Which Card Against Humanity Are You?
By: Artimis Charvet
Image: Francesco Carta fotografo / Moment / GettyImages
About This Quiz
As they like to say "Cards against Humanity is a game for horrible people." But we all know that all this game is, is horribly hilarious! Take our quiz and find out which card best describes you!
Why can't I sleep at night?
How do you tackle difficult tasks?
Buying a Costco membership to eat free samples.
Shutting up about everything, forever.
By playing Cards Against Humanity!
By successfully using the pickup line, "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!"
What's the worst thing about TSA?
What can you not have just one of?
What's the smell?
Jumping into a giant ball pit
A sweater knit out of human hair
What will always get you beat up?
My girlfriend's boyfriend
What gives you the goosebumps?
You have 99 problems, but one of them is not what?
Authentic Mexican cuisine
What's your secret power?
To not to sit like a lady
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
A tiny donkey asking for milk
Darth Vader and Hitler preforming a jig
What gets better with time?
What are you giving up for lent?
Nothing, I am not religious
What do you do when you walk into a party?
Build a Death Star and making Alderaan pay for it
Print 10 million "Save the Trees" flyers
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
How do you get your curves into shape?
How do you like your makeup?
Painted on like a china doll
Like I am dancing alone on my birthday
Which of the seven dwarfs do you most relate to?
What ended your last relationship?
Who shall inherit the earth?
What / Who do you believe in?
The first monkey to orbit the earth
What is your ideal afternoon?
Fried chicken and waffles
A Super Soaker full of jello
How do you prepare for battle?
The Make-A-Wish Foundation
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
Buying Congress's browser history
My personal failings in life
Who/What do you turn to when you have a problem?
Getting free kittens from Craigslist
What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
The five hour drive to Vegas
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
What are your thoughts on therapy?
Just as good as singing alone.
Just another person to tell me I am fabulous!
What's for dinner?
Horse meat marinated in fancy feast
What does the world end with?