What's Your Aztec Zodiac Sign?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What's Your Aztec Zodiac Sign?
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About This Quiz

Astrology from any culture is intended to predict the behavior and destiny of a person. By charting the positions of the stars at the time of a person's birth, you can see what that individual's strengths will be, where they will fall short, and whom they are destined to marry. Astrology is rooted in the belief that the gods' acts affect the positions and behaviors of the stars and planets, and everything in the lower spheres as well. In some cultures, this is an active machination, while in others, it is something only set up at the dawn of creation.

The Aztec zodiac is perhaps the most complicated zodiac in the world. Each person is assigned two sun signs and a sign for the year, but more importantly, these signs number in the hundreds, with thousands upon thousands of permutations possible. The Aztec zodiac is tied to all sorts of myths and beliefs outside those of the now long deceased Aztec Empire. Some point to the Aztec zodiac as evidence of aliens, or even that the world was coming to an end in 2012 (spoiler alert: it didn't).

We're going to try this backward. We'll ask you about your attitudes, strengths, foibles, and behaviors and from that information, we will extrapolate your Aztec zodiac!

Do you live far from where you grew up?
Not far.
I live in my childhood home.
No, I built a new home.
Yes, I'm far from my hometown.

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Do you make friends easily?
No, I'm socially awkward.
I usually do.
Sometimes I'm a bit cold.
I'm pretty fun and find friends.

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Where would your ideal house be situated?
The woods.
In a place where I can do some good.
A gated community.
Near the track.

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What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Brush my teeth.
Pray to God.
Check my phone.
Shower.

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What is your first impulse when you see a casino?
I take a photo.
I hope their hotel is nice.
I get angry.
I get happy.

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What is your actual job right now?
I work in security.
I work in retail.
I work as a supervisor.
I work in stocks.

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Are you in a relationship?
It's new.
Yes, and have been for a while.
No, I think I demand too much.
I have an on and off relationship.

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If left to your own devices, what would you do on your day off from work?
I'd sleep in.
I'd volunteer somewhere.
I'd work on a DIY project.
I'd play video games.

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What is your dream job?
Novellist.
Doctor.
President.
Professional gambler.

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How would you describe your best relationship, when it was going well?
I would say it's low pressure.
I would say it's ennobling.
I would say it's predictable.
I would say it's volatile.

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What's your ideal Sunday morning?
Coffee at home, on my couch with "Meet The Press."
Church and lunch.
Work calls me in.
Brunch, and then a ball game.

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How disciplined are you?
I'm as disciplined as the next person.
I'm very disciplined.
It's important to me to be disciplined.
I'm not disciplined at all.

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What is your favorite hobby?
Building models.
Helping in my community.
Performing magic tricks.
Drinking.

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What is your first thought when you see a secluded cabin?
I think I'm in heaven!
I think that it's pretty.
I would love that it's simple.
I would think that it's boring.

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How big is your family?
It's not very large.
It's massive.
It's about average sized.
I don't know since I never see them.

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How is your relationship with your family?
It's as fine as anyone else's.
We're all very close.
Great, except with my parents.
Our relationship can be touch and go.

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When your friends are sad, what do you offer to do?
Take them to the movies.
Cook and shop for them.
Come up with a plan.
Distract them with a game.

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When you are confronted with personal tragedy, what do you do to take your mind off things?
I cry a lot.
I pray.
I find something I can have control over.
I go see my team play.

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How well do you cook?
I only ever cook for one.
I work in a soup kitchen.
I like cooking complicated, exquisite foods.
Not well. Sometimes I cook meat that's probably off.

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What genre of television do you like best?
Sitcoms.
Procedurals.
Religious programming.
Sports.

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How much stuff do you pack when you travel?
I pack very little.
I only pack the things I need.
I have a huge list.
I only pack a toothbrush.

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What do you feel when you see a spreadsheet?
Oh, no...
If I must...
Goody!
Are there any odds in here?

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What's the first thing you do when you get off from work at the end of the day?
Head home.
Run errands.
Plan the next day's schedule.
Have a drink.

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What is your first thought when you see a soup kitchen?
I'd feel sad.
I'd feel encouraging.
I'd feel tragic.
I hope that's never me!

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Where's your favorite place to go on vacation?
The mountains.
Places like Haiti.
I like going on guided tours.
Las Vegas.

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What is the most essential item you carry every day?
My pen.
My wallet.
My phone.
My lucky rabbit's foot.

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What is your favorite sport?
Jogging.
Curling.
Golf.
Baseball.

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What is your favorite natural sound?
Rain.
Birdsong.
Creaking wood.
A babbling brook.

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What's your biggest worry?
I'll never be happy.
I'm not doing everything I can.
I've missed something.
I'm not doing right by myself.

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Do you have a lot of friends?
No.
I have loads of friends.
I have a small, very tight circle of friends.
I think I have a lot of friends.

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