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About This Quiz
As they like to say "Cards against Humanity is a game for horrible people." But we all know that all this game is, is horribly hilarious! Take our quiz and find out which card best describes you!
How do you tackle difficult tasks?
Buying a Costco membership to eat free samples.
Shutting up about everything, forever.
By playing Cards Against Humanity!
By successfully using the pickup line, "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!"
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What's the smell?
Fan girls freaking out
Jumping into a giant ball pit
A sweater knit out of human hair
My love life
What gives you the goosebumps?
Morgan Freeman's voice
Falling in love
Winking at old people
Rats eating my sandwich
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You have 99 problems, but one of them is not what?
You
Authentic Mexican cuisine
The northwest
Maroon 5
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
The Geico gecko
A tiny donkey asking for milk
Darth Vader and Hitler preforming a jig
Donald Trump
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What do you do when you walk into a party?
The Macarena
Build a Death Star and making Alderaan pay for it
Print 10 million "Save the Trees" flyers
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
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How do you like your makeup?
Painted on like a china doll
Liberal
Like I am dancing alone on my birthday
Nonexistent
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What is your ideal afternoon?
Stepping on a lego
Fried chicken and waffles
A Super Soaker full of jello
A Bop It
How do you prepare for battle?
By readying the mind
Singing and prancing
The Make-A-Wish Foundation
Laying down in protest
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What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
Parents
Buying Congress's browser history
My personal failings in life
Laying an egg
Who/What do you turn to when you have a problem?
Anna and Elsa
Comfort food
Getting free kittens from Craigslist
This hat
What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
Hot pockets
The five hour drive to Vegas
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Open my eyes
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What are your thoughts on therapy?
Bees?
Some peace and quiet
Just as good as singing alone.
Just another person to tell me I am fabulous!
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