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About This Quiz
An example of sketch comedy at its finest, the "Baroness Von Sketch Show" debuted on CBC Television in June of 2016. Made up of four Canadian members — Carolyn Taylor, Aurora Browne, Meredith MacNeill and Jennifer Whalen — the show tackles subjects such as office politics, expectations placed on women in today's society, LGTBQ+ topics and dating in the age of the internet. Never afraid to look as silly as humanly possible, the women of the "Baroness Von Sketch Show" play characters who range from slightly ridiculous to completely over-the-top. Viewers will discover a character who solves all of her life's problems with dry shampoo and a woman obsessed with her blanket scarf. They'll also get to witness a G4 summit run entirely by women (spoiler alert: world peace has been achieved). Four seasons in, the show is being called the best Canadian sketch comedy show since "The Kids in the Hall" — a truly distinguished compliment if there ever was one.
By answering the following questions, we'll be able to determine which member of the "Baroness Von Sketch Show" you resemble the most. Each member brings their own unique set of comedy skills to the program, and we want to find out which ones you possess as an honourary member of the troupe. As they say in episode 3 of season 3, "don't even say goodbye, just go."
I just let it air dry.
Dry shampoo!
Hair gloss
A deep conditioner
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Hovering around an intersectional feminist book club
At the cottage
At a clothing swap
Working at a trendy Toronto clothing store
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Like I was born to pole dance
I'm slightly unsure, but I go for it anyway.
Whooooo!
I grab a bucket of cleaning products and go to town.
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I ask them to look at all the grey in my hair.
I say, "Are you serious?"
I tell them my name is Lynda.
I turn around and leave.
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Emojis
Gossip
A good pant suit
A killer pair of eye glasses
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Using dry shampoo
Hosting dinner parties
Building a campfire
Being a host at the cottage
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The Second City
"This Hour Has 22 Minutes"
"The Beaverton"
"Peep Show"
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Oblivious to everything around me
Straight-laced and matronly
Clueless and sassy
Ditzy and flighty
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I sing my order in a baritone voice.
I ask a lot of questions.
I usually don't get to that point because my friend and I have moved tables so many times.
I tell them not to bother me.
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No, not at all
Yes, yes and yes
It depends where I am (it's worse if I'm in a restaurant).
Not really
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I order French fries from a restaurant.
I hem and haw at the window of the closest food truck until I'm given free French fries so I'll go away.
I don't eat French fries.
I make eye contact with a cute guy eating French fries and walk seductively towards him.
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I was looking at pictures of kittens.
I was giving bad advice.
I wasn't using enough emojis in my office emails.
I was trying to get my co-worker who leaves 20 minutes early to pick up her kids a promotion.
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A pair of jeans which I later found out weren't meant to swapped
A really small red dress
A blanket scarf
Literally everything. I look amazing in all types of clothing because I'm so tiny.
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46 bows
Butterflies
Pink
Frilly lace
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My date wants to move tables every three seconds.
My date was fine, but my friend accosted me about the status of our relationship.
My date wouldn't stop complaining about every single item on the menu.
My date wouldn't stop explaining a book review that I wrote.
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My horrible driver's license photo
Germs
Salad
I'm worried my cottage guests will cause a mess.
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A tough-as-nails cop
A vampy seductress
A rude, flighty sales attendant
A straight-laced business woman
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I think it's fun — especially if I'm swimming.
Overrated (unless I'm being chased by the Grim Reaper on a treadmill)
I love taking pole-dancing classes.
Overrated — but I get a lot of exercise on the job.
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A hospital staffed only by women
The strong women I see on TV shows
An all-women G4 summit
A police force with only female officers
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When someone makes me a terrible wrap at a sandwich restaurant
When I make a batch of vegan brownies and no one eats them
When my patients don't prep themselves for their caesarean section
When Siri sabotages my love life
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I prefer to style my own hair.
I like to wear hair extensions to amplify my already glorious head of hair.
A mullet wig (and a fake mustache if the occasion calls for it)
An '80s power-hair wig
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At the centre of an out-of-control dance circle
On Mars
Gabbing with my pals around the operating table
In an Icelandic book vault
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I can wear a dress with pockets like no one else.
I know how to take my look from "meh" to "fabulous" using only a bottle of dry shampoo.
I'm a secret OB-GYN.
I know how to synchronized swim.
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I'm extroverted, but I appreciate time to myself.
I'm an extrovert (and I take up a lot of personal space, too).
I'm an introvert, but I also definitely know how to party.
I'm a pleasing combination of both.
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Terrible. My friends made me try on a really tiny dress knowing it wouldn't fit.
Good! I picked up a pair of boyfriend jeans.
I was the one actually working in the change room, and I think I delivered exceptional customer service.
I couldn't find the sales person, so I went looking for my size without any clothes on.
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I had to navigate a public washroom as a germaphobe.
I got really hyped up to argue with a cheesemonger about a piece of cheese I bought with a hair on it — and they provided me with excellent customer service.
I participated in a human behavioural study.
I was on the phone with tech support and I had to answer some super-embarrassing fan fiction questions while trying to retrieve my lost password.
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Pretty much like everyone else's
Bordering on professional
Very, very wild
I don't have a style; I have a good time!
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"Dancin' Clown"
"Trouble Child"
"Both Sides Now"
"Court and Spark"
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"Can you ask my coworker to stop posting Facebook statuses about me?"
"Do you think Beyonce was mean to the other members of Destiny's Child?"
"How do I know when I've used enough emojis in my email?"
"Can someone stop my office mate from bringing me leftover broccoli soup?"
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I spent a day at the cottage with my husband and my friends.
I finally broke down and told my co-workers I didn't want to go out with them.
I spent it with my book club.
I found THE most amazing dress with pockets.
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