What’s the Worst Way You Died in a Past Life?

By: Isadora Teich

What’s the Worst Way You Died in a Past Life?
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About This Quiz

Some people say that life is complicated but death easy, but we disagree. As many ways as there are to live, there are just as many ways to die. And if you factor all of your pasts lives into the equation that's countless lives and deaths. Some might be simple, but others might be strange, wild, or completely unusual. Death is a sensitive and touchy subject for many, but it is a big part of the entire natural world, the natural order, and life itself. After all, you cannot have life without death. However, this quiz is definitely not for the faint of heart or those who scare easily!  

So, put us to the test. Answer our questions and we will figure out exactly how you died in a past life that was absolutely gnarly. Did you get trampled by horses, did you drown in the sea, or did something illegal or strange you were doing ultimately lead to your demise? Life is often cruel, complicated, and dangerous and rarely ever fair. Were you one of history's countless victims of war, disease, or something else? Take this quiz and find out the worst way one of your past incarnations passed away. 

Religion has a large presence in history and modern times. How important is it to you?
Somewhat
I have my own way.
Incredibly
Not at all

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Do you believe in ghosts?
Not really
Yes
Maybe
Not at all

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Which 20th century decade do you feel the most connected to?
The '20s
The '40s
The '60s
The '70s

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If you could choose a future life for yourself, which of these would it be?
Stay at home parent
Religious figure
Rockstar
Doctor

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How old do you think your soul is?
1,000 years old
500 years old
3,000 years old
300 years old

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Do you think you were a chef or cook in a past life?
Definitely
I doubt it.
Maybe
No way

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Which weapon would you rather master?
Guns
Swords
Bow and arrow
Knives

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If you had a million dollars, how would you spend it?
Buy a boat
Invest it
Buy a house
Shopping spree

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How comfortable are you with modern technology?
Not at all
Super comfortable
A little bit comfortable
Pretty comfortable

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What time do you like to wake up in the morning?
Dawn
6 a.m. to 7 a.m.
7 a.m. to 8 a.m.
9 a.m. or later

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For thousands of years, people around the world drank a lot of alcohol, as the water was often unclean. How would that work for you?
I would love it.
I would hate it.
I'd like somewhat.
It wouldn't work great for me.

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Do you prefer old things to new things?
Not really
Always
Usually
It depends on the thing.

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Do you or have you ever kept a diary?
I used to.
I still do.
Never
I tried but it didn't stick.

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On a scale of 1-4, how impulsive are you?
1
4
3
2

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What kind of jobs do you think you have done most often in your past lives?
Royalty
Entertainer
Artisan
Business owner

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Of these subjects, which would you be content to spend many lives as a student of?
Foreign language
Math
Art
Science

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What appeals to you most about the far past?
Its chaos
The belief in magic
Ancient rituals
The romanticization of it

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What part of the natural world do you think you have spent most of your past lives near?
Mountains
Desserts
Oceans
Forests

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What do you think the ultimate goal of your soul is?
To learn
To heal others
To create chaos
To have fun

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Do you crave spicy and flavorful food?
Not at all
All the time
Often
Rarely

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What time period and place interests you most?
Medieval Europe
The Ancient Middle East
The time of the Aztec Empire
The American Wild West

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Are you an adventurous eater?
Not at all
Somewhat
Definitely
I'm not sure.

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Which global food with a long tradition appeals to you the most?
Bratwurst
Hummus
Tacos
Pizza

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Do you think you were ever another sex or gender in a past life?
Never
Definitely
I think so.
I'm not sure.

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Are you a very curious soul and do you think you always have been?
No
Definitely
Depending on the situation
Not usually

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In which city do you think your soul lived before?
Berlin
Dubai
Mexico City
Los Angeles

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Would you ever get a past life regression done?
Never
Maybe
Definitely
I haven't, but I want to.

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Do you believe that souls will meet in different bodies in multiple lifetimes?
No way
Definitely
Maybe
Probably not

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Were you a king or queen in a past life?
Never
I hope so.
I hope not.
Definitely

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Which of these could you not get enough of in 1,000 lifetimes?
The first winter's snow
Flowers blooming in spring
Leaves changing in the fall
Full moons

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