Which Branch of the Military Do You Belong In?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Branch of the Military Do You Belong In?
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About This Quiz

You know you can handle the military. You're tough, you work hard, you're disciplined and you're as patriotic as they come. You may actually be thinking about joining the military in real life, or you may just be wondering what branch of the military you'd fit in with best.

There are a lot of choices. 

Of course, there is the Army, which is probably the most varied of all the branches of the military. Then, there is the Navy if you're the type of person that likes to travel and doesn't mind the ocean. The Marines are the ultimate fighting force; do you think you're hardcore enough for them? Perhaps you could even handle being a Green Beret! Instead of those three, you might like the Air Force. People are drawn to this branch because it involves flying and technology.  Don't forget the Coast Guard; While they aren't as talked about as the other branches, they protect our shores and also help people that are in trouble out at sea. 

Do you want to wait until you get into basic training before you figure out which branch you belong in, or do you want to take our quiz and be ready with that answer? Why don't you find out!

How traditional are you?
Moderately
Extremely
Fairly
Not really
Do you have the mentality to be on a submarine for months without going bonkers?
Probably not
Absolutely not
Absolutely
Possibly
How do you feel about flying a helicopter?
Sure!
That's not for me.
I prefer someone else do it.
I love it!

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Do you like a fair fight?
I want some advantages.
Yes. Make it fair.
I'm occasionally okay with it.
No. I like it totally in my favor.
Does the idea of operating a $50 million piece of equipment make you nervous?
It depends.
Absolutely!
Only $50 million?
No, I love it.
Do you prefer to protect your homeland from here or from abroad?
Both
Here
Abroad
Above

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Do you think the world sees you as the face of America?
Definitely
Probably
Probably not
Never
How do you want Hollywood to depict you?
Not at all
Constantly
With absolute respect
Worshipfully
How do you feel about heights?
Pretty good
Not my thing
Horrified
Love them!

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Do you feel the need, the need for speed?
Sometimes
Never
Not really
Always
Do you like building bridges (literal ones?)
Sure!
Absolutely
Not really
I prefer blowing them up.
Do you like building bridges (metaphorical ones?)
Sure
Absolutely
Nope
Only rarely

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Civilians are in trouble! How do you help them?
Secure the area
Build shelter
Bring supplies
Drop food
Do you enjoy hand-to-hand combat?
Yes
Love it
Not really
Never
Can you adapt swiftly to changing technology?
Quite well
No
Sometimes
Absolutely

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Are you great at surviving alone in hostile territory?
I can do it.
I'm a total pro at it.
I definitely could not.
I could, but really hope I never have to.
Can you swim?
Like a mermaid
Not well
Like a fish
Nope
Do you speak any foreign languages?
A few fluently
Snippets of many
Just one other
No

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Do you love to travel?
Often
Sometimes
Constantly
In short bursts
How do you feel about chasing pirates?
Sounds cool
What? No.
Love it!
Not my thing
Do you get seasick or airsick?
I never get seasick.
I do occasionally.
I've never been either.
I never get airsick.

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Are you pretty keen on the idea of driving a Mil-Spec Humvee?
I like it.
That's my jam!
Not really.
I like seeing it from above.
Do you want to have to explain your job repeatedly?
I love the idea.
I'm okay with it occasionally.
I don't want to do that very often.
No thank you.
Do you like being a member of a vast group of people?
No
Absolutely
It's fine
Whatever

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Are you just as comfy doing humanitarian aid as fighting baddies?
Sure
Absolutely
It's the best!
No
Do you need to look your enemy in the eye before you strike?
I prefer an ambush.
Yes, absolutely.
I like to wave at them from a distance.
No, I prefer to be far away.
Do you look better in blue or green?
Both
Blue, green or brown
Blue
Blue and grey

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Do you have great vision?
It's slightly above average.
It's okay.
It's very good.
It's perfect.
Are you great at video games?
Not really
Only first person shooters
Only at strategy games
Brilliant
Is the ocean your one true love?
No, but it's my friend.
No, I don't like it.
Indeed it is.
I like it from a distance.

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