Where in England Should You Live?

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
United Kingdom Stadium Are you a sports fan?
No.
A little.
I'm a big fan.
Only of certain, less popular ones.

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Scotland Do you like the sea?
It's okay, but in small doses.
It's pretty, but I prefer ponds.
No.
I love it.

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Young Girl Friends Are you capable of understanding the more obscure English accents?
Lord no!
I'm not great at it.
I'm pretty decent.
I'm an expert.

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Bride & Groom Converse Are you married?
No.
Yes.
It's complicated.
It's my second marriage.

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Buenos Aires What South American country would you consider living in?
Brazil
Chile
Argentina
Peru

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Old & Young Are you old?
No
I'm a retiree.
I'm middle aged.
I'm very old.

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Bicycle in City Park What is your preferred mode of transportation?
Bicycle
Walking
Trains
Car

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Girl Listening to Music Do you like isolation?
No
I like to have the option to be isolated.
I'm not a fan.
I love it.

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Mom & Daughter Do you have kids?
No
Yes, several.
Yes, a couple.
Yes, and they are grown up.

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Manhattan Are you metropolitan?
Very
I am, but I like to get away from things too.
I'm pretty metropolitan.
No

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Shanghai, China What Asian city would you consider living in?
Macau
The Nara region
Tokyo
Ulaanbaatar

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Paris, France How often do you need to be in a city?
All the time
From time-to-time
Frequently
Every once in a while

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Center of Attention - Gazelle Do you need to be in the center of everything?
Yes
I like being within striking distance of the center.
I don't mind being slightly off-center.
No

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Couple & Pug Do you own a dog?
No
Jack Russell
Yorkie
Labrador

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Europe What European country would you consider living in?
Holland
Germany
Spain
Norway

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Writing Email What industry are you in?
Internet stuff
I'm a day trader.
Media
I run a local business.

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Friends Drawing What do you like to do indoors?
Make art
Read
Gamble
Drink

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Walk Dog Nature What do you like to do outdoors?
Get indoors
Walk my dog
See a sports event
Shoot

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Dark City Do you mind lots of darkness?
Not even a little
Not really
I'm okay with it so long as I can have electric lighting.
No, I love the dark.

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Hand Massage Do you have sensitive skin?
No
Not insofar as nettles go
Somewhat
Very much so

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Woman at Airport How much do you travel?
A lot
Rarely
Sometimes
Never

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Ballerinas Are you a big theater fan?
I love the theater.
It's fine every once in a while.
I go to the theater regularly.
I never go to the theater.

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Airport Traveling What is your view on visiting Europe?
I'll do it, but not often.
I'll do it on special occasions.
I'll do it every now and then.
I'll do it a lot.

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Football Club Are you a member of many clubs?
Many
One or two
A handful
None

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Generation X Which show best reflects how you view England?
"Skins"
"Inspector Morse"
"Eastenders"
"Poldark"

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Football (Soccer) Stadium What is your favorite sport?
Quidditch
Billiards
Football
Shooting

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Sparkler USA What region of America do you now live in?
Northeast.
Midwest
Rust Belt
Southwest

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Friends at Beach Are you good at making friends in a busy environment?
Yes
I'm friendly.
I'm very friendly.
No

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Cool City Woman How cool are you?
I'm so cool!
I'm an old fogey.
I'm a hard man.
I don't care about coolness.

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United Kingdom Village Are you okay with living in a small community where you can't escape your neighbors?
No, I'd hate that.
I'm alright with it.
I'd rather live in a larger place.
I love that idea.

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