What Species of Dinosaur Are You?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Species of Dinosaur Are You?
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About This Quiz

It's hard to watch a Jurassic Park or Jurassic World movie these days and not root for the dinosaurs. At some point you realize they're the true heroes, just trying to live their lives while people keep making it difficult for them. No doubt you have your favorite dinosaur from those movies, or maybe even one they didn't actually include in the film. Let's face it; dinosaurs were pretty cool. Lizards that were bigger than elephants? That's all kinds of awesome.

Maybe you've always felt you related in some way to one of those prehistoric beasts. Heck, maybe you never even considered it before.  But make no mistake, your personality absolutely leans more towards one kind of dinosaur than another. The way you look at the world and interact with the people and things in it? There's some very Jurassic stuff going on in there. Probably Triassic and Cretaceous, too. 

How do you determine what your inner dinosaur is? That's easy! Answer these questions as honestly as you can, and we'll pick apart your answers like a scientist harvesting DNA from a preserved mosquito to build you into the dinosaur you never knew you were! Take the quiz and see!

If someone aggressively confronts you, how are you likely to react?
Keep calm and asses the situation
Back off
Be more aggressive in return
Stand my ground

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If you're going out for dinner, what's your ideal order?
Something fun and new
Something light
A nice steak
Maybe a pasta dish

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When you're alone in the house, what kind of music are you listening to?
Something with a good beat
Something relaxing
Anything loud and fast
Rock and roll

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How do you feel about working with others?
Teamwork gets things done.
If I have to...
I fly solo.
It's necessary sometimes.

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When you run into a problem in life, how do you deal with it?
Look at it from all sides before doing anything
Stand firm and deal with whatever
Remove the problem as quickly as possible
Head down and full steam ahead

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How do you react to getting pulled into a political argument?
Destroy the arguments of those who are wrong
Avoid at all costs
Make sure everyone knows I'm right
Observe and contribute if necessary

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Suppose someone insults your best friend. How do you react?
Team up with my friend to destroy them
Brush it off, who has time for this foolishness?
Lay waste to the fool
Give them a chance to take it back

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What's the best holiday?
The Fourth of July with all the explosions
Labor Day and a day off work
Thanksgiving and all that food
Christmas and time with family

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You're at home watching Netflix alone; what kind of movie do you queue up?
Action
Documentary
Horror
Comedy

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Which Marvel villain really speaks to you?
Loki
Ultron
Thanos
Rhino

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How do you like to spend your down time?
Seeing what the crew is up to
Doing absolutely nothing
Party
Just hanging out at home

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If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go?
New York or Los Angeles
Europe
Las Vegas
Japan

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What's your dream car?
Something fast and sexy
Escalade
I need a muscle car.
A Hummer

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When you go to a party, what's the first thing you do when you get in the door?
Scope out everyone else
Find the snacks
Make sure everyone knows I'm there
Find a place to hole up

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If you're going to watch some sports, what's the ideal game to watch?
Boxing
I don't really watch sports.
MMA
Football

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Someone at the bar offers to buy you a drink, what do you order?
Something with vodka
Beer
Scotch
Something fruity

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If you could have any super power, what would you choose?
Super intelligence
Invisibility
Super strength
Flight

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What's the absolute coolest animal at the zoo?
Wolves
Elephant
Lion
Rhino

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It's good to stay in shape, so how do you like to exercise?
Running
I don't do a ton of exercise.
Lifting weights
Just a good walk

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If you could get any tattoo in the world, what would you get?
An awesome full sleeve
Just some initials
Face tattoo
Something discrete

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What do you think is your best quality?
Intelligence
My strength
I always speak my mind.
Perseverance

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What kind of pet would you absolutely love to have?
A feisty cat
A low maintenance goldfish
A guard dog
A snake

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Where in the world do you feel most comfortable?
The great outdoors
Someplace familiar
I'm comfortable everywhere.
At home

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If you won the lottery and never had to work again, what would you do with your time?
Travel and see everything
Nothing!
Worldwide party tour
Retire to someplace relaxing

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What time of year do you enjoy the most?
I'm good all year round.
Springtime
Love the summer
I'm a fan of autumn.

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Which of these actors is your favorite?
Gal Gadot
Idris Elba
The Rock
Benedict Cumberbatch

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Suppose you had a shot to be on a reality show, which show do you think you'd dominate?
"Survivor"
"Naked and Afraid"
"Deadliest Catch"
"The Voice"

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What's the ultimate party game?
Ouija
Charades
Truth or Dare
Twister

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What makes dinosaurs so fascinating?
Ferocity
Power
Cool spikes and teeth and stuff
Size

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What's the best junk food for a binge?
Nuts
Chips
Beef jerky
Chocolate

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You Got: