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About This QuizAs they like to say "Cards against Humanity is a game for horrible people." But we all know that all this game is, is horribly hilarious! Take our quiz and find out which card best describes you!
Why can't I sleep at night?
Being on fire
Oompa loompas invading
How do you tackle difficult tasks?
Buying a Costco membership to eat free samples.
Shutting up about everything, forever.
By playing Cards Against Humanity!
By successfully using the pickup line, "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!"
How do you want to die?
With a bang
What's the most jolly?
The Care Bear Stare
What's the worst thing about TSA?
Making a pouty face
What can you not have just one of?
What's the smell?
Fan girls freaking out
Jumping into a giant ball pit
A sweater knit out of human hair
My love life
What will always get you beat up?
My girlfriend's boyfriend
Vigorous Jazz Hands
What gives you the goosebumps?
Morgan Freeman's voice
Falling in love
Winking at old people
Rats eating my sandwich
You have 99 problems, but one of them is not what?
Authentic Mexican cuisine
What's your secret power?
50 shades of hungry
To not to sit like a lady
A sassy lumberjack
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
The Geico gecko
A tiny donkey asking for milk
Darth Vader and Hitler preforming a jig
What gets better with time?
Robots with human faces
What are you giving up for lent?
Nothing, I am not religious
What do you do when you walk into a party?
Build a Death Star and making Alderaan pay for it
Print 10 million "Save the Trees" flyers
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
Daddy's credit card
How do you get your curves into shape?
Relay for life
How do you like your makeup?
Painted on like a china doll
Like I am dancing alone on my birthday
Which of the seven dwarfs do you most relate to?
What ended your last relationship?
A sassy attitude
Who shall inherit the earth?
A level 19 Magikarp
What / Who do you believe in?
The first monkey to orbit the earth
What is your ideal afternoon?
Stepping on a lego
Fried chicken and waffles
A Super Soaker full of jello
A Bop It
How do you prepare for battle?
By readying the mind
Singing and prancing
The Make-A-Wish Foundation
Laying down in protest
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
Buying Congress's browser history
My personal failings in life
Laying an egg
Who/What do you turn to when you have a problem?
Anna and Elsa
Getting free kittens from Craigslist
What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
The five hour drive to Vegas
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Open my eyes
What are your thoughts on therapy?
Some peace and quiet
Just as good as singing alone.
Just another person to tell me I am fabulous!
What's for dinner?
The Devil himself
Horse meat marinated in fancy feast
What does the world end with?
The American Dream