Where in Florida Should You Live?

Steven Miller

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Each part of Florida has its own unique style and vibe. Tell us if you're more of a laid-back hippie or if you dig salsa y meringue music and the big city life. Your answers will help us match you with the right place for you.

How into theme parks are you?

They are okay, but I'm happy going once a year or so.

I love theme parks. I would go every day if I could.
I like them a lot. I'll go every so often.

I'm not really a fan of theme parks at all.

How close to the beach do you want to be?

I want to be right on the beach.

I want to be within a short drive of the beach.
I don't really need to be that close.

I want to be very close. I will be going down there a lot.

Are you a retiree?

I haven't quite made it to retirement yet.

Yes, I'm retired and loving it.
No, I'm young and ready to party.

My life has always been pretty much a vacation.

Where are you from originally?

The East Coast.

The Midwest.
The West Coast.

The South.

How drawn to Cuban culture are you?

The food is alright, but I'd rather not feel like I'm living in a foreign country.

I'm not a fan at all.
I'm cool with it. It adds flavor to the scene.

I love it. That culture is so passionate and expressive.

How quickly do you tend to move in your life?

I move very gradually. I'm never in a rush.

I am a very fast-paced and high-energy individual.
I generally keep things pretty moderate, but I can kick it into high-gear when necessary.

I generally move pretty fast, but I do like to stop and smell the roses once in a while.

Would you rather live in a big city or a small town?

It has to be a big city for me.

I like the big city life better, but I don't want to do the huge cities. They're too much.
I like the suburbs. It has the convenience of the big city without too many people stacked on top of each other.

The big city drives me crazy. I like the country much better.

Which fashion style are you most likely to wear?

Hawaiian shirt, shorts, and sandals.

A sundress.
Khakis and a short sleeve shirt.

Neon colors and the hottest fashion trends.

Which kind of music do you like the most?

Pop.

Oldies.
Salsa y meringue.

Jimmy Buffett.

Which Florida sports team do you like the most?

The Dolphins.

The Rays.
The Heat.

The Magic.

How big of a Disney fan are you?

I do enjoy Disney stuff, but I'm not obsessed with it.

I'm a huge Disney fan. I've seen every movie.
I have to admit that I'm not a Disney fan at all.

Disney is okay, but some of the stuff is just too corny for me.

Which is your drink of choice?

Margarita.

PIsco Sour.
Mojito.

Wine.

How regularly are you going to be wearing sandals?

Some of the time.

Hardly ever.
Most of the time.

All the time.

Do you enjoy the work of Ernest Hemingway?

He is my favorite author.

I have read a few of his books, and I did enjoy them.
I'm not a fan of Hemingway's work.

I've never read anything by him.

Which highway are you taking to get to Florida?

I'm flying.

I-75.
I-95.

I-10.

How do you feel about jet skis?

Jet skis are a lot of fun. I love them.

I'm not a big fan of the noise, but the kids do seem to enjoy them.
Jet skis are my worst nightmare. I hate them.

I've been on a jet ski a few times. It was pretty fun.

Do you like things quiet and peaceful or exciting and full of activity?

I like to mix it up with something fun to do once in a while, but I mostly prefer to relax.

I need a break once in a while, but I definitely prefer excitement and fun activities.
I definitely prefer things to be quiet and low-key.

I like life to be filled with excitement and plenty of things to do.

Would you consider yourself to be a hippie?

Totally.

Not at all.
Not really.

In some ways, sure.

How are you going to get around town?

Sports car.

Taxi.
Golf cart.

Walking or a scooter.

How much do you enjoy playing golf?

I have never played and have no interest in ever playing.

I enjoy it. It's definitely on my weekly activity list.
I am a golf fanatic. I play all the time.

I play once in a while, but it's pretty rare.

Which best describes where you would like to live in Florida?

Every day is a new adventure. There's so many fun things to do.

Just a nice retirement village.
It's got to be hot and sexy.

Wasting away again in Margaritaville.

What time of the day are you at your best?

Night.

Early morning.
Late afternoon.

Midday.

How good is your Spanish?

I don't know any Spanish.

It is pretty bad. I only know some basic words.
I can get by pretty well in basic conversation.

I am fluent in Spanish.

What kind of oranges do you like the most?

Navel.

Valencia.
Hamlin.

Ambersweet.

Are you going to live in Florida all year or just in the winter?

I may take some trips in the summer to get a break from the heat, but I'll mostly stay all year.

I doubt I would even stay the whole winter, but it would be a nice place to come and visit in the heart of winter.
I'm just here for the winter. It's way too hot in the summer.

All year long. I can't imagine being anywhere else than this paradise.

What is your reaction to seeing a gator?

It's fine. It's just a small one.

I'll stay far away from it.
I'm totally freaked out.

I'm cautious, but I've gotten used to them.

How into fishing are you?

I'm not into fishing at all.

I do enjoy fishing. I just don't do it as much as I'd like.
I go fishing once in a while, but I'm not that into it.

I try to fish every day if I can.

Which college football team do you like the most?

Miami Hurricanes.

Florida State Seminoles.
UCF Knights.

Florida Gators.

Do you own a boat?

I don't, but I have a friend who does.

I don't own a boat, and I have no interest in owning one.
I actually own a few of them.

I have one boat, and I use it a fair amount.

Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

I choose to have both of them. I'll move from one side of the island to the other.

Sunrises.
Sunsets.

Neither, they're both boring.

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