Which Bond Girl Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Bond Girl Are You?
Image: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer/Eon Productions/United Artists/Columbia Pictures via youtube, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer/Eon Productions via youtube

About This Quiz

For someone whose job it is to be extremely secretive, James Bond is surprisingly famous. Indeed, MI6 gladly admits that he is a marvelous recruiting tool when they try to gain assets in hostile territory; everyone wants to be like him. He's cool, he's almost impervious to injury, and these days, he's no longer a sneering misogynist. What's not to like about that?

However cool Bond may be, he's very often matched with an equally cool woman who brings her own skill set to the table. While Bond girls were sometimes rather useless damsels in distress whose primary role was to look sexy and need rescuing, especially in the earlier movies, they have also been badasses in their own right: CIA agents, assassins, doctors, pilots, nuclear weapons specialists, and of course, Judi Dench's marvelous portrayal of M, the ultimate Bond woman.

Some of these women are mere cameos in Bond's life, which is fair enough; after all, it's his franchise. Some, however, shape the plot and command the respect of both super-spy and audience by their tenacity, intelligence, and willingness to risk it all for the cause of freedom. Which of them are you most like? Let's find out!

What's your sartorial style?
Classical glamor
Professional woman
Soccer mom
Unique chic

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What's your job?
Pilot
Minister
Spy
Bodyguard

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What do you think of Bond?
He's like a puppy in need of a snuggle.
He's useful and a better man than he thinks he is.
He's a fun fling and a useful partner.
He's a bit of a duffer.

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Could you sustain your own movie?
Totally
Doubtful
Entirely depends on the writer!
I could sustain a franchise, baby.

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How physically strong are you?
Above average for my size
Below average
I'm not, but I have technique
Like a superhero

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What do you fear?
Nothing, really
Letting people down
Failing
Being alone

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How much do people underestimate you?
A little
A lot, but usually just the one time
Entirely, and constantly
Not much

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Are you good at science?
I have my moments.
Not really
Yes, I could have gotten any sort of Ph.D​.
I'm about average.

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What's the best way to kill someone?
Bomb them from the air.
Poison
Shoot them
Strangling

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Would you ever work for the baddies?
Depends on the pay
Never
I might pretend to
Yes, but I have lines.

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Have you ever loved the wrong person?
I only love me, and so far, it's working out just fine.
A couple of times
Not yet!
God, yes - just once, but it was a doozy.

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How loyal are you?
I'm a little slippery.
To death
Immensely
I am, as long as it is reciprocated.

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What animal do you like best?
Cats
Dogs
White rats
Horses

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Where do you like to travel?
Paris
Scotland
Italy
Remote island

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Would you ever fall for Bond's masculine charms?
A little
Absolutely not
It's not really falling if it's mutual.
No, we will use each other.

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What do you do when faced with sexism?
Say something incredibly witty
Steamroll the guy, then get him reassigned to Siberia (literally).
Soldier on and ignore it.
Throw the guy in a trash can.

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How do you relax?
Shopping
Reading
Swimming
Riding

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Where would you most like to go to school?
Wesleyan
Cambridge
Vassar
West Point

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What trait can you not abide in a person?
Cruelty
Disloyalty
Dishonesty
Weakness

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Where would you like to live?
On a ranch
Country house
City loft
Massive French-style mansion

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What does your workout involve?
Yoga and power lifting​
Pilates
Weights and martial arts
Strength training, horse riding, and Ironman.

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How tech savvy are you?
Ahead of my time
Not very
Way, way ahead of my time
Reasonably so

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Are you good at handling bureaucracy?
I can deal.
Yep
I'm a professional and all, but I hate it!
Nope

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What sort of transport do you like best?
Plane
Train
Gondola
Horse

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Are you good at managing upward?
Manipulating more than managing
Yep
Nope
I used to think so.

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Do you have a suggestive name?
The most, yes
I barely have a name at all.
You'll only get it once you're over 21.
Not really

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Can you run in high heels?
I can barely do anything NOT in high heels.
Nope
Not very high, no
I can do anything in all clothing.

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What makeup look do you like best?
Classic Hollywood glamor
Barely there
Subtle, but flawless
Super high fashion

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Why do you do what you do?
The thrill
For duty
For my country
For love

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Have you ever managed a large team?
Yes, about 12
Yes, many thousands
Not yet
Only a few, so far

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You Got: