What Will Be Written in Your Obituary?

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Let's talk about your impending doom. How do you think you'll go?
In my sleep
Peacefully
In a little bit of pain
In agony

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What is most likely to be the cause of your death?
Heart attack
Assassination
Freak accident
Vehicular accident

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What should your obituaries start with?
It is with great sadness...
On Tuesday, 25th December, 2018...
_________ took cues from no one, even in death...
_________'s work is done...

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How long do you think it'll be?
Excruciatingly long
Very short, I was pretty boring.
Average length
Pretty short

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Funeral or no funeral?
A huge one
A small one
I'm not sure yet.
No, thanks

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What kind of coffin or urn do you want to be placed in?
Something glamorous
What do I care? I won't be alive to see it.
Something classic
Something unconventional

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If your ashes were to be sprinkled somewhere, where would you want it to be?
In the ocean
Nowhere, leave my ashes in the house!
Down a drain
On my neighbor's lawn

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What would go on your tombstone?
Gone but not forgotten
In loving memory
Gone too soon
The world has lost an angel

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How likely are you to come back as a vengeful spirit?
It's already confirmed.
Very unlikely
Very likely
Depends on how I go

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Who would you haunt?
My cheating spouse
Other ghosts
My kids
My enemies of course

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What's the one thing people would remember you for?
My attitude
I'm pretty sure their forgetfulness is the reason for my death, so nothing.
The things I did.
My looks

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If you were to be reincarnated, what would you come back as?
A drag queen
A house cat
A gecko
Myself

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Back to the land of the living. How would you describe yourself?
Extra
Laidback
Adventurous
Wild

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What would your friends say is the most annoying thing about you?
My laugh
My silence
My bad habits
My clothing

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Which deadly sin are you most guilty of?
Wrath
Sloth
Envy
Gluttony

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For which of these reasons are you most likely to get arrested for?
Public intoxication
Possession of an illegal substance
Assault
Theft

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Are you a good friend?
Not the best
I'm okay.
I would like to think that I am.
The best

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Are you very popular?
Too popular
No one knows who I am.
I think I'm average.
Quite a few people know me.

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What social event would you rather attend?
Club
Bar
Cocktail
Ball

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What do you do when you're bored?
Watch TV
Sleep
Cook
Read

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Do you enjoy what you do for a living?
I love it.
If I didn't need the money...
It could be better.
It's okay.

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But what's your dream job?
CEO
Artist
Designer
Politician

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If you were a politician, which job would you want?
President
Senior Advisor
Deputy Chief of Staff
Press Secretary

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Which famous person inspires you the most?
Conor McGregor
Constance Wu
Chance the Rapper
Barack Obama

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What can you say about your love life?
Busy
Non-existent
Healthy
Lacking

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Do you have or do you want kids?
I have and I want more.
I want but I don't have.
I have but I don't want them.
I don't want any, nor do I have.

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What motto are you currently living your life by?
"The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday."
"Life's too mysterious to take too serious."
"It's OK to not be OK, as long as you don't stay that way."
"I can be changed by what happens to me but I refuse to be reduced by it."

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What are you proudest of?
The person I am
My accomplishments
My independence
My education

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Right this second, what's your biggest regret?
Not kicking that one person back in 4th grade
Not speaking up enough
Being too afraid to go after what I wanted
Wasting time

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What do you want out of life?
Recognition
Peace
Love
Happiness

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You Got:

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