Which All-Powerful God Would Secretly Be Your Father?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which All-Powerful God Would Secretly Be Your Father?
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About This Quiz

We hate to break it to you this way, but your mother has been keeping the biggest secret of all time! She didn't mean to deceive you by not telling you that your father is actually an all-powerful god. You see, she was under strict orders to assign a mortal to the role of dad for your protection. 

If the secret about your real father had gotten out, you would have been subjected to a life full of questions and paparazzi. Few people know that folks like you with immortal lineages actually exist. If your mother hadn't kept your identity a secret, who knows what kind of universal havoc could have been caused! 

Now that you've come to terms with the fact that you are a half-god, it's time to find out which of the most loved or feared gods is, in fact, your dad. Can you attribute your love of the sea to Papa Poseidon, or do you rumble like Zeus' thunder clouds when you are angry? 

The way you answer our questions about yourself, your family, and your secret abilities will lead us down your true genetic trail. Brace yourself; you are about to enter Valhalla! Get ready to meet your heavenly father.

What is your favorite outdoor activity?
Kayaking
Hiking
Swimming
Sports

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Do you have a bad temper?
I sometimes have a bad temper.
I'm fairly even tempered.
I wouldn't say it's bad.
I try not to lose my temper.

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Which high school stereotype were you?
Athlete
Nerd
Outcast
Stoner

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Do you like thunderstorms?
I love them!
I prefer sunshine.
I like a little rain shower.
I wish we had more thunderstorms.

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Do you enjoy going fishing?
It's gross.
I burn too easily.
I love going fishing.
It's relaxing.

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What is your strongest personality trait?
Intelligence
Confidence
Compassion
Agreeableness

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Do you have any siblings?
I have a few.
I'm an only child.
I have one.
I have many.

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Which job could you have held in a former life?
Weather reporter
Major General
Boat captain
Professor

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Which of the Seven Deadly Sins have you committed?
Wrath
Pride
Envy
Gluttony

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Do you believe in the afterlife?
I sure do.
I'm open to anything.
I guess I'll find out.
I do not.

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Which mythical creature would you like to have as a pet?
Pegasus
Dragon
Mermaid
Unicorn

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Do you prefer summer or winter?
I love spring more.
I like summer better.
I love winter.
Fall is more my style.

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Which biblical character do you like most?
Jesus
Moses
Mary Magdalene
St. Peter

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Which trait do you get from your mom?
Kindness
Responsibility
Independence
Work ethic

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Did your dad teach you to drive?
I taught myself.
My mom taught me.
An instructor taught me.
My dad did teach me.

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Would you be a good dad?
I'm a great dad.
I don't think it's anatomically possible for me to be a dad.
I would be an excellent dad.
I guess I'll find out.

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Which natural disaster do you find most frightening?
Tornado
Hurricane
Tsunami
Wildfire

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Which movie was your childhood most like?
"The Parent Trap"
"Home Alone"
"The Goonies"
"Stand By Me"

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Do you think you would be a good ruler?
I would be the best!
I could handle it.
I wouldn't want that much responsibility.
It depends on the country.

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Which ancient civilization do you find most fascinating?
Romans
Greeks
Mayans
Aztecs

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Which island would you most like to visit?
Bermuda
Sicily
England
Australia

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How do you feel now that you know your dad is a god?
I feel powerful.
I'm amused.
I'm rolling my eyes.
I'm hopeful about the future.

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Which kind of music do you listen to most often?
Rock
Country
Alternative rock
Pop

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Are you more logical or emotional?
I'm more emotional.
I'm more logical.
It depends on my mood.
It depends on the situation.

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Are you brave in the face of danger?
I'm always brave.
It depends on the danger.
I let the police be the brave ones.
I am fairly fearless.

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Was history your best school subject?
I was better at science.
History was my best subject.
I'm better at English.
Lunch was my best subject.

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Do you get travel sickness?
I have in the past.
I do sometimes.
I never get seasick.
Airplanes make me queasy.

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Which kind of entree would you choose?
Steak
Pork chop
Tuna
Beef stew

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Which animal do you find scariest?
Bear
Snake
Wolverine
Panther

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What type of god would you be?
Vengeful
Smart
Kind
Understanding

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