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About This Quiz
Whether you're in search of adventure, seeking fun with family, or looking to kick back at the spa, an all-inclusive trip can take some of the stress and guesswork out of travel. Which resort should you try? Take this quiz to find out!
Do you intend to leave the resort at any point during your trip?
Yes, to see the local town
Only to see a similar one nearby
I might hike or ride out briefly
No, I'm all about relaxing
What architecture do you like in the surroundings, if not necessarily the resort itself?
Ottoman splendor
Weird simulations of actual culture do it for me
All-American ranch style
A little Victoriana, a little Creole
What's a quality you're proud of?
I'm culturally open-minded
I haven't lost my childlike sense of wonder
I'm bold and adventurous
I know how to have fun
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How unique do you need your room to be?
It should claim it's unique but really be kind hotel-y
Totally generic is fine if it's comfy
It has to be utterly unique
It should be mostly unique
How do you like your skies?
Clear and warm
Full of fireworks all the time
Clear and cool
With a few fluffy clouds
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How many people do you like to see?
Quite a lot, but mostly local
Wall to wall tourists
None
A few, but the right sort
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Do you need name recognition?
Not really
Yes, it's not cool to go anyplace people haven't heard of
No, if no one has heard of it then they know it's the best
For the location, sure, if not the resort
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What do you want to buy?
An intricate rug
Plastic toys
A glossy print of my "look at this fish I caught" photo
A beaded necklace
Is your passport up to date?
Yes, I actually had to get extra pages
I don't have a passport
Oh... I should probably do that
As of recently, yes
What do you want to see out the window?
A lovely coastal town with golden mountains beyond
Mickey Mouse
Purple mountain majesty for me please
Natural caves by the sea
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How do you like to you swim?
In a sea where sharks are very rare
In a crazy pool with slides and currents and whatnot
In a beautiful mountain lake
In the ocean if I am assured safety
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Can your kids sit nicely in a restaurant?
Not so much; we need facilities for them
No, they need constant stimulation
Yes, if we wear them out all day with exercise
Only if it's not too smart
What's your budget?
Huge for travel, medium for the hotel
On the lower end all around
Infinite all around
Medium all around
What do you do for fun when you're at home?
Golf, golf, golf, golf, golf!
Watch Disney movies
Walk my dog
Go swimming
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Do you want to eat a fish that was just caught that day?
Sure but I don't want to know about it
No, I am OK with it being frozen
I want to catch it myself
Yes, I want to see the boats go out and come back
Who's in the party?
My and my golfing buddy
Us plus grandparents and kids
Me and my bachelor party
Me and my boo
Do you know any other languages?
I know so many
I know American, darn it
I speak English
I speak a smidge of Creole, actually
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Do you like a little history near your resort?
I love it!
Eh. Wevs.
I prefer a little geology
A little but it's not the point for me
How do you want to get around?
I am willing to rent a car
Monorail
Horseback
I don't want to get around, I want to stay in one place
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How do you like your water?
I like it chilly but salty
All around in lagoons and swamps
Flowing out of crystal clear mountain springs
I like it warm and oceanic
How do you like your weather?
I like it pleasant and arid
I can handle heat and humidity
I like crisp, clear mountain air, with hot summers and cold winters
I require absolute heaven at all times
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