What Would Your Medieval Castle Job Be?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Would Your Medieval Castle Job Be?
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About This Quiz

A medieval castle was like a giant machine, and it needed a lot of people to act as the parts in that machine and keep it all going. After all, merely keeping the place clean (by medieval standards) and feeding everyone within its walls was a Herculean task. Keeping it running meant ensuring a clean supply of potable water; fodder for all the horses, chickens, sheep, goats, and more; fixing an endless loop of damaged weapons, tools, and armor, as well as making new ones; maintaining a library; entertaining in fine style, especially when the King or any superior lord came visiting; and of course, defending the castle itself and the local people from attack. This might mean providing for the peasants in the winter or taking them inside the walls if enemies came.

All in all, a castle wasn't just a fancy house for a lord and lady to live in. It was basically like running a business with several hundred employees. There were cooks, blacksmiths, soldiers, sentries, knights, jesters, scribes, healers, stable hands, and more, coordinated by seneschals or junior nobility managing large teams of people. Above all of them were the lord or lady of the manor themselves.

Where would you fit into the mix? Take this quiz to find out!

Are you funny?
Extremely.
Not at all.
No, but I like to laugh!
I have my moments.

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How strong are you?
Very weak.
Very strong.
Extremely strong.
Healthy enough.

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Are you good at organizing?
A little.
Not really.
As much as necessary.
Extremely, yes.

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Are you good at writing with a quill?
Fairly good.
I'm barely literate.
Not at all.
Yes, very good.

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Do you tell it like it is?
Yes, using humor.
Yes, using my fists.
No, I can't deal with all that hassle.
Of course, what are people going to do about it if they don't like it?

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Do you care for the less powerful?
Absolutely.
I care that they help me.
Yes. All life is important.
Sure, I guess.

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What outfit do you look best in?
Harlequin stripes.
Armor.
Leather tunic.
Brocade robe.

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Do you love the great oudoors?
I actively hate it.
I love it!
Not really.
Once in a while, sure.

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Can you multi-task?
Somewhat.
Not really.
That's a good way to do multiple things badly.
Naturally.

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Are you icked out by blood?
Oh, yes.
No, I love it.
Of course not, I'm a grownup.
I can deal.

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Do you mind intense heat?
I hate it!
I can handle it.
I love it!
Depends on the weather outside really.

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Do you consider yourself an artisan?
In my way, yes.
Not really.
Yes.
No, but I appreciate them.

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How many years do you want to study for your job?
A few.
Five.
Seven.
All my life.

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How's your dinner etiquette?
Deceptively good.
As good as necessary.
I don't care about that sort of thing.
Flawless.

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Are you a team player?
Not really.
Certainly.
Naturally.
I'm a team leader.

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Do you like to travel?
If I could, I would.
Yes, on foot or horseback.
No.
Once in a while, in a carriage.

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How important is money to you?
Fairly.
Not at all.
As long as I have enough, I'm good.
Very, for the right reasons.

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If an enemy king's forces overrun the castle, what would you offer them not to hurt you?
I'd make them laugh.
Honestly, if that happens, they've already hurt me enough that I'm indifferent to what happens next.
My trade.
Ransom money.

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Will you leave the castle in the course of your ordinary day?
Nope.
Of course.
Some days.
Yes, to tour the land.

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Where in the castle would you like to sleep?
My little chamber suits me fine.
Barracks.
Over my "office."
Master bedroom.

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Who will teach you your trade?
I'll be self-taught.
Soldiers and lords.
I'll be apprenticed to a master in the field.
My parents.

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How much will you know about what other people's jobs involve?
Enough to mock them.
Enough to know mine is better.
Enough to know the tools they need.
Enough to hire wisely.

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Do you like to mingle with people from all social classes?
Of course.
No, I can't stand peasants.
No, I can't stand rich people.
Yes, but only as the boss.

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Do you mind risking serious injury in the course of your work?
Yes, I mind!
I love that!
I'd really prefer not.
Other than childbirth, I mind.

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How important is status to you?
Not at all, I think all that is silly.
It's all important to me.
Not very, as long as my skill is respected.
I have enough to claim that I don't care at all.

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Do you want to be on a first-name basis with the King and Queen?
I want them to have heard of me.
If I could, that'd be so sweet.
I don't want to ever meet them, I wouldn't know what to say.
I already am.

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Will you worry about the maintenance of the castle?
Not my job, mate.
In a defensive sense, yes.
It's my job to fix it, so yes.
Yes, I have to pay for it.

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Do you love to read?
Yes, in my free time.
No, that's for cowards.
I don't have time.
Yes, to stay educated.

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Do you want to eat at the lord's table?
Once in a while.
Hopefully.
No thanks, I'd feel on display.
Of course.

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Do you expect to retire in good health?
Ideally, yes.
I expect some injuries.
I expect some joint or other to give out.
Of course!

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