What Style of Facial Hair Suits You Best?

By: Jody Mabry

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Facial hair has become a prominent style in the 2000s. Long gone are the clean-shaven and five o'clock shadow options. Instead, there are dozens of goatee styles, beards, and sideburns to choose from. But which suits you best? Take this quiz to find out!

What comment are you looking to receive on your facial hair choice?

Sexy.

That looks awesome!
I love your 'stache.

How long did that take to grow out?

Which leisure activity are you most fond of?

Bowling.

Bocce.
Dancing.

Fishing.

Which instrument would you like to know how to play?

Acoustic guitar.

Banjo.
Piano.

Drums.

Which pet would be your best friend?

Dog.

Cat.
Ferret.

Gerbil.

Which generation were you born into?

Gen X.

Baby boomers.
Gen Y.

Millenial.

What is your Pandora radio station?

Ray LaMontagne.

ACDC.
Jennifer Lopez.

Gwen Stefanie.

How many selfies do you take in the average month?

Less than five.

Up to 10.
I've never taken a selfie.

The answer is too embarrassing to say.

How would you describe your home?

I have a nice condo in the city.

I live in a single-family home in the 'burbs.
I have a high-rise apartment.

I crash with a bunch of friends in a studio.

What is your relationship status like?

Dating... like, a lot.

Surprisingly married.
I am divorced.

Non existent.

How would your friends describe your personality?

Charismatic.

Like a Teddy bear.
Fun.

Unique.

How do you decide on your facial hair style?

It is easy to grow.

It individualizes me.
It makes me look sexy.

Everyone else is doing it.

Which profession would you consider sexy?

Librarian.

Biker.
Writer.

Musician.

What does your facial hair say about you?

That I have no style.

That I am tough.
That I am charming.

That I really don't care.

Do you kiss and tell?

Every time.

I don't kiss.
Never.

I only tell my closest friends.

Do any of your friends share your facial hair style?

No.

Not anymore.
Only during Halloween.

All of them.

Do you have a lot of friends?

I tend to play in a crowd.

I have about a dozen close friends.
I tend to be more of a loner.

A few really good friends.

One of your friends gets into a verbal altercation at the bar. What do you do?

Back away and hope no one notices I am there.

Grab a beer bottle and get ready to rumble.
I try to break up the fight before it gets bad.

I laugh and order another drink.

What is your clothing style like?

Simple casual.

Black and leather.
Professional.

Quirky.

Should your facial hair match your fashion sense?

My choice would match every fashion sense.

Yes.
Sure, I think that would work.

I prefer the law of opposites.

How do you chill with your friends?

We hang out at the bar.

We ride our bikes around town.
I don't "chill."

We are usually at a coffee shop.

What do you snack on when you get home from work?

Fruit.

Steak.
Veggies.

Organic kettle chips.

Which of these sports do you prefer?

Golf.

Rugby.
Tennis.

Bocce.

Which work from home job could you get into?

Writing.

Owning a vending machine business.
Web design.

Dog walking.

Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?

I've ridden on the back of one.

I own several.
No.

Does a Vespa count?

Are you nervous when you first change your facial hair style?

No, I don't change it that much.

Not at all.
Usually.

No, I just try to blend in so no one really notices.

Are you a hipster?

Nope.

That is hilarious.
I'd say it suits me a little.

Without a doubt.

Who were you in your twenties?

An athlete.

A young punk.
A dork.

Invisible.

How would you best describe your work?

I am a professional who works in the office.

I have a labor-intensive job.
I work from home.

I'm in retail such as clothing or coffee.

Your friends tease you about your new facial hairstyle. How do you respond?

I laugh about it too but keep the style.

I trim it down.
I tell them off and find new friends.

I try to find a style that is more subtle.

What kind of car do you drive?

I don't drive.

I have a used sedan.
I drive an SUV.

I have a motorcycle.

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