What's Your Sextrology Sign?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What's Your Sextrology Sign?
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About This Quiz

You might know your astrology sign based upon your birthdate, but do you know your sextrology sign? While few of us remain true to our zodiac sign when our clothes come off, many of us turn into something else completely. Once we take a look at your bedroom prowess, we'll know exactly which sign you become. That sign is known as your sextrology sign! 

As we go through our questions, we will want to know a few personal things about you. How else are we supposed to determine your sexy ways? We promise not to reveal any of the information you give us, but we think you will find your results so intriguing you'll have to share! 

We'll take a look at your past relationships, your fantasies, and your personality traits. By the time we're done, we won't know where to find your birthmarks, but we will know where you fall on the zodiac wheel when you're all hot and bothered. Do you turn into your complete opposite, or do some of your traits remain the same? 

Answer as honestly as you can, and we'll do the rest! Knowing your sextrology sign will help you maximize your compatibility. Ready to find out?

Do you believe in soulmates?
I don't rule it out.
I think I've met mine.
My best friend is my soulmate.
I think we have many soulmates.

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Do you like leaving the light on when you're getting frisky?
I like it in the dark.
I like candles when I'm getting down.
I like the lights on.
It depends on my mood.

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Do you use Tinder?
I've looked at it.
I've used it a lot.
I've used it once or twice.
I've never bothered.

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What kind of handcuffs would we find in your bedside drawer?
I prefer silk ties.
I have a few different kinds.
I have fuzzy handcuffs.
I have police issue handcuffs.

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Have you ever fantasized about your boss?
Oh, my god! No!
I fantasize about everyone in the office.
I've had a few naughty thoughts about my boss.
I think that's highly unprofessional.

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Do you play music to set the mood?
If my roommate is home, I play music.
I prefer silence.
I love having music with a beat playing.
Sometimes, I like music.

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How would your ex describe you in the bedroom?
As sweet as syrup.
Freak in the sheets.
As giving as Santa Claus.
As playful as a kitten.

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What do you usually wear to bed?
I sleep in the nude.
I wear sexy lingerie.
I wear old t-shirts.
I wear matching pajamas.

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Which food might make it to your bedroom?
Whipped cream.
Chocolate sauce.
Strawberries.
Cucumber.

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Are you more dominant or submissive?
I'm a little of both.
I'm more dominant.
I'm more submissive.
I can go either way.

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Do you kiss and tell?
I kiss and tell everyone.
I kiss and tell my best friends.
I never kiss and tell.
I like to keep it to myself for a while.

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Would you say you are flirtatious?
I'm a huge flirt.
I should teach classes in flirting.
I'm a little too shy to flirt.
I'm a little flirtatious.

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Which animal are you most like in the sack?
Bull.
Fox.
Bunny.
Horse.

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Would you ever have a threesome?
I don't think so.
Been there, done that.
I would never do something like that.
I mean, if you're going to twist my arm...

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Do you hog all the blankets?
I sleep with my own blankets.
I wouldn't know. I'm asleep.
I've been told that I do.
I'm very generous with the blankets.

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What do you usually do after an intimate experience?
I eat.
I take a nap.
I go home.
I like to cuddle.

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Do you prefer morning sex or an afternoon delight?
Can I have both?
I love a good afternoon delight.
I prefer morning sex.
I like late night sex the best.

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Which kind of costume might you wear to spice things up?
My birthday suit.
A sexy nurse uniform.
A police officer's uniform.
A cheerleader outfit.

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What might we find you buying in the family planning aisle?
Condoms.
Lube.
Ovulation kit.
Massage oil.

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How many long term relationships have you had?
I've only had one.
I don't do long term.
I have had a few.
I've lost count.

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Do you walk around the house naked?
Home is where the pants are not.
I try to stay clothed.
I do sometimes.
My roommates would not like that.

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Are you into public displays of affection?
It's kind of gross.
Bring it!
It think a little affection is sweet.
I don't need a free show.

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Do you believe the mind or the body is more important during sex?
I think they both play a role.
It's all about the body.
It's all about the mind.
I think it varies.

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Are you capable of monogamy?
With the right person, I am.
I'm not so sure.
I'm willing to give it a try.
I'm very committed to one person at a time.

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Have you ever had sex in a public place?
I'm not going to answer that.
Does a dark movie theater count?
I'd like to try it.
Many, many times.

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Have you ever woken up in a strange bed?
Once or twice.
More than a few times.
Never.
Once in college.

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What body part do you find sexiest?
Neck.
Bosom.
Genitals.
Buttocks.

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What do you find yourself most attracted to?
Brains.
Sense of adventure.
Confidence.
Open-mindedness.

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Do you like to role play?
It depends on my partner.
I love it.
I've never tried it.
It's cool sometimes.

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What do you think others find most attractive about you?
I think they like my looks.
I think they like my style.
I think they like my sense of humor.
I think they like my charm.

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