What’s Your “Bob’s Burgers” Job?

By: Ian Fortey

What’s Your “Bob’s Burgers” Job?
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About This Quiz

If there's one thing we can say about the crew on "Bob's Burgers," it's that they work hard. Not always at their job or schoolwork, but at something. And they all sing pretty well, too. From Bob, who, let's not forget, is making it as a small business owner, to Teddy, who manages to do well enough to eat out every single day of his life, everyone has a job they need to do in the "Bob's Burgers" universe. Even Gene puts on the Beefsquatch costume to hustle customers now and then. It's a real team effort. 

And honestly, it's probably a lot more fun than whatever job you're doing right now, right? Imagine working at Bob's, or even Jimmy Pesto's, right down the street from The Wonder Wharf! We're talking about a prime location. Still, not every job is right for every person. You may be a great chef but a terrible guidance counselor, or a good landlord but a really bad health inspector. So we need to figure out where you excel in the "Bob's Burgers" universe and find you the gig that will work out best. Are you up for it? Grab a booth and take the quiz!

TIna's Broken - Tina Belcher GIF Which of the Belcher kids do you feel has a temperament most like your own?
I'm a bit of all three.
Tina
Gene
Louise

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Bob Serves Teddy's Special Brew Bob's Burgers Who makes the best burgers you've ever eaten?
I do.
A fancy restaurant
McDonald's
I don't really like burgers.

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Dawn of the Peck Bob's Burgers Which "Bob's Burgers" character would you most want backing you in a fight?
Teddy
Zeke
Linda
Critter

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Full bars Bob's Burgers The Belchers go all out for the holidays. Which holiday do you put extra effort into?
Thanksgiving
Christmas
My birthday!
Halloween

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Linda Belcher  Tina and Louise Bob's Burgers Are you more of an explosive personality like Louise or a little more reserved like Tina?
I don' know that I'm either one.
I try to keep things calm.
Always explosive!
It can go either way.

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Treasure Trail Bob's Burgers Did you ever skip out on school back in the day?
Very rarely
Never
All the time
When I had to ...

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Christmas List Bob's Burgers When you're working, do you like to stay in one place or be moving constantly?
I'm more comfortable with a single place to hang out.
A little movement never hurt!
Move move move!
I don't need to go anywhere.

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God Rest Ye Merry Gentle Bob's Burgers How well do you handle criticism?
OK, maybe?
Pretty well
I'm not a fan.
Hate it!

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Family, always
Friends, I think?
Where does "fun" go?
Depends on the day

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Work Hard or Die Trying from Bobs Burgers Have you ever been fired from a job?
When I was younger
Never!
Oh yeah. More than once.
I quit first.

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My Fuzzy Valentine Bob's Burgers If all the burger joints in the world shut down, what fast food would you go for instead?
Hot dog
Fried chicken
Tacos
Pizza

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Bob's Burgers Valentine's Day Who's the most level-headed person on "Bob's Burgers"?
Bob
Linda
Tina
Mort

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I'm Okay - Tina Belcher GIF What gives you nightmares?
Life
Spiders
I can't pin anything specific down.
Nothing

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Which "Bob's Burgers" Character Are You Really? 1 Did you ever tell a lie to your parents or teachers as a kid?
Once in a while
I tried not to.
I may have bent the truth now and then.
Oh yeah

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Teddy You're stuck on a deserted island with one "Bob's Burgers" character who's not in the Belcher family. Who's it going to be?
Teddy
Dr. Yap
Aunt Gayle
Regular-sized Rudy

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Bob's Burgers Do you feel like you have a quick temper sometimes?
Not quick, but I have one.
Not at all
I try to avoid any situation in which I'd have to find out.
All the time

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1 louise Any chance you have that entrepreneurial spirit?
100%
Not really
I think I might.
Maybe a little, but nothing too crazy!

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Which Cartoon Couple Are You and Your Significant Other Do you do best in a 9-5 job or would you rather have different hours?
I'd rather do more of an 11-7.
9-5 sounds good.
Is there any way I can work like 10-3?
I'm a fan of the night shift.

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Which Bob's Burgers GIF Are You? Ad 1 Do you feel like you work better on a team or all on your own?
Maybe if I lead the team?
Independent but within a team framework
Bring on the team!
On my own

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Tina Belcher What causes you the most anxiety in life?
Money
Relationships
Making decisions
Not much, really

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Valentine's Day Bob's Burgers Is it better to work for money or for the passion you have for a job?
It's best to follow your dreams.
You need a balance.
Passion!
Whatever keeps you busy

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Jimmy Pesto Bob's Burgers You can't get along with everyone. Who's the biggest jerk on "Bob's Burgers"?
Jimmy Pesto Sr.
Tammy
Hugo
Mr. Frond

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Which Tina Belcher GIF Are You? 2 Of all the animals that have been on "Bob's Burgers", which one do you think would make the best pet?
Mr. Busines the cat
Jericho the horse
Double Butt the goat
Colonel Fluffles the dog

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Gene Belcher How's your sense of humor?
Pretty good, I think!
I have no idea.
Excellent to amazing
I do all right.

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Making enough money to retire
Making a difference in the world
Getting off early
Never getting in trouble for messing up

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Yes, a terrible one!
When a better opportunity came along
I usually get fired.
Several times

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Bob's Burgers Are you the kind of person who holds a grudge?
Maybe, if it's a bad one.
I try not to.
Not at all
Forever and a day!

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7 Gene Belcher Would you like a job where it's OK to sing at work?
Maybe?
Sure, a little music brightens anyone's day.
I'd love that!
Noooo

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Which Tina Belcher GIF Are You? 1 GIF Do you like to work with the public?
Sure, why not?
Within reason
I love meeting new people!
Not at all

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What % Louise Belcher Are You? 3 How much time do you spend slacking off at work?
More than I should
I don't slack off.
Most of my time
Well, everyone has slow days.

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