What's Your Cabaret Name?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What's Your Cabaret Name?
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About This Quiz

Welcome to the stage, my friends! Have you been dying to figure out your cabaret name? You might know your stripper namer or your drag racer name, but few people are lucky enough to be blessed with the knowledge of a catchy stage name to use at the cabaret! 

Put your best foot forward and step up to the mic. The stage is all yours! As we go throughout your cabaret stage name quiz, we'll need to learn about your talents, your personality, and the way you like to party. Nothing is a good time like a cabaret, and you need a solid name that steals the show. 

With a history dating back to the 1880s in Paris, cabaret has a long history in the entertainment industry. From drag shows to musical numbers, cabaret shows offer intimate entertainment in smaller clubs and venues. With something to offer everyone, cabaret's long legacy is making a recent comeback across cities across the world. 

Since anyone is welcome to join the show, you need a name that suits you. You also need a name that tells the world about your brand. Let's put on a show together, and we'll give you a cabaret name worthy of its own gold star!

How well do you sing?
I kill 'em in the shower.
I knock 'em dead at karaoke.
I'm not bad.
I'm great in the car.

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Have you ever had stage fright?
I've never had it.
I live to be on stage.
I get totally freaked out.
I think all performers get nervous sometimes.

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What kind of hat would you wear on stage?
Fedora
Top hat
Beret
Cowgirl hat

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Which Liza Minelli film do you like most?
"New York, New York"
"Arthur"
"Cabaret"
"Lucky Lady"

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Which singer would you be best at impersonating?
Celine Dion
Britney Spears
Madonna
Rihanna

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Could you pull off a burlesque dance?
Can, will, and have!
I would love to try.
I could pull off a square dance.
I could pull off the Hokey Pokey.

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Which song from the film "Cabaret" do you know best?
"Don't Tell Mama"
I don't know the film that well.
I love them all!
"Perfectly Marvelous"

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What would your comedy schtick be about?
My love life.
I'm a serious performer.
My kids.
My boss.

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Which cabaret theme would you use for a party?
France
Wild West
Family friendly
Las Vegas

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Could you pull off the Can-Can?
I could try!
I can totally do it.
I did something like that in high school.
I can pull off anything after a few drinks.

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Which cabaret singer do you love the most?
Edith Piaf
Josephine Baker
Eartha Kitt
Bobby Short

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Which musical would you like to see on Broadway?
"Wicked"
"For Good"
"Phantom of the Opera"
"Cats"

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Where would you prefer to perform?
Stadium
Dinner theater
Restaurant
Dingy Club

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Would you wear a lot of makeup on stage?
Of course, I would.
You wouldn't be able to recognize me.
I don't need much makeup.
Who needs makeup when you have talent?

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Which of Chicago's cabaret joints would you like to visit?
Kiss Kiss Cabaret
Davenport's Piano Bar Cabaret
Uptown Underground
Gallery Cabaret

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How many cabaret acts have you seen in the last year?
0-2
3-5
6-8
9 or more

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Will you wear heels when you're on stage?
I will wear boots.
I will wear stilettos.
I will perform in my bare feet.
I prefer ballet flats.

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Will your costume have sequins?
You bet it will!
Only the top half will have sequins.
Only the bottom have will have them.
My butt will be all blinged out!

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Which singer would you love to see perform cabaret?
Justin Timberlake
Beyonce
Katy Perry
Elton John

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Is the piano your favorite instrument?
I prefer the guitar.
I like drums more.
I love piano music.
I like the violin more.

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Could you ever do a ventriloquist act?
That's way too difficult.
I would love to try.
I could do it after practice.
I'm a great ventriloquist.

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Which movie is your life most like?
"Moulin Rouge"
"Chicago"
"Victor Victoria"
"Gypsy"

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How would you rate your master of ceremony skills?
I'm a better performer.
I'm a great MC.
I would like to give it a shot.
I haven't tried it.

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Have you ever performed in a musical?
No, but I've been in a band.
I did them in school.
I would love to do a musical!
I do musical theater.

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What would you order to drink on stage?
Water
Red wine
Beer
Whiskey

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Do you like the Dresden Dolls?
Who?
I love the Dresden Dolls.
There's a few good songs.
It's not my style.

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What kind of music do you listen to in the car?
Rock
Pop
Musical numbers
I listen to the news.

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How many people would you invite to your show?
I would invite everyone I know.
I would invite a few people.
I would invite my best friend.
I would invite people on the street.

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Do you have any hidden talents?
I don't hide them.
I have a lot of them.
I have a couple I'm honing.
I can touch my nose with my tongue.

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How well can you project to the back of the room?
I'm a real loud mouth.
I use a mic for that.
It depends on the size of the room.
It depends on the acoustics in the room.

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