What State Matches Your Temperament?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
It's a huge blizzard out there, how do you feel about it?
Ahh, I get to stay in and relax tonight.
The world is going to end!
I can deal with it.
Ugh, this totally stinks.

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What kind of footwear do you wear on an average day?
Boots
Sneakers
Sandals
Shoes

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You have to go a couple miles to meet a friend and it's nice out, how do you get there?
I walk.
I drive.
I take my bike.
I take an Uber.

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You're relaxing on your back deck when you see a snake. What is your reaction?
Whatever.
Fear.
Umm, I am a little worried.
Are you sure that isn't a rat?

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How do you feel when you're trying to get somewhere and tourists are making it difficult?
Frustrated.
Oh, tourists don't bother me.
I don't care much.
Totally angry.

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How nervous do you get when you're outside in the pitch dark?
Oh, that doesn't bother me.
I actually like that.
I get a little bugged out.
That would terrify me.

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Do you enjoy going out in the woods and hunting game?
Well, yeah, it's fun.
I love it.
I have never done it.
I would never want to do that.

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What sounds fabulous for dinner this evening?
Lobster
Brisket
Burrito
Steak

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You were just approached by a homeless man asking for money, what do you do?
Give him money.
Offer him a place to sleep for the night.
Ignore him.
Tell him to get a job.

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What sounds like a nice way to spend a summer day if you want to relax?
Hiking through the woods.
Barbecuing on the porch.
Tanning on the beach.
Working and making money.

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Would you ever pick up a hitchhiker on a deserted road?
Sure, I can take care of myself.
Sure, I like to help people in need.
No, that isn't safe.
No, I am not an idiot.

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How often do you wave at total strangers?
Oh, every now and then.
All the time.
Rarely.
Never.

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How soothing is the beach to your soul?
It is very soothing, but I don't get there much.
I hardly ever get to the beach, so I don't know.
I go to the beach all the time and am very soothed by it.
I never go to the beach.

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Do spend a lot of the day laughing with your friends?
I spend a bit of it doing that.
Sure, quite a bit.
Yes, all day long.
No, are you joking?

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When was the last time anyone called you a hipster?
It happened once or twice.
That has never happened.
I get it all the time.
It happens sometimes.

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Have you ever dreamed of being a famous actor?
No, that would be silly.
No, that would be impossible.
Yes, and I'm going to be one.
Sure, a few times.

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Stephen King is one of the world's most famous authors. How into him are you?
He is a genius!
I can't stand him.
He is okay.
He is pretty cool.

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What kind of bread do you want with your dinner?
Dinner roll
Biscuit
Breadsticks
Popover

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Everyone likes pizza, but what do you want on yours?
Just cheese.
Ham
Spinach
Pepperoni

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What music do you jam out to while stuck in a traffic jam?
Rock
Country
Dance
Rap

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Who is your favorite white rapper of all time?
Spose
Kid Rock
Macklemore
Any of the Beastie Boys

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How addicted are you to spending time on your smartphone?
I am on it probably an hour a day.
I am hardly ever on it.
I am on it a few hours a day.
I am on it all day.

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How much money do you need to make a year to be satisfied?
50,000
40,000
100,000
200,000 or more.

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How important is family to your daily life?
It is pretty important.
Very, I hang with my family all the time.
It is kind of important.
My family drives me nuts.

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How much do you absolutely love avocado?
Umm. It's okay.
I can't stand it.
OMG so much!
Meh.

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Which television show would you most like to watch if you were home sick?
Murder, She Wrote
Andy Griffith
Beverly Hills 90210
Seinfeld

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How often a day do you get totally stressed right out?
I don't usually.
Never.
Maybe once.
More than once.

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What would you rather have, a highway going past your front door or a two-mile long driveway?
I would choose the driveway for sure.
Probably the driveway.
Highway all day.
Probably the highway.

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Dogs are cool, how many dogs do you have right now?
2
3 or more.
1
0

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Hey Bro, how many times do you say "dude" a day?
Maybe once.
I never say it.
I say it all the time.
A couple.

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