Which Biblical Couple Are You and Your Love?
By: Tasha Moore
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About This Quiz
Have you ever wondered what it would have been like to live in ancient biblical times? Technological advancements aside, not much has changed on the human side of things. Relationships are still what they once were...difficult. Mary and Joseph probably bickered about how the money should be spent, and Samson was probably just as jealous of other men around Delilah as most people are about their mates.
Things change but people don't, and this personality test proves the point. Check in and see which biblical couple you and your significant other best resemble.Does your hubby love your food, like Adam and Eve? Or is your girlfriend destined to destroy your relationship for the love of money, as Delilah did with Samson? Details about your relationship with your parents, your pets, your God, and each other are not off limits. Paint a picture of what life is like with your main squeeze and this quiz will do the rest.
Encourage your mate to participate so that you both can get really great conclusions. See if your love can withstand the Bible-honest truth!
When it comes to having an open relationship, what is the consensus between you and your significant other?
I can have whomever she chooses for me.
We are happy with only a spiritual influence.
Concubines are not off limits.
When the two of you go out to eat, what are your dining habits?
She orders the food, and I eat it, no questions asked.
He'll only eat the food that he shouldn't eat.
We always eat the same thing.
What are his views about your children from another relationship?
He prefers that the other "entity" be a top dog, a "big shot."
I give birth only for him.
He treats my children as his own.
How would your friends describe his personality?
He's faithful, but a loner type.
He follows my lead most of the time.
He's extremely loyal and nurturing.
In general, how does he treat you?
He let his father chastise me.
When the two of you met, what were your reactions?
He was shocked, and I was bored.
He fell for me instantly, and I wasn't surprised.
He was satisfied, I was eager to please him.
He was confused at first, but got over it. I was relieved.
How does she feel about money?
She likes money more than she like me.
She likes money, especially silver pieces.
She'll agree to whatever I have to give.
She is okay with my blue collar earnings.
When the two of you travel, what kind of accommodations do you use?
We both prefer the outdoors.
She will only use the finest accommodations.
She knows how to set up camp anywhere.
As long as she is comfortable, any place that will have us will do.
When he heard that you were pregnant, how did he react?
He didn't realize how it all happened.
He was unresponsive, too busy gazing into my beautiful eyes.
He was overwhelmed with joy.
He was shocked. The timing just didn't add up for him.
When the two of you argue, what is his temper like?
He's not too familiar with angry feelings, or feeling in general.
He flies into a fit of rage, and knocks stuff over.
She usually does what I say, so we rarely bicker.
We only disagree about the children, and her father has the last word as far as they're concerned.
How is his sense of humor?
He has no concept of humor.
He gets a lot of pleasure from making others feel uncomfortable about his rude jokes.
He's seen too much to joke around.
He's all about work and rarely tells a joke.
What type of man does she like, and are you her type?
She like me because I'm the only one she sees regularly.
She likes strong men, and I'm her type.
She likes religious men, which I definitely am.
I am the leader that she's always wanted.
Does the couple own any pets?
Yes, way too many to count.
No, he prefers to use them as food.
Yes, they are farm animals.
Did he have a previous relationship?
Neither of us have previous mates.
Yes, his past flings were of different religions.
Yes, we don't talk much about it though.
I don't know much about his past.
Where do you two reside?
Sometimes we have to move on short notice.
We travel for his line of work.
We stay in hotels whenever there's availability.
Do the two of you spend a lot of time together?
We are inseparable, like a rib in a rib cage.
He can't get enough of me.
He usually does his own thing, and I hang out with my friends most of the time.
He watches my every move.
How do the two of you feel about nudity?
We were fine with it at first, but our new diet has us rethinking things.
We are nude in front of each other whenever possible.
We rarely see each other in clothes.
He hasn't seen me naked yet.
Are the two of you good at solving each other's problems?
No, she made one critical error that we can't fix.
She uses me to fix her money problems.
I handle all of her problems.
Her father takes care of our problems.
What kinds of personalities do your children have?
Our sons are always at each other's throats.
We prefer not to have children.
Our sons exhibit leadership qualities like their father.
One of our sons has a messiah complex.
What is her best quality?
She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
What is his worst quality?
Has there been any cheating in the relationship?
That's not possible where we live.
No, I arranged his affair.
Yes, but it was for a good reason.
Do you two go out a lot together?
Yes. We are the first in our family to try anything.
No, we stay indoors up under one another.
We're like nomads, so we're always "out."
No, I hate it when guys look at her.
What type of reputation does he have?
His reputation is nonexistent.
He's known to knock a few heads together.
People ask him for his advice.
He's known as a good guy.
How would you rate her beauty?
The older she gets, the prettier she gets.
Is she the jealous type?
There's no other woman for her to envy.
She only became jealous after she found out about my son by another woman.
Sometimes she envies my relationship with our pets.
In who does she confide?
Our slithering neighbor, whom I can't stand.
She confides in her father.
Is he the patient type?
No, he reacts without thinking about consequences.
Yes, he's too patient, in my opinion.
No, he tries to fix things but ends up making problems worse.
Yes, he exhibits perfect patience.
Has he popped "the question" yet?
No, I woke up one day and we were married.
He never has, and he never will.
No, we both knew it had to be done so we just did it.
Yes, but I never thought he'd want to marry me considering my past.
How loyal is she to you?
Yes, she has no choice in the matter.
She'll snitch on me in a second, if the price is right.
Yes and I love her dearly for it.
Yes, but she's loyal first to her father.
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