Which Belcher Child Are You?

By: Isadora Teich
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Belcher Child Are You?
Image: Bento Box Entertainment

About This Quiz

Does "Bob's Burgers" always hit the perfect spot for you? It's a true modern classic! Unlike many family sitcoms, both animated and live-action, where one or more of the kids in the family are throw-away characters, the Belcher kids are packed with personality. Whether you can relate more to Gene, Tina or Louise, or don't have a favorite kid, we can all agree that they are truly one-of-a-kind characters that are a blast to watch! 

Part of the cast of a modern-day cult hit, the Belcher kids are definitely iconic in their own way, but which one are you? Are you the boy-crazy Tina Belcher, who is incredibly awkward, but always tries to do the right thing? Are you the scheming Louise, who very secretly has a soft side and cares for her family members? Or are you the artistic Gene, who is always changing outfits, always down to jam and always hungry? Or maybe you are a secret wild card character, who might as well be a Belcher! 

Put us to the test! Answer all of these questions and see which of the famous Belcher kids you are with this burger-tastic Belcher kid quiz!  Are you a Gene, a Tina or a Louise? Let's find out right now! 

When is the best time to have a cheese plate?
On a date
In the middle of the night
When someone else made it
Never

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In a band, what part would you rather have?
Bassist
Lead singer
Lead guitarist
Drummer

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Which "Bob's Burgers" side character do you like best?
Jimmy Jr.
Aunt Gayle
Mr. Fischoeder
Kuchi Kopi

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Do you like to be the center of attention?
Not really
I love it!
I don't mind it.
Not at all

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How romantic are you?
Super romantic
Not at all
Not that romantic
Somewhat romantic

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Which archetype do you relate to more?
The Underdog
The Joker
The Mastermind
The Friend

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Which of these hated foods would you rather eat?
Liver
Cottage cheese
Kale
Mayonnaise

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Which standup comedian do you think is the funniest?
Trevor Noah
Hasan Minhaj
Ali Wong
Bill Burr

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Which '70s musician do you like best?
Nancy Wilson
Freddie Mercury
Jimmy Page
Meat Loaf

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Do you like to take risks?
Not at all
I don't mind.
I live for it.
Not on purpose

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How important are romantic relationships to you?
Very important
Not that important
Not important at all
The most important

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What were you like as a little kid?
A goody two-shoes
Unpredictable
A troublemaker
Goofy

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What gross thing did you do as a kid?
Say inappropriate things
Find ways to get dirty
Play with bugs
None of the above

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What very specific skill would you rather have?
Interpreting dreams
Playing the bassoon
Playing chess
Welding

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How often do you like to change your hairstyle?
Occasionally
All the time
I just wear hats.
Never

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Which place would you rather spend the day?
A museum
A music festival
A casino
Your favorite restaurant

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What was your favorite subject in school?
English
Drama
Recess
Woodshop

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Which color is more present in your wardrobe?
Blue
Literally all of them
Green
Neutrals

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Do you believe in ghosts?
Definitely
Maybe
No
I'm not sure.

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Are you good at keeping secrets?
Kind of
Not really
Very good
Not at all

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Which aspect of "Bob's Burgers" do you like best?
Bob and Linda's relationship
All of the pop culture references
The animation style
The Pun Burgers

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How do you take your coffee?
Strong
With cream and sugar
With milk
Black

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Which season do you prefer to be outside in?
Fall
Summer
Spring
Winter

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How neat and tidy are you?
Very
Kind of messy
Not very
Very messy

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How seriously do you take astrology?
Very
I think it's fun.
I think it's stupid.
I don't know anything about it.

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Which global city would you rather travel to?
Paris
Los Angeles
Shanghai
Berlin

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Of these eye colors, which do you think is the most beautiful?
Blue
Green
Hazel
Brown

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If you had to paint your nails one of these colors, which would you choose?
Red
Neon pink
Black
Blue

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Which Harry Potter house would you consider yourself the best fit for?
Ravenclaw
Gryffindor
Slytherin
Hufflepuff

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If you could be a renowned creative, what would you rather be known as?
A writer
A musician
A director
An architect

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