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About This Quiz
Baseball players aren't like any other athletes. They are warrior poets, men whose actions are felt instantaneously, and whose words echo throughout time. We will listen as you answer a few, short questions, and then we will determine which baseball player is truly your soulmate.
How important is it that your soulmate be someone who is well respected in their field?
Very
A lot
Not a lot
A bit
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Do you like to surf?
No
Yeah!
I prefer snowboarding.
I prefer skating.
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How important is it that your soulmate be someone who can give advice?
Very important
Not important
A little important
Somewhat important
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How principled are you?
Very
No more than the next person
Extremely
Not very
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How important is it that your soulmate be someone who can kick back and have a good time?
A little
Very
Not at all
Somewhat
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How loyal are you?
Very loyal
A little loyal
I play the field.
I'm loyal until I get dumped.
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How important is it that your soulmate be someone who is accepting of weird behaviors?
A little, but not too much
Not at all
Very, very important
Not too important
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How flashy are you?
Not at all
A little flashy
Not very flashy
Very flashy
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How important is it that your soulmate be someone who has a take-it-or-leave-it sense of personal style?
In an old school sort of way
In a Bohemian one
No
Yeah, absolutely
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How trendy are you?
Not even a little
I'm a few years out of date.
Not at all
I'm so trendy.
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How important is it that your soulmate be someone who is respected?
Very, very important
Somewhat important
Not important
Kinda important
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How much of a sage are you?
I'm quite the sage.
Not at all
I try to mentor people when I can.
My advice isn't often appreciated.
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How important is it that your soulmate be someone who is incredibly good at their job?
Very
Extremely
Not at all
As long as they had one really good stretch, I'm okay with that.
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How cool are you?
Not even a little
A little
Not at all
Very
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How important is it that your soulmate be someone who has a period in which they are among the best at what they do?
It had better be a long period.
It should be at least a few years.
No, not important to me.
Yes, as long as they had one or two good years.
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Do you mind if your partner has a really eccentric haircut?
Keep it short and simple.
Just not too eccentric!
Messy is okay.
I like the sound of that!
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How important is it that your soulmate be a big man on campus?
As long as he's part of a cool crowd, I'm okay with him.
I want him to be the big man on campus.
No, I would not like that social pressure.
People should tremble in his presence.
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Are you okay with your soulmate being colorblind?
I'm sure it won't matter.
I'd rather not.
Yes.
No! How else might he get dressed?
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How important is it that your soulmate has a lot of time off to spend with you?
Not important
A little important
Very important
Somewhat important
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Do you have a large circle of friends?
Yes! Massive!
Yes, it's pretty good.
No, it's fairly small but tight-knit.
I have a lot of friends from lots of different places.
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How important is it that your soulmate be someone who makes a really good living?
Not important
Very important
Unimportant
Pretty important
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Are you very successful in your career?
Absolutely
I've had a nice run.
No
I've had my moments.
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How important is it that your soulmate be someone who doesn't get in trouble at work for misbehavior?
It's important.
Totally unimportant.
More important than being good at his job.
It's the most important thing.
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Are you seen as something of an outsider?
No, I'm part of the in crowd.
Yes.
No, just an oddball.
I'm seen as a sideshow freak.
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How important is it that your soulmate be someone who sports a conservative look?
Very important
Not important
A little important
Totally unimportant
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Do you have a bit of a reputation for strange behavior?
No, just saying strange things
No, just partying hard
Yes, absolutely!
No, just a strange appearance
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How important is it that your soulmate be someone who is well known in their field?
It's massively important to me. I want everyone to know them.
It's pretty important, but not the most important thing.
It's totally unimportant.
It's somewhat important.
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How strict were your parents?
Not too strict
They were disciplined, but not strict.
They were a little strict.
Extraordinarily strict.
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How important is it that your soulmate be someone who is recently successful?
Not important
Fairly important
Not at all important
A little important
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Do you mentor others?
Yes, often.
Sometimes, when I have something to add.
No, I wouldn't be the person to do it.
I have little to share.
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