Which American Accent Are You Most Attracted To?

Which American Accent Are You Most Attracted To?
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About This Quiz

Of course you find an accent attractive, because who doesn't?  A person with an accent is like food with spice on it. It was fine without it, but with it, oh man. That's something special. it's just a little extra kick that really makes everything better. And sure, there are British accents, and French accents, and Italian accents - which are all wonderful. But what about the homegrown kind?  America is such a big, diverse land that it's managed to foster its own unique set of delightful accents.  Each one is a little bit different and has a different appeal.  Sometimes it can be kind of hard to choose which one you like the most.  Good thing we're here to help!

All you need to do is take this simple quiz and let us know a bit about your likes and dislikes, and before you know it, we'll use our skills of linguistic matchmaking to pair you with the perfect accent.  Are you a sucker for Cajun?  The Bronx? Texan?  We can narrow the field for you and point you in the right direction,  have no fears. Take the quiz and dive into a world of distinct cadence and patois!

You're having a big get-together with family on the weekend. How do you feel about the cooking you have to do?
It's going to be a delicious feast.
I've already started!
We're ordering in.
I'm going to need help.

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When it comes to vacations, what's the ultimate getaway for you?
Mardi Gras
The beach
Las Vegas
Tropical island

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If you're planning a dinner menu, what protein is likely to be the centerpiece?
Seafood
Chicken
Beef
Pork

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What kind of person do you usually find yourself attracted to?
Someone energetic and lively
Someone polite and charming
Someone strong and independent
Someone laid back

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Sometimes sticking to a schedule can be brutal. When do you do your best work?
Midday
Early morning
Nighttime is the best.
Any time is cool.

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Suppose you get cut off in traffic and nearly get into an accident. How do you react?
There's going to be some cussing in the car.
Shame the person online later
It's time to road rage.
Take a breath and be thankful it wasn't worse

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You always have room for more friends in life. What's the best way to get to know a new person?
Spend some time doing a fun activity
Go to dinner
Have a few beers together
Just chill out and chat

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You're supposed to spend the holidays with your family but someone is being difficult and doesn't want to go. How do you react?
Take the holiday to them
Accept that this holiday won't be what I want it to be
Give them a talking to
Enjoy the holiday with whoever comes

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Some people seem like they were born to entertain. How do you feel about guests coming over?
The more the merrier
Hospitality is my middle name.
You need to call first.
It's all good.

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Everyone has their own style - what's yours?
I've never really thought about it.
I try to keep it classy.
Gotta look sharp at all times.
As casual as it gets

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Let's be honest - who is the single greatest action star of all time?
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Chuck Norris
Sylvester Stallone
The Rock

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Everyone likes to unwind with a drink now and then. What's your drink of choice?
Moonshine!
A nice bourbon
Beer me
Something fruity

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If you were going to watch some sports, what game would attract your attention the most?
Basketball
Baseball
Football
Wrestling

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Everyone likes to have some fast food now and then. Which fast food joint calls your name?
Popeye's
Chick-fil-A
McDonald's
Zippy's. You've heard of that, right?

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What feature do you think is least attractive in another person?
No sense of humor
Poor manners
A real snob
Too uptight

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You finally get a day off work and can do whatever you like. What's the plan?
Sleep. Eat. TV.
A relaxing day at home?
Hang out with my friends
Enjoy the outdoors

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When you have some spare time to watch a movie, what genre are you most likely to watch?
Horror
Western
Action
Comedy

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If you could visit any place on Earth, where would you go?
Australia
Rome
Rio
The Caribbean

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They say laughter is the best medicine. Which comedian never fails to crack you up?
Kevin Hart
Jeff Foxworthy
Bill Burr
Gabriel Iglesias

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If you just wanted to get away for a while with friends, what would be the best way to travel?
Road trip
Train
Plane
Boat

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You can tell a lot about a person by their dessert choice. What pie do you crave the most?
Pecan pie
Key lime pie
Apple pie
Coconut cream pie

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The holidays are always fun, but which holiday is the best of them all?
Mardi Gras
Independence Day
Thanksgiving
Christmas

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Say you're going on a first date with someone - where are you going to take them?
A movie
A nice dinner
Some kind of event or concert
The beach

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If money was no object, what would be your dream car?
Porsche
Ferrari
Hummer
Tesla

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No one likes being harassed by telemarketers. How do you handle nuisance phone calls?
Block the number
Let it go to voicemail
Tell them off
Don't even answer

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If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with all that money?
New house
Vacation with family
Biggest party ever
New car

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Say you're out in the woods on a hike and you get lost. No phone or GPS. What do you do?
Find the sun and head due east
Keep calm and try to retrace my path
Full on panic
Keep walking. I'll find something eventually.

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Everyone likes pets, right? What's your ideal pet?
Hound dog
Cat
Boxer dog
Lizard

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There are a lot of cop shows on TV. What's the best one?
"NCIS: New Orleans"
"CSI: Miami"
"Law & Order"
"Hawaii Five-O"

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Superheroes are hotter than ever right now. Which hero do you relate to most?
Swamp Thing
Superman
Wolverine
Spider-Man

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