What Will You Score on This 100 Point Purity Test?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Will You Score on This 100 Point Purity Test?
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About This Quiz

How many pure points will you score during this 100 point test? Will you pass with flying colors or will your truthful answers give away a few of your imperfections? Either way, you are only human! Even if you do not score as high as you think you will, you can be sure that we'll give you a gauge you can use for bragging rights or self-improvement purposes! 

Purity means a lot of different things! You can be pure with your body, pure with your mind, and pure with your intentions. Answering our questions will help us figure out where you fall on the purity scale. Any response you choose to give us will be held in the strictest of confidence. Unless, of course, you want to share your purity results with all your social media friends, so they know where they stand against your brilliance. We totally encourage that! 

By the time we're done, you'll know exactly how pure you are at heart! You will also know where you should polish your halo or sharpen up your horns! Tell us all about the things you would and would not do, the things you have an have not done, and the things you find despicable. Then, your purity points will be revealed! Ready?





Have you ever shoplifted?
I wouldn't dream of it.
I stole something when I was a kid.
I have accidentally left without paying for something.
I do eat grapes while I shop sometimes.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
That's my business.
I was in my teens.
20s
30s
How often do you drink alcohol?
Rarely
A few times a week
A few times a month
A couple of times a year

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Have you ever fantasized about a coworker?
I wouldn't do such a thing.
I sure have!
I've fantasized about my boss.
That's unprofessional.
Do you smoke?
Never!
I smoke the devil's lettuce.
I used to smoke.
I do.
What would you do if your best friends' date hit on you?
I would tell my best friend.
It depends how cute they are.
I would ignore them.
I would tell them that it's inappropriate.

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How many people have you slept with?
I'm not answering that.
7 or more
4-6
1-3
Have you tried any street drugs?
Heavens, no!
I have.
I'm not answering that.
No way!
Do you have a large porn collection?
Goodness, no!
I have a few movies.
I used On Demand for that sort of thing.
I have never watched a porn in my life.

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Which of the Seven Deadly Sins have you recently committed?
Gluttony
Wrath
Envy
Pride
Which traffic law have you broken?
I have run a stoplight.
I have sped through a school zone.
I have passed someone in the slow lane.
I'm sure I have broken the speed limit a time or two.
Have you ever had a one-night stand?
I would never!
I've had a few of them.
I have had one.
I didn't think it was going to be a one-night stand.

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Which drink would you have with Sunday brunch?
Orange Juice
Mimosas
Bloody Mary
Coffee
How often do you eat bacon?
I don't eat meat.
A lot!
Occasionally
Rarely
Which animal are you most like in the bedroom?
Again, it's my business.
Fox
Shark
Panda

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Which word would your ex use to describe you?
Perfectionist
Fun
Weird
Sweet
Do you tell lies?
I do my best to avoid it.
White lies are necessary sometimes.
I don't lie, but I do avoid the truth.
I always tell the truth.
Which character from "The Big Bang Theory" are you most like?
Sheldon
Penny
Amy
I don't watch that show.

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Are you more dominant or submissive between the sheets?
I'm alseep between the sheets.
I'm more dominant.
It depends on my mood.
I'm more submissive.
Would a halo or horns suit you best?
Halo
Horns
Combo
Cat's ears
What kind of lover are you?
Attentive
Bold
Lazy
Giving

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If you found a stray cat, what would you do?
I would adopt it.
I'm allergic to cats. I would ignore it.
I would look for its owner.
I would take it to a shelter.
Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
I have never cheated.
I have in the past.
I've had thoughts about it.
I wouldn't exactly call it cheating.
What would you donate to charity?
Money
My time
Household items
Clothes and food

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Do you kiss on the first date?
I like to wait a while.
It depends on the date.
I have in the past.
It's been a long time since I had a date!
Are you good at keeping secrets?
I'm great with secrets.
I can't help but blab to my best friend.
It depends on the secret.
I don't believe in secrets.
Do you walk around your house naked?
I'm always covered.
I certainly do!
I would go to work naked if I could.
I do sometimes.

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Do you know a lot of dirty jokes?
I don't know any.
I know a dozen or more.
I know a few.
I know one.
Do you swear a lot?
I never swear.
I swear a bleeping lot!
I swear sometimes to make my point.
I swear when I hurt my pinky toe.
What kind of movie could your life be made into?
Romance
Thriller
Comedy
Documentary

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