Which BMW Are You?

Brian Whitney

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

BMW is one of the most popular car brands in the history of automaking, and when something is that popular, there is usually a reason for it. BMW has been putting out a line of cars for years that epitomizes class, performance and success, all while managing to look ridiculously good.

We know that you're classy, attractive, and intelligent enough to be a BMW; if you weren't, why would you be on this website right now? If you were to be a particular BMW vehicle which one would you be?

Would you have the quirks, the style and the cool to pull off being a roadster, or would you be more like a classic and powerful sedan, something like the M5? Is one part of you always on the lookout for the latest fashions, while the other is changing diapers or driving the kids to school? If so, you might be a BMW crossover. Do you have a little bit of a hippy in you, and do you do your best to recycle every week? Then you just might be a hybrid.

There are so many different kinds of BMW's in the world, but there are so many different sides of your personality as well. Take this quiz to find out which BMW you are.

What's for dinner?

A ribeye.

A salad.
A burrito.

Pizza.

What are you up to on a Friday night?

Going out to dinner.

Doing something outside.
Going to an art opening.

Hanging at home with the family.

What kind of place are you most likely to hang out?

A martini bar.

A coffee shop.
A hipster bar.

A sports bar.

What do you do if someone cuts you off on the road?

Floor it and get in front of them.

Ignore it.
Hit the brakes; I don't want to mess up my car.

Honk my horn and scream, it's been a long day.

What would be a good job for you?

Corporate sales.

A park ranger.
A poet.

A day care operator.

How often do you hang out with friends?

Pretty often.

Here and there.
All the time.

I don't have time to do that much.

What type of book might you read?

A memoir.

Self help.
A thriller.

A graphic comic.

How often do you hit the gym?

Almost every day.

I work out, but I don't use a gym.
I don't work out.

Once a week.

How would you handle it if someone tried to mug you?

I would give him an airplane spin and throw him in a trashcan.

I would run.
I would try and talk him out of it.

I would give him my money, life is fragile.

How "green" are you?

What?

Very green.
I try.

I don't think about that much.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

15-20

1-5
Over 20

5-15

How many kids do you want or have?

1

2
None

3 or more

What would be your drink of choice?

A cocktail.

I don't drink.
A craft beer.

Domestic beer.

What type of concert would you go to?

A popular dance band.

A folk band.
An Indie band.

A classic rock band.

Do you give expensive gifts?

Extremely.

No, I hand make a lot of my gifts.
No, but I buy good ones.

I don't have the money for that.

How many days a year do you go to a playground?

Umm, maybe 2?

10.
I never go to a playground.

More than 20.

How many dogs do you have?

None, but I like dogs.

1
I don't like dogs.

2 or more.

How fast do you drive?

Ridiculously fast.

I don't drive fast at all.
Pretty fast.

Hey, there are kids in the car!

When was the last time you stayed out all night?

Within the last year.

Within the last 10 years.
Within the last month.

It has been more than 10 years.

Are you in a serious relationship?

No, but I date a lot.

Pretty serious.
No, I do my own thing.

Very serious.

How spontaneous are you?

I am pretty spontaneous.

Not very, I tend to think things through.
Extremely.

I am not spontaneous at all.

Your boss just gave you a bad review, how do you handle it?

Make plans to take his job.

Try and work harder.
Quit.

Cry in a closet.

How many people have you said "I love you" to romantically?

2-5

6-10
More than 10

0-1

Do you have a good retirement plan?

No, but I do invest.

I am working on it.
What? No. I will worry about that later.

Yes, mine is very strong.

Do you like to be noticed?

I don't mind it.

I don't like it much.
I love that.

I hate that.

What party do you identify with?

Democrat.

Green.
Libertarian.

Republican.

Are you a good dancer?

I am pretty good.

I don't know, I like to dance though.
I am the best.

I am awful.

Have you ever run out of gas?

Once.

Maybe a few times.
Yeah, I have done that a lot.

No, why would anyone do that?

Where do you live?

A small city.

The country.
A big city.

The suburbs.

Where would you like to go on vacation?

Paris

Bermuda
Prague

Disneyworld

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