What % Soccer Mom Are You?

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By: Khadija Leon

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a soccer mom is defined as a typical suburban mother who accompanies her children to their soccer games. She is also said to drive a minivan, always seen with a Starbucks coffee cup in her hand and a snazzy visor or baseball cap on her head and is also the queen of snacks. While many of these are just stereotypes, the consensus is that whoever she is, she's got herself together.

There are several types of soccer moms, and there is also a spectrum which they can fall along. We've got the helicopter soccer mom who in every situation has whatever their child needs on hand. Then there is the health nut who believes that a healthy meal free of GMOs is the key to success. Apart from the boaster soccer mom and the oblivious soccer mom, there is the sideline coach soccer mom who refers to kids by their numbers rather than names, and she even calls the referee out when she thinks it is appropriate.

What % of a soccer mom are you? Will you turn out to be the type of soccer mom who is really a sideline coach, or will you be the type who doesn't know what team their child plays for or what the lines on the field mean? To find out the answer to these questions, you should take this quiz!

How do you show your child's team support?

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What do you wear to their games?

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Do you have a special cheer?

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What is your reaction to your child’s team winning?

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Your child’s team is losing, what do you do?

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Do you always tell your child that you are proud of them even when they have lost the game?

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Who do you sit next to at games?

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Do you have a special spot that you always sit?

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Are you there on time?

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What is your pre-game ritual with your child?

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It begins to rain during the game; what do you do?

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Do you attend away games?

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Do you attend practice sessions?

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How do you celebrate a win?

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Do you carry extra equipment in your vehicle?

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Have you ever had more than five teammates in your vehicle?

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How do you refer to the other kids on the team?

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Are you popular among the other moms?

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What kind of mom are you?

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How many children do you have?

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Which of these words describes you?

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Would you say that you are a competitive person?

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Which of these famous moms are you like?

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how embarrassing do you think your child finds you?

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Has your son or daughter ever asked you to stay home during a game?

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Do you watch soccer at home?

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Do you know what the lines on the field mean?

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Do you know when the ball is offside?

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Where do you keep your child’s trophies, ribbons and medals?

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How many ways do you know how to get rid of grass stains?

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