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About This Quiz
For a decade, the story of the funny, albeit extremely immature Ray and his dysfunctional family entertained us. Take this quiz to find out which member of the family you are.
How mature would you say you are?
I'm still basically a child.
I'm the adult in the room.
I'm somewhat mature. There are times I act pretty childish.
I'm mature most of the time.
How conventional are you?
Very conventional.
I was raised fairly conventional, but I do have a rebellious streak.
I'm a bit of a rebel.
I'm somewhat rebellious, but I do tend to be pretty conventional.
How affectionate are you?
I can be affectionate when the mood is right.
Affection makes me uncomfortable.
I'm a pretty affectionate person, but I struggle to show it sometimes.
I've very affectionate, some would say too much.
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How into sports are you?
It's a big part of my life.
I enjoy sports a lot, but I have other things going on too.
I'm not really into sports, but I don't mind them.
I'm not into sports at all.
How responsible are you?
I'm pretty responsible, but I can occasionally mess up.
I'm the responsible one in the group.
I'm somewhat responsible.
I'm pretty irresponsible.
Would you consider yourself to be a whiner?
I'm not a whiner at all.
Yeah, I have to admit that I'm pretty whiny.
I'm somewhat whiny.
It's pretty rare for me to whine.
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How funny are you?
I'm a comedian.
I'm more of the straight-laced one of the group.
I'm pretty funny, in a dry kind of way.
I don't mean to be funny at all, but people laugh anyways.
How clumsy are you?
I'm not really clumsy at all.
I'm an accident waiting to happen.
I'm not exactly graceful, but I rarely loose my balance.
I'm pretty clumsy.
What kind of a parent are you?
I try my best, but I'm kind of worn out.
I don't have kids.
I'm more of the friend than the disciplinarian.
Oh, I'm the best parent. I'm involved in my children's lives every day and in every way.
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How comfortable are you with physical intimacy?
Not at all, really.
I'm more comfortable with it than you might imagine.
Oh, I enjoy hugging and kissing quite a lot.
I really have to be in the mood for that, and it's been a while.
How do you feel about the amount of housework you have to do?
I clean up alright after myself.
It feels like that's all I do. How about a little help around here?
I enjoy housework.
I'm pretty useless when it comes to housework.
How important is impressing your mother to you?
I'm the one people are trying to impress.
I'm her favorite anyway.
It's very important to me.
It's not important to me at all.
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How well do you use guilt as a motivator?
I try, but I'm not very good.
I'm pretty good.
I'm not good at it.
I'm a master.
How much of a procrastinator are you?
I don't have time to waste.
I delay some unpleasant things from time to time.
I get things done so I have time to get into other people's business.
I'm a master procrastinator.
How gullible are you?
I don't get fooled very often.
I'm very gullible.
I fall for stuff more often than I should.
I wasn't born yesterday.
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How good of a cook are you?
I have never cooked and don't plan to.
I'm an okay cook.
I'm an excellent cook.
I do all the cooking, but I'm not the greatest.
How smooth is your style?
I'm very awkward.
I can have a seductive way about me.
I think I'm very smooth, but I tend to cause discomfort.
I try, but I'm pretty awkward.
How sexy are you?
I am not sexy at all.
If you like goofy, I'm as sexy as they come.
My voice might be sexy. I don't know.
I am very sexy.
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How conscientious are you?
I think about myself mostly.
I think about other people quite a bit. I just wish they would return the favor.
I'm pretty good about thinking of others.
I think about others all the time, but I suppose it's to serve my own purposes a lot.
How likely are you to win an argument?
Who's arguing? But yes, I will win.
I never win an argument.
It's very likely.
Only if I run out of the room after I make my point.
What's your views on immature men?
They're not funny. Grow up.
It's kind of pathetic.
They're charming, right?
I have a soft spot for them.
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How confident are you?
I'm a little confident in some things.
I have very little confidence.
I'm very confident.
I'm pretty confident most of the time.
What's your views on strong women?
I like strong women, just not too strong.
The foundation on which every family is built.
The world would be in trouble without them.
They could probably tone it down a bit.
How big of an eater are you?
I eat pretty well once everyone else has enough.
I'm a little picky, but I eat pretty good.
I'm a big eater.
I'm not a big eater.
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Which quote sounds like something you might say?
"What did I do?"
"Ray!"
"What the hell was that for?"
"Try my lasagna, it's much better."
How much of a gossiper are you?
I enjoy gossiping.
Your secret it safe with me, kind of.
I need to vent somehow.
I'm not much of a gossiper, unless it's just too good not to share.
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What are you like in an argument?
Pretty childish
I can get pretty worked up, but I'm mostly gentle in nature.
It makes me upset.
I will win an argument because chances are very high that I'm right.
How neurotic are you?
I'm very neurotic.
I'm not neurotic at all.
I'm not neurotic, am I? Am I?
I'm more neurotic than I want people to know.
How dirty is your mind?
It's not dirty at all, at least not in public.
It's pretty dirty.
It's more dirty than it should be.
I have a hot streak, but I'm too tired to think dirty most of the time.
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