What Zodiac Animal Are You?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Zodiac Animal Are You?
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About This Quiz

There is some evidence by way of drawings on cave walls that suggest humans have had an interest in astrology for over 20,000 years. Clearly, we've gone all in on this sort of thing. And even with today's modern science, you can at least understand and appreciate how and why our ancient ancestors might have thought the stars were there to guide them. 

Imagine looking up at a crystal clear night sky in a time before we even knew how to build things from stone or metal, and seeing the universe laid out before you. It changed with the seasons and brought forth eclipses and meteors and lightning and rain. The sky was a powerful part of your universe back in the day.

As astrology evolved, so too did the way we understand the stars. We saw patterns in the form of constellations and gave them names. They took on the aspect of animals, and we gave people born at certain times of year those qualities. And then we got all the way up to right here and right now at this very moment with you about to find out which of those animals is the best match for you. All of history lead you to this moment! Now take the quiz!

Think back to when you were in grade school. What was your favorite class of all?
Gym class
English
Art
Was recess a class?

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You need to get some work done but your friends want you to go out and have some drinks. What to do?
Get the work done double quick then go out.
We drink!
Work first, then play.
Let them know I have to get stuff done but I'll be good to go later.

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You're just about to cook dinner when you realize you're missing one crucial ingredient. What happens now?
Order out.
Just wing it.
Try not to freak out and then see what else I can make.
Switch up the recipe and create something new.

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How much time in your week would you say you devote to relaxing and having a good time?
As much as I can
Probably not enough
I don't have a ton of time to do that.
I try to strike a balance.

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Serious question here - what's the best movie about aliens ever made?
"Avatar"
"Aliens"
"E.T."
"Annihilation"

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What's the best kind of sandwich out of these choices?
Grilled cheese
Reuben
Ham and Swiss
Peanut butter

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What time do you usually go to bed on a week night?
Depends on what I was doing that day.
About eight hours before I need to get up
Pretty early
Pretty late

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What would you do if someone was trying to physically fight you?
I'd have to defend myself.
I guess it's time for fisticuffs!
Try to reason with them and talk it out.
Run like the wind!

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What's the best fast food money can buy?
McDonald's for sure!
I like Taco Bell.
Five Guys
Subway

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If you could have a home in any kind of environment, where would you be living?
I love big city life.
A cabin in the woods
Out in the country
Beachfront property for me

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You just ran over a pothole and it destroyed two of your tires. Now what?
I'll have to see if I can fix it myself.
Time to rage
This would probably really upset me.
Call for help

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You find an old, junky lamp at a flea market and it turns out there's a genie inside! What's your first wish?
One billion dollars!
World peace
Eternal life
To know the hearts and minds of anyone I choose

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Which classic horror movie monster is your absolute favorite?
"Dracula"
"The Mummy"
"Frankenstein"
"Wolfman"

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It's Friday night at 1:17 a.m. Where are you?
At a party
Watching Netflix
Sleeping in bed
Reading in bed

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Pets make life more enjoyable. Which slightly unusual pet would you pick?
Savannah cat
Scorpion
Capybara
Pygmy goat

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Which breakfast food is clearly the superior breakfast food?
Bacon and eggs
Chicken and waffles
Cereal
Breakfast burrito

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What city sounds like it would be the most fun to visit on a vacation with your best friend?
London, England
Las Vegas, Nevada
Tokyo, Japan
Rome, Italy

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If you were going to invest in some futuristic technology, what would you put your money on being the wave of the future?
Artificial intelligence
Robotics
Virtual reality
Commercial space travel

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Who's the most underrated superhero from the movies?
The Flash from the "Justice League"
Hawkeye from "The Avengers"
Black Widow from "The Avengers"
The Falcon from "The Avengers"

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What's the best taste?
Salty
Umami
Sour
Sweet

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Once we figure out time travel, where do you want to go?
The dawn of time
1,000 years into the future
When dinosaurs walked the Earth
The Rennaissance

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What do you like to do the most when you're with your friends?
Sports
Partying
Shopping
Just hanging out

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Of all the holidays on the calendar, which one do you enjoy the most?
Christmas
Valentine's Day
Thanksgiving
Halloween

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How much do you slack off when you're at work?
Not at all!
As much as I can get away with
Maybe a little
I like to think I strike a good balance.

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What's your absolute favorite outdoor activity?
Any kind of sports, really
Hiking
Fishing
Going back indoors

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So do you have any skill at solving riddles or no?
I don't really enjoy riddles.
I'm not too shabby.
I'm kind of terrible at it.
I love riddles!

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Everyone loves movies but if you could only watch one genre of film for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
Action
Comedy
Sci-fi
Drama

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If you were trapped on a deserted island, what's the one item you'd want to have with you besides a boat?
A flare gun
Fishing gear
A knife
A Kindle loaded with books

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How do you greet an old friend you haven't seen in a few months?
I get pretty loud and excited.
A kiss
A handshake
A warm hug

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Maybe the most important question you'll ever answer - what is the best kind of cheese?
Cheddar
Provolone
Swiss
Feta

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