Which Bob’s Burgers GIF Are You?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Bob’s Burgers GIF Are You?
Image: Fox

About This Quiz

Bob, Tina, Louise, Gene and Linda Belcher are hilarious but oddly real and sweet. That's how the show has managed to stand out in the landscape of animated family comedies and why it's still one of the funniest shows on TV. It's well-written and just a lot of fun. It does a crazy good job of mixing that goofiness you expect from shows like "The Simpsons" or "Family Guy" but without feeling like it's too old, too random or too crude. It's like a legit, real-life sitcom only with a lot more exciting cast of characters, way more bunny ears and a heck of a lot more exceptional musical numbers that every other show is definitely missing out on. Everything works in "Bob's Burgers." 

You can feel yourself in the show sometimes, you can relate to the family either as something you have experienced with your own family or something you wish you could experience with your own.  Whatever way you approach it, there's no doubt there's been at least one moment on the show that really seemed to get you. Answer a few questions for us and we'll totally match you with the perfect "Bob's Burgers" gif. Try it and see!

Wagstaff has an impressive staff of teachers. Whose class do you want to be in?
Miss LaBonz
Mr. Ambrose
Miss Merkin
Miss Jacobson

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Which of the Belcher family members do you feel like you relate to the most?
Bob
Linda
Tina
Gene

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Every day, Bob has a new special burger on the board. Which one would you order?
"The human polenta-pede" burger
"Beets of Burden" burger
"The cauliflower's cumin from inside the house" burger
"Poutine on the Ritz" burger

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The Belchers have a small extended family. Who's clearly the coolest of them all?
Bob's dad, Big Bob
Linda's sister, Gayle
Linda's father, Al
Linda's mother, Gloria

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Of all the non-humans on "Bob's Burgers" who's your favorite?
Little King Trashmouth
Mr. Business
Kuchi Kopi
O.T. the Outside Toilet

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The Belcher kids have a lot of odd friends at school. Would you have hung out with any when you were a kid?
Zeke
Tammy Larsen
Regular-Size Rudy
Jimmy Jr.

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Bob and the family have some serious holiday fun every year. Which holiday-themed shows are best?
Thanksgiving
Valentine's Day
Halloween
Christmas

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Tina has an issue dealing with crushes on boys. How do you handle your crush?
I get a little weird.
I don't have a crush.
I freak out a little.
I'm cool and calm.

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Music is a huge part of "Bob's Burgers." Do you ever sing when you're alone?
It's been known to happen.
Not really
When the mood strikes
All the time!

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So what's the best burger topping anyway?
Bacon
I like it plain.
Cheese
Ketchup

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Who's the most sinister person on all of "Bob's Burgers?"
Mr. Fischoeder
Jimmy Pesto
Mr. Frond
Louise

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Bob doesn't always make a burger out of beef. Pick your protein!
Chicken
Portobello mushroom
Lamb
Turkey

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Everyone has a favorite member of Boyz 4 Now, right? Who's yours?
Griffin
Matt
Boo Boo
Allen

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We're heading to Wonder Wharf! What do you want to do?
Roller Coaster
The Carousel
The Ferris Wheel
Tunnel of Love

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Every Halloween episode of "Bob's Burgers" puts in the maximum effort. What was the best costume?
Bob and Linda as a dragon
Linda as "Cher-iff"
Louise as "Mr. Frond"
Tina as "Mummy Mommy"

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Bob gets super obsessive over his Thanksgiving turkey. What's your favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Green bean casserole
Mashed potatoes
Stuffing
Sweet potato pie

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What's the best side for a burger?
Fries
Salad
Another burger
Nothing

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Louise is known for her bunny ears. What's your hat of choice?
Knit cap
Baseball cap
Cowboy hat
No hat at all

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All the Belchers can cut a rug when they want to. How are your dance moves?
Eclectic
Weak
Pretty much the best ever
I do what I can.

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Bob and Linda are masters of Easter egg hiding. How are you at finding lost stuff?
I'm a decent detective.
I get lucky sometimes.
Once it's gone, it's gone.
I have all the skills.

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Bob has a lot of problems with Hugo the health inspector. Have you ever had food poisoning?
Never
Several times
Maybe?
Just once

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During the opening credits, there's always a different business next to Bob's Burgers. What's the best one?
Baby Got Back Problems Physical Therapy
I'd Hit That Boxing Gym
Get Off My Back Tramp Stamp Removal
Cupid's Stupid Divorce Attorney

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Tina has a thing for the Equestranauts. Which one is the best one?
Bronconius
Horseplay
Sunpuddle
Pony Danza

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In the real world, where are you going for a burger?
Burger King
In-N-Out
Five Guys
McDonald's

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Aunt Gayle paints some interesting pictures. Where would you hang one if she gifted you something?
The basement
Right in the living room
My bedroom
The bathroom

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Who's your favorite One-Eyed Snake?
Critter
Mud-Flap
Sidecar
Ice Pick

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Bob and the Belchers met Archer once. What other show should they cross into?
"Family Guy"
"The Simpsons"
"Rick and Morty"
"BoJack Horseman"

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Is Teddy destined to be alone?
Pretty much
Of course not
Who's Teddy again?
I hope not.

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If you had to rely on one Belcher to come through for you in a pinch, who would you trust?
Tina
Linda
Bob
Louise

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The Belchers were originally going to be cannibals in early drafts of the story. Would you have watched a cartoon about cannibals?
I mean, yeah
Nah
I would have given it a try.
I doubt it.

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