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Whether you are still a newbie when it comes to smoking a cigar or you're an aficionado who spends many hours appreciating a good smoke, let's find out your modus operandi for stogies.
How many cigars do you have in your possession right now?
Zero.
I have one or two.
I have a box of them.
I have more than I can count.
Do you subscribe to a cigar magazine?
I don't, but I read them pretty often.
I don't, but I read them once in a while.
Yes,I subscribe to a couple of them.
No, I don't, and I've never read one before.
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Do you have a humidor in your house?
Yes. It's a whole room in my house.
No, but I've been considering it.
No. I haven't even considered that.
I have a very small one.
How much do you spend on cigars each month?
Less than $50.
Somewhere between $50 and $200.
Just a few dollars so far.
A lot.
Which cigar brand is most appealing to you?
Swisher Sweets.
La Flor Dominicana.
Macanudo.
Rocky Patel Sun Grown.
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Do you own a cigar cutter?
No.
I have one in my golf bag.
I have one that I keep in my glove box.
I have a bunch of them.
Do you play golf?
I play a few times a month.
I play a lot.
I play once in a while.
I've never played.
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Do you generally smoke a cigar outdoors or indoors?
I smoke both indoors and outdoors just about equally.
I almost always smoke outside.
I'm not sure there is a pattern yet.
I almost always smoke indoors.
What time of the day are you most likely to smoke a cigar?
In the middle of the day.
Late at night.
In the late afternoon.
Morning, noon, and night.
Do you own a smoking jacket?
No, and I haven't even considered it.
Absolutely. I love putting on my smoking jacket.
No, and I doubt I ever will.
No, but I've been considering getting one.
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How often do you have to relight your cigar?
I have to relight it once in a while.
I generally keep it going all the way to the end.
I have to relight it a lot.
Once it goes out, I'm usually done with it.
How long does one cigar last for you?
Less than 10 minutes.
A half hour or so.
Probably a little under an hour.
More than an hour.
Do you ever throw away an unfinished cigar?
It's pretty rare for me not to finish it.
That happens pretty regularly.
Never. What a waste.
I hardly ever finish one.
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Do you play poker?
Yes, once in a while.
Rarely, but I do from time to time.
I've never played poker in my life.
I play a lot. It's one of my major pastimes.
How many times have you been to Las Vegas?
I've been to Vegas once or twice.
More than I can count.
I've never been to Vegas.
I've been a few times.
How likely are you to wear sunglasses indoors?
I've done that a few times before, but it's not really my style.
I do that all the time.
I might try it. It looks pretty cool.
I've never done that and I have no plans to try it.
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Does smoking a cigar help calm your nerves?
I guess so. I definitely enjoy the feeling.
Cigars definitely help me maintain my cool.
It might. I get so worked up that it could be helpful.
Nope, it actually gets me fired up.
Do you bet on sports?
I haven't yet, but I would like to.
I only do some friendly betting when I play golf.
I bet on sports all the time. I love it.
I bet on sports once in a while. It makes things more interesting.
When was the last time someone complained about your cigar smoke?
I get that a few times a month.
It's been a long time. I usually only smoke when I'm outside.
It happened this past week.
I've never had that happen.
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When was the last time cigar smoke made you feel nauseous?
I can't remember the last time.
It's been a few months, but I do sometimes overdo it.
The last time I smoked I felt pretty sick.
It's been a while, but it does happen occasionally.
How long ago did you start smoking cigars?
A few years ago.
It's been a decade or so.
I just picked it up.
I've been smoking cigars for many years.
How knowledgeable about cigar brands are you?
I don't really know anything about them.
I have a deep knowledge of a wide range of brands and types of cigars.
I have a couple brands that I know well, but that's about it.
I'm not an expert on the different brands, but I know a decent amount.
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How likely is it that you are the one who brings cigars to celebrate a special event?
Yep, I'm totally that person.
Out of my friends, there's a pretty high probability.
It might happen, but I'm usually not thinking about that.
It is highly unlikely.
When was the last time you smoked a really cheap and terrible cigar?
The last time I smoked one.
I had one in the last few months. It was alright.
It's been a while, and it was completely awful.
I don't recall the last time I smoked a cheap cigar. I only go with the best.
How many articles of your clothing smell like cigars?
I have a couple pieces that smell strongly of it.
I might have one or two, but the smell is pretty mild.
Most of my wardrobe has the scent of cigars on it.
I don't think any of my clothes smell like that.
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Do you keep a cigar in your mouth while you smoke it?
Only while I'm puffing.
Yeah, it's pretty common for me to keep it in my mouth for a long period of time.
Yeah, it looks so cool.
Rarely. It only happens when I have my hands full.
Do you ever dip your cigar in alcohol?
All the time. It tastes so good.
I do that once in a while, but only if the cigar isn't that great.
I've never done that before. Is it good?
I never ruin a cigar by doing that.
How many different brands have you smoked in the last year?
Just one.
A lot. I can't keep track of all of them.
One or two.
I have a rotation of a handful of brands that I like.
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