What Type of Man Are You?

By: Brian Whitney

What Type of Man Are You?
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About This Quiz

Being a man is complicated. When all of us men were growing up as boys, we all had a way that we wanted to be thought of by our families, our friends, and most of all, potential significant others. All we wanted was to be thought of as cool and attractive, if not to others, at least to ourselves. And then we all grew up to be men, which in some cases is almost the only similarity that we all share.

Are you the type of guy that likes to go out hunting, can fix your car, and can build a fire with just a couple of sticks? Are you the type of guy that is super active and lives to be either playing sports or kicking around watching them on TV? Are you a metrosexual, one drawn to the latest in fashion, all things liberal, and has a refined sense of taste? Or maybe you are a bit of the artistic type, which some might even call a hipster if they didn't know any better. 

It takes all sorts of men to make the world go around, and each type is just as cool as the rest. But you are a type, so which one might you be? Take our quiz to find out. 


When you go out to a bar, are you the personal bouncer for all your friends?
No, are you kidding? I hate violence.
No, but I can handle myself okay.
Yes, someone has to be.
No, that isn't my scene.

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How often do you swear?
Never.
Fairly often.
All the time.
Sometimes.

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How long does it take you to grow a good beard?
I can't.
A month.
A few days.
A few weeks.

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What is important in a movie?
A good plot.
Action.
Lot of explosions.
Good acting.

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How do you get around?
I drive a car.
I drive a jeep.
I drive a truck.
I ride a bike.

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Do you ever ride shotgun?
Sure, I don't care.
If I have to.
No, I'm usually the driver.
Sure, I hate to drive.

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Are you into cigars?
Only good ones.
Not really.
I love cigars.
Not at all.

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What sounds the most fun to do?
Going to nice restaurant.
Going to a football game.
Going camping.
Going to an art museum.

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How much road rage do you have?
Pretty much none.
A fair amount.
A ton.
Not much.

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Are you an alpha male?
Goodness, no!
If I need to be.
Yes.
Not really.

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How many fights have you been in?
None.
Between two and five.
More than five.
One.

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How often do you go to the gym?
Every once in a while.
All the time.
Never, I don't need that to be in shape.
Never, it's not my scene.

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Do you watch a lot of sports on TV?
No, I don't watch any.
Yeah, all the time.
I watch some.
Hardly any.

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Did you play sports in high school or college?
Nope.
Yeah, I played all sorts.
I played some.
Only until I found more interesting things to do.

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What sounds best to drink?
A chocolate martini.
Beer.
Whiskey, straight up.
Pomegranate Margarita.

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Do you play any team sports as an adult?
No, I stink at sports.
Yes I do.
No, that is for kids.
No, that isn't my thing.

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How often do you look at yourself in the mirror?
All the time.
Sometimes.
Pretty much never.
Hardly ever.

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Do you use a lot of hair products?
Well yeah, how else is my hair going to look so good?
Hardly any.
I don't use any.
I use some.

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Do you ever go tanning?
Sure, I do it all the time.
Once or twice.
No way!
On a rare occasion.

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How much would you pay for a haircut?
Over 100 dollars.
Over 25 dollars.
Under 25 dollars.
Over 50 dollars.

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Have you ever used teeth whitener?
Well, of course.
Once or twice.
No, are you kidding me?
Off and on.

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How often have you been hunting?
Never. Gross!
A couple of times.
All sorts of times.
Never, but I don't mind people that do.

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What sounds best for dinner?
An organic salad.
A cheeseburger.
A ribeye.
A burrito.

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Are you good at fixing cars?
I know nothing about cars.
I am okay.
I am great at it.
Not really.

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Have you ever tried writing a novel?
I have tried, but have not gotten far.
No, but I have thought of it.
No way.
Of course, I write often.

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Have you ever played in a band?
No.
Yes, but it was a long time ago.
No, but I have a drum set.
Yes.

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Are you talented artistically?
A little.
Not really.
Not at all.
Very much so.

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What would you watch on TV?
"Project Runway."
Football.
NASCAR.
"X-Files."

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Do you question authority?
Not often.
Not at all.
I don't pay any attention to authority.
All the time.

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What are you most likely to wear?
A suit.
A tank top.
A flannel shirt.
Funky shoes.

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