Which "Band of Brothers" character are you?

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which "Band of Brothers" character are you?
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About This Quiz

"Band of Brothers" is one of those cultural touchstones most Americans remember. Watching the show was gut-wrenching, and we all had a character or two we identified with. The question is: is that the character who you are?
Do people naturally follow you?
Yes
They shouldn't
No
I'm such a follower
Are you good in a crisis?
I've got ice water in my veins
I'm good in a crisis, but not so much as a leader
I'm Mr. Crisis
I cause the crisis
What is your refuge?
Memories of home
A bottle of whiskey
Remembering my mission
A foxhole

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Do you have any vices?
I can't afford to have any
Booze
Smokes
Booze and smokes
Would your friends consider you reliable?
Very
Only my friends do, not anyone else
I'm rock steady
Nope
Are you well liked?
I'm respected, but not necessarily liked
I'm very well liked
I'm not liked as a person, but everyone wants me in their foxhole
I have no idea

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Are you good at your job?
I try
I think my job's parameters aren't well defined
I'm the best at what I do
Not really
How determined are you?
Totally
Mostly
Are you questioning me, son?
Well, I did volunteer for WW2 service
How are your communication skills?
As good as needs be
Perfect
I'm working on it
Terrible

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How is your judgement?
Very good
Generally good, but my personal judgement isn't great
Poor, but I call it bravery
Not the best
Are you a tough guy?
I can't think like that
No
Yes
Well, I did volunteer for WW2...
Do others think you complain much?
No
Yes
I don't complain about nothin'
My complaining is the least of their complaints

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Do you sound like where you are from?
A bit
Not much
Nope
More or less
What is your preferred weapon?
My M1911
My M4
My Ka-Bar
M7 Grenade Launcher
What would you consider the high point of your military career?
Capturing the Eagle's Nest
Liberating a concentration camp
Taking an important POW
Surviving

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Will you stay in the service after the war?
Yes
No
Yes, but I won't get much more work
No
What state might suit you to go home to?
New Jersey
Southern California
West Virginia
Northern California
If you had your druthers, what would you get up to at The Eagle's Nest?
Graffiti my name into Hitler's toilet
Steal looted art
Blow it up
Pee in the fountain

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Are you good in the cold?
Yes
No, I drink too much
I hate it but I can handle it
I'm great, but my equipment isn't
What's your rank?
Major
Captain
Second Lieutenant
Technical Sergeant (NCO)
Will you be easily remembered?
Definitely
Probably
Maybe
Probably not

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Will you make it onto the front of the box set?
Definitely
I think so
I'll probably be in a corner
No
Are you memorable, as a character?
Yes
I think so
Not really
Not at all
Would playing your character be a good jumping off point for an actor's career?
Yes
It's a nice chance to not be typecast
Not for me
I'm gonna be a huge star

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How good do you look in your uniform?
I look pretty snappy
I look like a drunk
I look like a slob
I've got a brown patch in the seat of my trousers
What fictional soldier do you identify with?
Captain America
Sir Yvain
Animal Mother
Captain Mainwaring
What real soldier do you identify with?
Julius Caesar
Falstaff
Airman First Class Spencer Stone
George W. Bush

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What song shall you sing as you go off to war?
"Over There"
"Oh What A Lovely War"
"Battle Hymn of The Republic"
"Those Magnificent Men And Their Flying Machines"
Who is your sweetheart?
Vera Lynn
The Andrews Sisters, both of them
Nancy Wake, Gorilla Fighter
Elsie Ott, Flight Nurse
How do you feel about spies?
They are worth the trouble when they get the job done
They haven't done me much good
If they can sing the second verse of the national anthem, they get a bullet in the head
What? There's a spy here? Oh God!

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