What Small Dog Guards Your Soul?

Emily Maggrett

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About This Quiz

Let's face it: small dogs are the best! They're cute, cuddly and hilariously fancy. Some of them can even fit in your purse. The only real issue with small dogs is figuring out which one would make you the happiest. Luckily, this quiz is designed to do just that. We're going to ask you a ton of nosy questions about your preferences, such as your favorite dog characteristics, ideal spring coat, Monopoly piece of choice and more. 

By telling us the truth about your faves and pet peeves, we can narrow down which small dog would be best suited to helping your soul thrive! By the end of the quiz, our supercomputer will have calculated your answers, and we'll be able to tell you which small dog is your dream date.🐩

There's no adventure that can't be made more enjoyable by bringing a small dog along. Whether it's a toy poodle, a fluffy Maltese or a sassy Chihuahua, every tiny dog has the potential to increase your well-being and add spice to your day. Are you ready to find out which precious pup should be your life's companion? Take a deep breath, roll up your sleeves and get ready to play this quiz!


Imagine you're napping in a beautiful green field. You hear yipping in the distance. When you look up, a herd of tiny dogs is running toward you. What do they look like?

You want to order a cool cocktail in order to impress an intimidating date. What do you get?

If you were a famous dinosaur, which one would you be?

What's your greatest weakness?

Are you naive? For instance, do you believe that Lady Gaga is in love with Bradley Cooper?

Let's say you're buying a new spring coat. Toward which coat styles do you gravitate?

If you were feeling sad, how would you want a small dog to help you?

Do you think 16-year-olds should be able to vote?

Imagine your soul could be transmuted into a sandwich. What kind of sandwich would your soul be?

If you could be famous for anything, for what would you choose to be famous?

Let's say your new boyfriend is pretty great. However, one day he mentions that he wants you to wear more "natural-looking" make-up. What do you tell him?

What kind of dog memes do you relate to the most?

How would your angriest ex-boyfriend or girlfriend describe you?

Would you rather have a dog who rarely barks or a dog who knows adorable tricks?

A work enemy makes up a mean nickname for you, which spreads like wildfire through your company. How do you handle it?

Your new girlfriend likes to drink pickle juice all the time. Do you kiss her anyway or ask her to brush her teeth?

To which dog's coat is your hair most similar?

What's your favorite Monopoly piece?

Would you rather smell bad 100% of the time or experience mild chronic pain 70% of the time?

If you had to relocate to a country with harsh winters, which one would you choose?

What kind of stuff worries you the most?

Do you respect small dogs, or do you consider them to be a bit silly?

If you could be in any pop star's music video, which one would you choose?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely would you be to date Elon Musk if he asked you out?

In your opinion, what's the best thing about small dogs?

Imagine that your father has died and your mother has remarried. You catch your stepfather making fun of your dad online. How do you deal with him?

What's your favorite form of self-care?

A friend offers you a bottle of expensive Scotch on the condition you only drink it when you're together. Do you accept the gift or tell her she's being unreasonable?

For your money, what's the most delicious salad dressing?

When small dogs lick your face, do you scold them or let them go wild?

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