Which Beverly Hillbillies Character Matches Your Personality?

By: Monica Lee

Which Beverly Hillbillies Character Matches Your Personality?
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About This Quiz

Who among us doesn't love a rags-to-riches story? Throw in some squirrely characters, some hilarious lines like, "madder than a barefoot centipede on a hot rock" or "harder than braiding a mule's tail during fly season" and you see why this show was on for nine seasons with high ratings to boot!

These characters would make anyone laugh out loud. There's Granny who was always flying off the handle and carrying her "roomatiz medicine" (moonshine). Then there was the sweet and innocent tomboy Elly May with her crazy critters, like a hippopotamus (what granny calls a giant hog)  and two pet chimpanzees called Skipper and Bessie. Jed had his clever observations and humorous one-liners. And "Miss Jane" would swoon over Jethro, as only she could do. The shenanigans the Clampetts got into knew no bounds. In each episode, you'd look forward to what job Jethro was working or what situation was making Mr. Drysdale sniff a stack of bills to remain calm.

Whether you see yourself as a tomboy or a prim and proper secretary, take this quiz and find out which kin folk suits you best. Once you find out, you'll be "happier than a gopher in soft dirt." Well, tarnation! Git started now!

Would you pack up your family and move across the country?
No, my home is here.
Well, if someone gives me a good enough reason, then sure!
Depends, are there pretty girls there?
I go where my family wants to go, of course.

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Have you ever worked in a bank or a financial institution?
Yes, I like how predictable money is.
I've got money so I go to the bank, but that doesn't count, right?
Why, do they have a job open there?
Don't be silly, I'd hate that.

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Do you have a way with animals?
I walk away from them.
I have a dog, so yes.
I like hunting them.
I love animals of all kinds.

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Have you ever been married?
Sadly, no
Yes
Who's asking? I'm looking.
Why would I want to do that?

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Do you like to wear a hat on a daily basis?
Only when it works with my outfit
Yep, never know when it will come in handy.
Does my straw hat count?
Only if Granny tells me to wear one.

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Are you big on education?
Absolutely!
Well, there is book learnin' and common sense. I'll take the common one.
I graduated the sixth grade, you betcha!
I hear it's important.

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Do you have movie star qualities?
Well, I have had movie stars swoon over me.
Now that's one belly laugh!
I would like to meet some, of the female persuasion.
They say I do.

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What is more important to you, being sweet or being right?
Being right, of course.
Well now, I tend to be both.
My sixth-grade education means I'm more right than sweet.
Being sweet, of course.

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Do you have a crush on someone in your circle of friends, or co-workers but would never admit it?
Yes
At my age, I don't have crushes.
Pretty much everyone I meet!
No

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Would you rather spend the day hunting animals, cooking animals or playing with the animals?
Can I say no to all three?
Hunting
Hunting and then having Granny cook it
Playing

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Would you rather whittle all day or eat all day?
Um, since I don't know how to whittle, I guess I'll say eat.
Whittle
Eat
Both!

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What physical features do you look for in a partner?
High cheekbones
A nice smile
Strong chin
Gorgeous eyes

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What's your dream job?
President of a bank
Farmer
It keeps changing!
Veterinarian

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How would a friend describe you?
Loyal
Wise
Strong
Kind

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How would an enemy describe you?
Busy body
Inferior
Clueless
Fashion disabled

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What's your favorite thing to wear?
A proper outfit for the occasion
Hat
Rope belt
Jeans

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What is your favorite TV station?
The History Channel
DIY Network
Starz Entertainment (for the James Bond movies)
Animal Planet

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If you could change the world, you would make it more ___________. How would you fill in the blank?
Honest
Welcoming
Simple
Fun

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What would you like your catchphrase to be?
Oh, my!
Hoo doggies!
Vittles!
Ready ta' wrestle?

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Which of these do you like the most?
I like when I do something rewarding with my life.
I like to be amused.
I like to eat and date pretty women.
I like that I can womp anyone who bothers me.

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How do you feel about formal attire?
I prefer it.
I don't see the point.
I'm not sure what that is.
Can't I just wear jeans?

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What two words describe you?
Efficient and loyal
Clever and kind
Big and bold
Sweet and innocent

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What sounds like fun to you?
Going on a road trip
Going hunting
Going to a party
Hanging out at cement pond with my pets

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What's your favorite car make?
Ford
Oldsmobile
Ferrari
Any eco-friendly make and model

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Which of these physical features do you wish you had?
A fit body
A tall body
A muscular body
A voluptuous body

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What's a good first date?
Ballet or symphony
Going to a bar and trading stories
Having a big meal at a restaurant
Skipping rocks at a pond with our dogs in tow

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What's your favorite animal?
A cat
A dog - preferably a bloodhound
I'm not a big animal person.
I love all animals.

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What's your favorite meal of the day?
I don't care, I'm not a big eater.
Dinner
All of them
Breakfast

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What are you attracted to?
Intellect
Witty sense of humor
Good physique
Someone athletic

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What's your gender?
Female, of course
Last time I checked I was a man.
Is that a type of movie?
Animal

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You Got:

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