What % Soccer Mom Are You?

By: Khadija Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What % Soccer Mom Are You?
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About This Quiz

According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a soccer mom is defined as a typical suburban mother who accompanies her children to their soccer games. She is also said to drive a minivan, always seen with a Starbucks coffee cup in her hand and a snazzy visor or baseball cap on her head and is also the queen of snacks. While many of these are just stereotypes, the consensus is that whoever she is, she's got herself together.

There are several types of soccer moms, and there is also a spectrum which they can fall along. We've got the helicopter soccer mom who in every situation has whatever their child needs on hand. Then there is the health nut who believes that a healthy meal free of GMOs is the key to success. Apart from the boaster soccer mom and the oblivious soccer mom, there is the sideline coach soccer mom who refers to kids by their numbers rather than names, and she even calls the referee out when she thinks it is appropriate.

What % of a soccer mom are you? Will you turn out to be the type of soccer mom who is really a sideline coach, or will you be the type who doesn't know what team their child plays for or what the lines on the field mean? To find out the answer to these questions, you should take this quiz!

How do you show your child's team support?
By being a sideline coach
By wearing team colors
By holding signs
By being there
What do you wear to their games?
I have my own team jersey.
Team colors
Whatever I have on
Work clothes
Do you have a special cheer?
Yes
No, but the team has one.
Yes, but it's a bit embarrassing.
No

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What is your reaction to your child’s team winning?
I run on the field.
I hug my kid.
I wave my hands.
I smile.
Your child’s team is losing, what do you do?
Shout at the referee for cheating
Shout "come on guys, you can do it"
Cry a little inside
Sit silently
Do you always tell your child that you are proud of them even when they have lost the game?
No
Yes
Sometimes
When I remember, I do.

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Who do you sit next to at games?
The team
Other soccer moms
A friend
A stranger
Do you have a special spot that you always sit?
Yes, and everyone knows it.
Yes, it usually has a good view.
No
I sit wherever there is space.
Are you there on time?
Always
Most times
Some times
A few times

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What is your pre-game ritual with your child?
We have a little chant.
With a pep talk
With a "don't forget to have fun"
With a fist bump
It begins to rain during the game; what do you do?
Go closer to the field
Get my umbrella
Find shelter
Go sit in the car
Do you attend away games?
Yes
Most of them
One or two a season
No

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Do you attend practice sessions?
All of them
A few
No
It's only practice, so no.
How do you celebrate a win?
By giving them what they want
With pizza or ice cream
With a tap on the back
By saying good job
Do you carry extra equipment in your vehicle?
It's a requirement.
I have, in the past.
No
Why would I do that?

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Have you ever had more than five teammates in your vehicle?
All the time
Yes
No
It can't fit that many people in my car.
How do you refer to the other kids on the team?
By their last name
By a pet name
By their first name
By their number
Are you popular among the other moms?
Yes
Kind of
No
I don't think they know me.

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What kind of mom are you?
The helicopter mom
The perfect mom
The wine mom
The career mom
How many children do you have?
1 - 2
More than 5
3 - 4
I can't remember.
Which of these words describes you?
Assertive
Outgoing
Adaptable
Intelligent

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Would you say that you are a competitive person?
Absolutely
Yes
No
I can be.
Which of these famous moms are you like?
Kristen Bell
Demi Moore
Victoria Beckham
Kris Jenner
On a scale of 1 to 10, how embarrassing do you think your child finds you?
10
1
4
7

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Has your son or daughter ever asked you to stay home during a game?
Multiple times
No
I don't recall.
A few times
Do you watch soccer at home?
Yes
Sometimes
Rarely
No
Do you know what the lines on the field mean?
Umm, duh
Yes
Some of them
No

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Do you know when the ball is offside?
Yes, duh
I think so.
No
Someone told me once, but I forgot.
Where do you keep your child’s trophies, ribbons and medals?
In a glass cabinet
In their room
In the living room
In the closet
How many ways do you know how to get rid of grass stains?
At least 20
A few ways
There's a way to get rid of those stains?
Zero

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