Where Will You Go When You Die?

By: Lauren Lubas
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Where Will You Go When You Die?
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About This Quiz

Since the human race had the time to ponder life outside their everyday workload, we have been a little bit obsessed with what happens after that life ends. While many religions and philosophies all have their theories and beliefs, there is a common theme of the afterlife. Most of these concepts revolve around a good place and a bad place, while others add on a medium place. 

Depending on your beliefs, you may have followed the rules exactly as they are written out (even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff as Ned Flanders has) or perhaps you bent the rules just a little bit to ensure that you were doing your best with what you were given. On the other hand, you may have thrown the rules by the wayside in hopes that these theories on afterlife mean absolutely nothing. Either way, if you believe that something happens after your time here is over, you're probably curious as to what is in store for you.

If you aren't sure (or if you're sure, but you just want to be double sure) where you're headed when it's all over for you, answer these questions about who you are as a person, and we'll tell you where you're going next.

Let's begin at the end. How do you think you're going to die?
Helping an old woman cross the street
Hunting accident
Car accident
Someone will unplug the life support.

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Do you regret anything at all in your life?
Yes, I have a lot of regrets, but I learn from them.
No, I never regret anything.
Just a few things
Just one thing

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If you're at the coffee shop and the person in front of you is a dollar short, what do you do?
Pay for his entire coffee
Tell him to get out of the way
Give him a dollar
Wait patiently for him to find his credit card

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How would your friends describe your driving?
Slow and steady wins the race.
Bat out of hell
Gets angry but lets it go
Only honks when appropriate

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If you won a million dollars, how much would you donate?
Over half of it
None, a million dollars isn't a lot of money.
Around $10,000
Whatever I have left over after I take care of myself

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Which flavor of ice cream would you rather eat?
Vanilla
Mint chocolate chip
Chocolate
Strawberry

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Have you ever ignored a friend in need?
Never
Always
Only once
A couple of times

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Which of these climates would you prefer?
Hot and wet
Hot and dry
Cold and wet
Cold and dry

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Do you believe in ghosts?
No, but I wouldn't be surprised if I saw one.
Yes, and they are mean.
Yes, they are everywhere.
No, our spirits are endless.

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When was the last time you were at church?
Yesterday
The last wedding I attended
When I was little
I don't go to church.

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When you hold the door for someone and they don't thank you, how do you respond?
I don't pay attention to that stuff.
I mumble how rude they are under my breath.
I say "you're welcome" really loud.
I don't hold the door for people.

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When the checkout clerk asks if you want to donate your change, what is the first thing you say?
Yes
No, I don't know where my money is going.
Where is my money going?
Sure, I guess.

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Have you ever helped an old lady cross the street?
Yes, I stand at street corners and wait for them.
No, I'm in a hurry all the time.
No, but I've never had the opportunity.
I don't walk anywhere, so no.

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If your neighbor was a different religion than you, would you talk to them?
Of course! Who wouldn't?
Probably not. We wouldn't have anything in common.
It depends on the religion.
I don't talk to my neighbors no matter what.

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What is the most important thing to do?
Making sure everyone is happy
Making money
Finding the perfect dress
Being happy

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How often do you pray?
Daily
When I need help
I don't pray.
Once in a while

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Which of these things are you most thankful for?
Breathing
Money
Friends
Family

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Would you ever convert religions?
Yes, I think spirituality is the most important.
No. I like my religion.
I might, if it was for a good reason.
I'm not really religious.

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When are you most likely to donate?
Every day
Around Christmas
I don't really donate.
When I'm cleaning out my house

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What are you most likely to give a panhandler?
Ten dollars
A dirty look
Food
Blankets

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If you saw anyone standing on the subway, would you give up your seat?
Yes, I'd offer.
Only if they were old or pregnant
Probably not
I don't take the subway.

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Do you believe in the afterlife?
Yes, and it is beautiful.
No. That's dumb.
I'm not sure.
Yes, I think we all get a second chance.

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How do you feel about science?
It is important.
It is nearly always wrong.
I don't feel about science.
I follow it religiously.

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When you were in high school, were you in love?
No, I knew there was more out there.
Yes, who wasn't?
No, I thought love was stupid.
Yes, but I was wrong.

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What temperature is comfortable for you?
73 degrees
110 degrees
80 degrees
60 degrees

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If you could rob a bank knowing you could get away with it, would you?
No, no one gets away from anything.
Probably, if I needed the money.
No, that's wrong.
Yes, I mean, I'd get away with it.

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What kind of music do you listen to?
Anything and everything
I don't listen to music.
Rock
Rap

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If you could be immortal, would you?
Every soul is immortal.
No way!
Yes, I don't want to die.
No, that sounds terrible.

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Which of these is your favorite show?
Touched by an Angel
The Good Place
Big Bang Theory
Supernatural

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Would you get divorced if it was necessary?
Yes, if it was necessary.
No, never.
I'd do my best to save it, but end the marriage if necessary.
I'd never get married. Problem solved.

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