What Would Your Name Be if You'd Been Born in France?

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
What Would Your Name Be if You'd Been Born in France?
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About This Quiz

The language of France is one of the most beautiful that you'll ever hear. Not only that, but the people are super friendly and the country is simply breathtaking. While not everyone is lucky enough to be born into the country of their choosing, no one ever said it was a crime to pretend. So, let us pretend with you. Let's pretend that you're French. But before we start acting, you need a name, and we can help out with that too. 

We're going to ask you some questions that'll help us determine what your French name should be. First, we're gonna test your taste on all things French and see if you know more than 'bonjour.' Then we're going to go deeper and ask you about yourself because no one knows you better than you do. By the end of our questions, we'll have the perfect name for you, so much so that you may even want to get it changed legally or put it as your Instagram name, at the very least. 

So, if you want to find out what that special name is, go ahead and start this fun French-themed quiz (that isn't actually French).  Nous savons que vous l'apprécierez!

Have you ever been to France?
I live there
Several times
A few times
Never

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Which part of France are you most drawn to?
Paris
Marseille
Nice
Avignon

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What Parisian feature are you most excited to see?
Eiffel Tower
The Louvre
Arc de Triomphe
Notre-Dame de Paris

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Which French territory would you love to visit?
New Caledonia
French Guiana
French Polynesia
Martinique

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Approximately how many words can you say in French?
I'm fluent
I know quite a bit
A few
One

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How would you greet your friends in French?
Salut!
Coucou!
Bonjour!
Allo?

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What does "je t'aime" mean?
I love you!
What time is it?
Who are you?
Where is the toilet?

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What do you think of French people?
They're so healthy
They're all so beautiful
They're very passionate
They talk too much

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What do you think about their love of cycling?
I'd love it too
It's okay, I guess
It's not for me
It's annoying

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Which French breakfast food would you eat every morning?
Croissants
Crepes
Brioche
Baguette

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And what would you have for dinner?
Ratatouille
Beef bourguignon
Onion soup
Nicoise salad

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France is famous for its wine. Which kind is the best-tasting?
Merlot
Bordeaux
Moscato
Chardonnay

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Which French food, that's not really French, do you love?
French fancies
French toast
French fries
French stock (baguette)

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Which classic French accessory would you wear all the time?
Belt
Sunglasses
Scarf
Cross-body bag

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And which French designer's fashion would you spend your money on?
Christian Dior
Coco Chanel
Louis Vuitton
Yves Saint Laurent

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Which of these sports do you love watching, just like your French counterparts?
Cycling
Tennis
Soccer
Rugby

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Which French habit would be easiest for you to adopt?
Eating whatever I like
Telling things like they are
Dressing with confidence
Spending lots of time with family

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Do you kiss people as a greeting?
All the time
Only my close friends
Once in a while
No, I don't

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Which nationality would get on your nerves if you were French?
Spanish
Germans
Americans
British

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And which holiday would you look forward to the most?
VE Day
Ascension
Bastille Day
Armistice Day

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Who's your favorite French celebrity?
Vanessa Paradis
DJ Snake
David Guetta
Kathie Lee Gifford

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What's the most amazing thing created by the French?
Champagne
The little black dress
The first few elements in the periodic table
Hot air balloon and parachute

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What's the best thing about the French?
Their accent
Their fashion
Their food
Their politics

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Which word best describes you?
Compassionate
Edgy
Intelligent
Ambitious

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Which age group do you fall into?
21 or younger
22- 40
40-64
65 or older

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What's your natural hair color?
Blonde
Black
Red
Brown

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What colors make up most of your wardrobe?
Pastels
Darks
Brights
Neutrals

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What kind of shoes do you love wearing?
Sneakers
Heels/loafers
Sandals
Flip flops

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Are you a smoker?
Every now and then
No, I'm not
You could call me a chimney
Unfortunately

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What are you like in a relationship?
Smothering
Charming
Laidback
Perfection

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