What Rank Do You Deserve in the Marines?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Rank Do You Deserve in the Marines?
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About This Quiz

As everyone knows, it is tough being in the military. If you have served, you know how difficult it is and how much sacrifice is involved, and if you haven't, you would be lying if you said you didn't think it would test you in many ways. 

And then you have the Marines. While being in any part of the military is hard, being in the Marines is so much harder. The Marines are known throughout America, and even throughout the world, as the toughest fighting force there is. How high you would rank in the marines depends on a lot of things, your toughness, your integrity, your patriotism, and your ability to follow orders without question in any situation, even if that means it might put your life at risk.

Now, if you take this quiz and don't score all that high in rank, don't be too worried about it; you're probably just way more of a lover than a fighter. And right now the world needs lovers more than ever.

How high would you rank in the Marines? You're going to have to take this quiz to find out. But first, drop and give me 20. Go ahead. I am waiting. You still haven't done it, have you?

Does the thought of combat freak you out?
Yup. I am not insane.
Bring it on!
I thrive in difficult situations.
Not at all, but I would avoid it if I could.

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Are you in good shape?
Well, no.
I am in incredible shape.
I am pretty solid.
Not that great, but I could get in shape again easily.

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Do you mind taking orders?
I hate being told what to do.
I thrive on it.
I can handle it if I respect the person giving them.
I don't mind, but I tend to give orders now.

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How much do you like to yell?
I hate it. So loud!
Love it. I wish I could get paid to do it.
It feels good on occasion.
I only do it when needed.

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Are you an Alpha?
No way.
Yes, but I can recognize when a bigger alpha comes along.
I try.
100 percent.

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Do you like to party?
I love it!
I will every now and then.
No, but I used to.
I don't party.

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Do you have good organizational skills?
I forgot the question.
Not particularly.
I am pretty organized.
The best.

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What time do you get up each day?
9 a.m or later.
6 a.m
7 a.m
8 a.m

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What do you do if your boss yells in your face?
Cry.
Take it like a man.
Deal with it professionally.
I don't have a boss.

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Do you mind taking responsibility for tough decisions?
I hate doing that.
I don't like doing that if I can avoid it.
I can handle it.
I thrive on that.

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What do you do if your two best friends are fighting?
Laugh about it.
Yell at them to get it together.
Try and get them to make up.
Facilitate a solution.

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What do you like the least?
Being part of a group.
Having an office job.
Laziness.
Incompetence.

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How high did you make it in school?
I am a drop out.
High school.
College.
I have a graduate degree.

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What do you do if your car breaks down?
Walk.
Fix it myself.
Bring it to a garage.
Try and fix it myself, and if I can't I bring it to a garage.

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When was the last fistfight you got in?
I don't get in those, I would rather run.
Within the last year.
Within the last 5 years.
Within the last 20 years.

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Are you good at doing reports?
I hate that stuff.
I am no good at that at all.
I do my best.
I am excellent.

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What would you do if you were losing a battle?
Throw my weapon down and run screaming.
Keep on fighting until I had no more fight left.
Try and think of a good plan to stop it.
Pull back and think of a new strategy.

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Would you like to make a career out of the Marines?
Are you joking?
No, I just want to get experience.
I might.
For sure.

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How much do you love your country?
I am still feeling all of that out.
I love it.
I love it so much!
It is the love of my life.

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Would you die for your country?
Say what? No!
I might.
If I had to.
Without question.

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Which movie would you most like to see?
"Stripes"
"Full Metal Jacket"
"Deer Hunter"
"Platoon"

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How competitive are you?
Not even a little bit.
I like to win.
It is really important that I win.
I need to win.

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Are you a team player?
No, I like to look out for myself.
100 percent.
I try.
Sure, as long as I am the head of the team.

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What is your favorite sport?
I don't like sports.
Football.
Baseball.
Basketball.

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What would be a good job for you?
Social worker.
Police officer.
Small business owner.
CEO

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How short is your hair?
It is super long.
Really short.
Pretty short.
About average.

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What do you think of the Army?
Those guys are lame.
They are a bunch of sissies.
They are good soldiers.
They are good soldiers, but they aren't marines.

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If you couldn't be in the Marines, what would you join?
The Coast Guard
The Army
The Navy
The Air Force

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Do you look good in uniform?
I have never worn one.
I think so.
I look pretty good.
I look amazing.

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How tidy are you at home?
I am a slob.
Incredibly tidy.
I am pretty tidy.
I hire someone to do that stuff.

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