designer.
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What does it take to motivate you to sit still for long periods of time?
I just need a constant supply of coffee and my favorite podcast.
I only require good music.
I need a dark, cold room.
I have no idea!
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What would it take to motivate you to stay late to work on something?
I'll do that when I'm not just working on any old project; I'm on a quest.
I'd do it if it were really cool.
I'd do it for overtime pay.
It would depend on my mood.
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What kind of personal computer do you use?
Just some second-hand box I got from a friend.
A sleek, carbon-fiber laptop
A potent desktop server
The latest and greatest with a fruit logo on it
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How fast do you type?
Unbelievably fast
Faster than some, but slower than most
Pretty fast
Not fast at all
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Who do you know who codes?
I have a couple of friends who do it.
No one
My siblings do it.
A classmate of mine does it.
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Are you concerned about AI taking everybody's jobs someday?
Not really, I don't have enough confidence in AI to fear that.
Yeah! I love my job! I don't want to get fired!
No, any computer smart enough to do my job would be smart enough not to get trapped into it.
A bit, but I don't know much about it.
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What scares you about learning to code?
Nothing
It seems outside my wheelhouse.
I'm already really busy.
I don't know where to begin.
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When someone gives you constructive feedback on your code and you realize they made a good point, how do you feel?
Great! They saved me a lot of work.
A little sad because now I have to go back and change things.
Embarrassed. I mean, I should have seen that.
Angry! I can't admit that I'm wrong!
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Would you agree with the statement, "The geeks shall inherit the earth"?
Nah, the geeks will be too busy to take over.
Yes! We shall rule with an iron fist! Well, probably steel, which is stronger and can be protected from corrosion by being parkerized.
No, the people we work for are the main beneficiaries of our work.
Yes, as soon as I finish this brilliant idea of mine.
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Have you ever disassembled and reassembled a computer on your own?
Yes, but only for my own machines
I installed RAM once.
Sure, plenty of times
I tried to change the battery on my phone once and voided the warranty.
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How old were you when you first started using a computer?
13
10
15
My mother would keep me quiet with her tablet when I was 6 years old.
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What sort of video games do you like best?
Board games
I always liked word games, like that defunct game Acrophobia from 1995.
First person shooters
Third person adventure games
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How do you respond to people who insist on making fun of nerds?
I don't respond because they're clearly wrong.
I make jokes about them on social media.
I tell them how much money I make.
Why would I do something? I make fun of nerds!
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If you're distracted while working, how long does it take for you to get back into the zone?
A minute or two
About five minutes
No time at all
Hours
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Were you a geek before it was cool?
It was never cool, but I've been a geek for a long time.
Yes, but I'm still ahead of the curve.
No, I'm a bit of a follower.
Yes, I was a super-geek right before geekdom became the thing.
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What is the worst computer-related injury you've ever gotten?
Eye strain
Repeated strain injury (RSI)
I dropped a server on my toe once.
Nothing
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