What’s Your Real Royal Name?

By: Emily Maggrett
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Wedding Ideally, would you be royal by birth or by marriage?
I'm into marrying up!
Royal by birth
Royal by birth AND from an ancient house
I don't care, so long as I get to be rich.

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Do You Come From Royal Blood - hero / Play a Game of Would You Rather and We'll Guess Your Royal Name 1 Do you think you'd be a scandalous royal, a boring royal, a widely admired leader or ... ?
Scandalous royal
Admired royal
Beloved royal
Boring is good; I don't want to deal with paparazzi.

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Halloween When you were little, what did you usually dress up as for Halloween?
A witch
A knight
A princess
A cowboy

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Princess Fantasy Let's say your coronation is coming up. Which band would you want to play the ceremony?
Feist
Kings of Leon
Ariana Grande
The Lumineers

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23 - prime minister term limits Would you have a prime minister or handle everything yourself?
My dude, I would only handle the ribbon-cutting ceremonies.
I'd have a cabinet, but I'd definitely be in charge of them.
I'd have a prime minister, but we'd make decisions together.
I'd make the prime minister do most of the work, but I'd take ALL the credit.

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Catwalk Who would be your go-to fashion designer for ceremonial robes, killer ballroom attire and so on?
Alexander McQueen
Prada
Givenchy
Jean-Paul Gaultier

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Create Your Own Disney Fairytale and We'll Tell You When You'll Meet "The One" 3 Of all the Disney royals we've seen, which one do you think would ACTUALLY be good at leading?
Moana
Simba
Merida
Li Shang

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Princess Fantasy All royals must have a cause. What would yours be?
Helping endangered animals
Fighting global warming
Helping homeless people find housing
... Cause? Can't I just hang out on a yacht all day?

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can't sleep It's 3 a.m. and you can't sleep. Your dozens of servants ask you how they can help. What do you say?
"Well, it would be nice if you drew me a scented bubble bath."
"I'd like a hot cup of chamomile tea, please."
"Can you bring me a long, boring book?"
"Please give me a neck massage. I am your king!"

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Rich Witch Imagine that your less titled cousins are planning a coup against you. How will you quell it?
By arresting them for treason
By having them ... "taken care" of
By confronting them
By kicking them out of the country

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medieval weapon Would you have a job?
I'd work part-time at a nonprofit or something.
My job? I'd be king!
My job would be to take care of everyone in my realm.
Er, I consider "living life to the fullest" to be the perfect job for me!

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Are Your Manners More East Coast or West Coast On a scale of 1 to 10, how good are your manners?
5. They're not impeccable, but not awful.
7. I'm well-mannered but have an impulsive side.
10. My manners are perfect.
2. I'm a rude boy and I don't care who knows it!

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Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Which royal couple would be you and your consort's couple friends?
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
King Felipe VI of Spain & Queen Letizia
Prince Haakon & Princess Mette-Marit of Norway
Diane von Fürtsenberg & Prince Egon von Fürstenberg

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Tea Time It's high tea time! What are you serving?
Earl Grey tea, crumpets, fairy cakes and cucumber sandwiches
Iced tea with fruit, tapas and fresh bread
Russian tea made in a samovar, caviar and blinis
IDK, whatever's in the fridge.

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Man bowing japanese Would you rather have people bow to you or take off their hats?
A nod is fine.
Bowing, please
Doffing their hats is standard, I believe.
I want people to kneel to me, man!

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gemstone necklace Let's be honest — the best part of being a royal is the jewels. What's your favorite gemstone?
Emeralds
Diamonds
Pearls
Sapphires

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Marie Antoinette Would you listen to the will of the people or would you rock some Marie Antoinette "let them eat cake" energy?
Well, why DON'T they eat cake? Cake is delicious!
I'd take the will of the people into consideration ... but I wouldn't let them push me around.
I'd honor the people's wishes to the fullest extent of my ability.
To be honest, I bet I'd be a tyrant.

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Princess Fantasy Every royal needs a posh exclamation for shocking situations. What would yours be?
"Good heavens!"
"By Jove!"
"Oh, dear"
"Egads!"

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3 Catherine the Great Who's your favorite royal?
Princess Kate
Sheikh Hamdan, the Crown Prince of Dubai
Catherine the Great
Prince Harry

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Johnstown Castle Now that you have vast grounds, you can keep herds of exotic animals on them! Which one of these herds will you keep?
A flock of peacocks
A herd of white deer
A herd of moose
A herd of buffalo

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No. I'd be understated.
Yes. It's what people expect of a royal.
Somewhat ... there's no point in dressing down if I'm the richest person in my country.
I'd throw money around like water, baby!

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Princess Fantasy How would the people nickname you?
"the Good"
"the Wise"
"the Beautiful"
"the Wicked"

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Imperial State Crown Let's say you own a dozen epic crowns. How often would you actually wear them?
Basically just for the holidays
If you've got 'em, why not show them off?
I'd wear a light crown every day. The heavier ones I'd save for ceremonies.
Crowns hurt my neck, so never.

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A Christmas Prince Are you more a fan of "A Christmas Prince" or "A Christmas Prince 2"?
"A Christmas Prince"
"A Christmas Prince 2"
Those movies are stupid.
The greatest Prince movie of all time is obviously "Purple Rain."

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28 Country Cottage Would you rather live in a castle, a penthouse, a manor house or on your own private island?
In a manor house
In a penthouse
In a castle
On my own private island, obviously

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Princess Fantasy In your opinion, would it be more fun to be a minor royal or a full-on King or Queen?
Minor royalty gets all of the glamour, none of the stress.
Oh, I want to rule for sure.
Minor royalty? I spit on those pretenders!
Of course being a minor royal is the best. Come on!

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Secret What would your biggest royal secret be?
My "relationship" with a royal groom
My scandalous affair with my college girlfriend
My insane shopping addiction
My embezzling!

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Falcon It's so common for royals to be eccentric that it's practically the law. So, what would your eccentric hobby be?
Macrobiotic diets
Falconry
Breeding Pomeranians
Flying tiny airplanes

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If You Were an RPG Character What Would Your Greatest Skill Be1 If you had to, could you lead your troops into battle?
Er ... I don't think so.
Yes, and I'd enjoy it!
If I had to, I'd find the strength to do it.
Absolutely not!

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Princess Fantasy Who would be your most trusted advisor?
Gandalf
Riker from "Star Trek: The Next Generation"
Kristoff from "Frozen"
Jimmy Carter

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