What Sports Car Matches Your Maturity Level?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Sports Car Matches Your Maturity Level?
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About This Quiz

Sports cars have been around almost since the beginning of the automobile. Even when 12 horsepower was considered fast, people were building sports cars. The NW Rennzweier by Nesselsdorfer Wagenbau-Fabriks-Gesellschaft A.G. (now Tatra) is perhaps the oldest production race car in the world, dating back to 1900. 

Today, sports cars are as wildly different as they are potent. Each sports car is an attempt to distill a philosophy and character into a car as a pure expression of a brand. Ferrari's La Ferrari is the perfect example of this. Some sports cars are made for numbers, not fun, and they come across as dour. Other sports cars practically scream "Yippie!" The spectrum in between is huge, with muscle cars, lightweight racers, and GT cars all around.

Of course, sports cars are inextricably linked to the much maligned midlife crisis. Is fulfilling a childhood dream in adulthood such a bad thing? In this quiz, you will take a long look at yourself, and determine how mature you are. Once we have this information, we can match you to one in our vast list of sports cars. Take this quiz, and whether you save up or buy a sports car when you hit the lottery, you'll be able to get exactly the right car for your maturity level.

Which of these hobbies is your secret shame?
Gnome collecting
Fountain pens
D&D
Shrinky Dinks

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In the workplace, how often do you pull pranks on your peers?
Only once per decade
Once a year, at the holiday party
Every day!
Once a week

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How often do you do bunny ears on people with whom you take pictures?
I did it once and felt guilty.
Never
Always
I usually try to do something more interesting than just bunny ears.

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Hygiene pop quiz: How often do you replace your toothbrush?
Twice a month
Once a month
When it stops working
When I remember

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How is your current career like the career you imagined you'd have as a kid?
I'm on track to live my dreams.
I do my dream job.
I'm not doing anything like my dream job, but I really like what I do.
I'm miserable at a dead end job.

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How many bumper stickers do you have on your car?
None
Six
Two
10

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Think hard. What's your first thought when you hear you'll have to work late?
Not again ...
All right!
Aw, man!
But what about my "Battlestar" marathon?!

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How important is it that your different food items stay separate on the plate?
Massively important
Unimportant
Kind of important
Pretty important

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Does part of you wish you could customize your Facebook page like you used to with your Myspace page?
No, MySpace was hot trash.
Only a little
Very much
Quite a bit

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How many times have you raced someone on public roads?
None
I've lost count.
Five +
Two

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Let's assume you don't own a Dodge Macho Power Wagon. How do you feel about "rolling coal"?
It would be better if it appeared to come out of the windows.
It's awesome!
Not for me
It's crude.

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Tidy time! How long do clean dishes remain in your dishwasher?
12 hours
One hour
One week
They never leave.

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You're on vacation in Paris, gazing off the side of a bridge. How hard is it to resist spitting over the edge?
Easy
Not hard
Really difficult
Extremely difficult

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When you look in the mirror in the morning, what wacky face do you make?
Angry
Big smile
Fish
Celebrity impressions

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How many times have you ghosted someone?
None
10+
Five
Three

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Imagine you're in a bar with a TV. If you had a remote, how hard would you find it not to change the channel just for the heck of it?
Impossible!
Easy
Very hard
Not too hard

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Which of the following items do you collect without realizing it, and then do nothing about getting rid of?
Pens
Old phones
Clothes that don't fit
DVDs

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Open the yearbook. How many friends do you still have from before high school?
One
12
Three
Six

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How often do you post to your (non-professional) Instagram?
About once a year
What's Instagram?
A few times a day
Once a week

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What do you do when you are at someone else's home, or in a place of business, and you break something, like a glass or a decoration?
Confess
Run
Hide the broken thing
Blame someone

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How do you behave toward rival fans at professional ball games?
I scowl at them.
I'm pleasant to them.
I shout obscenities at them.
I smugly offer them some of my snacks.

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Feline fanciers: Do you ever deliberately try to confuse a cat?
I don't understand.
I like to put them in a maze while they sleep.
Cucumbers for the win!
Sometimes I just talk to them about "Star Wars."

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Be artistic. What might you draw in the dirt on a stranger's car?
An "adult" cartoon
A dirty joke
An insult
Words so provocative that they would prompt someone else to do something far worse.

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Chow time! How many times a week do you eat "fun" food, like burgers or burritos?
Once
Seven
14
Six

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If you see a patch of wet cement, what would you write in it?
My initials and the date
I'd draw my own face
I'd put my hand prints in it
"Kilroy was here"

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How much time do you spend playing video games while pretending to work during business hours?
Uh, none?
When I do it, I do it all day long.
OK, fine, an hour.
Two hours tops

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Warm up your vocal chords. What song do you sing in the shower?
"Du Hast"
"Bad Romance"
"My Shot"
"Dare To Be Stupid"

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Time to think of turncoats. How do you respond to athletes who used to play for your local sports team, but now play for a rival?
I boo them.
I sit in silence as they take the field.
I clap politely.
I boo their manager.

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Be honest. How often do you vacuum your entire house?
Twice a month
Twice a week
Once a never
When I remember

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When looking for parking, how often do you get into arguments with people who "stole" your parking space?
Never, it's a waste of time I could spend finding another space.
Always! I get out of the car, take photos, get in their faces, the works.
I'm usually the one doing the stealing.
Only when I don't have a jar full of paint stripper at the ready

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