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About This Quiz
Grab a glass of Tang and head to the basement for this quiz! Once you answer our probing questions about "That '70s Show," you'll know for sure which of the lovable teenagers you are most like. You may have always pictured yourself as a Hyde, but are you more of an Eric at heart?ÂÂ
The hilarious, coming of age sitcom took the world by storm when it aired in 1998. For eight straight seasons, Jackie, Kelso and the rest of the crew kept audiences laughing with their hilarious antics. Parented by the wacky likes of Kitty, Red, Bob and Midge, there's no way any of them could have turned out any less endearing. But which one of them are you truly most like?ÂÂ
Throughout our questions, we'll ask you to choose between a friendship with Hyde or with Eric. We'll need to know if you are as dramatic as Jackie or as pragmatic as Donna. No matter how you answer, we are sure we'll be able to pick up on your traits and relate them to the traits of some of our most beloved television cliques.ÂÂ
Will you be more like Fez, or will you be more like Hyde? Only "That '70s Show" knows for sure!
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Do you have anything in common with Jackie?
I am rather good looking.
Some people say that I'm bossy.
I have nothing in common with Jackie.
Jackie and I have the same sense of humor.
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Which '70s classic would you see more than once in theaters?
"Star Wars: A New Hope"
"Jaws"
"The Exorcist"
"Grease"
Fox
Was your last relationship more like Jackie and Kelso or Jackie and Hyde?
That's a tough call!
My last relationship was more like Red and Kitty.
We were more like Jackie and Kelso.
I would have to say, Jackie and Hyde.
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Fox
Would you have been into having a Vista Cruiser as your first car?
I would have been totally embarrassed.
Can I drive one now?
My first car was a Vista Cruiser.
I would have loved a van like Kelso's more.
Fox
If Red Forman were your neighbor, would you be friends?
I would be cordial but not too friendly.
Red terrifies me.
He's grumpy, but he would be a great friend.
I can see us playing cards together.
Fox
When you were in high school, did you do anything as crazy as climb a water tower?
I'm pleading the fifth.
We did lots of crazy things back then.
I was always too scared to try something like that.
It wasn't as dangerous, but we did something like that.
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Fox
Which of these retro words or phrases would you actually use?
Burn!
Far out
Phony
Be there or be square.
Fox
Would you rather share a secret with Hyde or with Jackie?
I wouldn't want to tell Jackie anything.
If it's a relationship secret, Jackie.
Hyde is the only person on the show that I could trust.
I think Eric would be better with secrets.
Betty Crocker
You need to feed your hungry friends. Which '70s snack will you serve?
Hunt's Snack Pack
Doo Dads
Dinky Donuts
Mug-o-Lunch
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Fox
How much were your parents like Donna's parents?
They were nothing like Donna's parents.
My parents are more like the Pinciottis than they think.
My dad is a lot like Bob.
Midge and my mom could be twins.
Fox
What do you think is Kelso's best trait?
He's hot.
He makes me laugh.
He's a loyal friend.
Kelso will believe anything I say.
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Fox
Are any of your siblings as annoying as Laurie Forman?
All of my siblings are annoying.
I don't have siblings.
No, my siblings are cool.
One of them makes me crazy!
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Which of these '70s bands do you like most?
ABBA
Cheap Trick
Journey
The Rolling Stones
Fox
Growing up, did you have a place to hang out, like Eric's basement?
I had a treehouse.
I used to hang out in my best friend's basement.
We usually spent time cruising.
My friends and I used to hang out at my house.
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Fox
Have you ever had a boss like Leo from the Foto Hut?
I wish!
No, but I have an uncle that reminds me of Leo.
My boss is a lot like Leo.
I wouldn't enjoy having a boss like that.
Fox
Which of these '70s fashion trends could you rock?
Wide-collared shirt
Velvet jacket
Flared pants
Platform heels
Fox
Do you prefer Laura Prepon in "That '70s Show" or in "Orange is the New Black?"
I love her in both shows.
I think she's better in OITNB.
"That '70s Show" was her shining moment.
I don't have a preference.
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As a parent, would you be more like Red or Kitty?
I have no plans to become a parent.
I'm totally going to be like Red.
I'm more compassionate, like Kitty.
Bob is my parent hero.
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Which role has been Ashton Kutcher's best since playing Kelso?
Evan Treborn in "The Butterfly Effect"
Tom Leezak in "Just Married"
Adam Franklin in "No Strings Attached"
Steve Jobs in "Jobs"
Fox
Would you enjoy having a kitchen decorated like Kitty Forman's?
I wouldn't mind!
Some of the pieces are cool.
It's dreadful!
I like the wallpaper.
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Fox
Do you think Fez or Kelso is the funnier one?
I think Eric is the funniest.
Hyde has a better sense of humor than either of them.
I think Fez is much funnier than Kelso.
Kelso is hilarious.
Fox
Why do you think Kitty Forman is such a great mom?
She puts up with Red!
Kitty is laid back.
She's always thinking of others.
Kitty is smarter than Red thinks.
CBS
Which '70s television show would you watch with your friends?
"Happy Days"
"The Jeffersons"
"Three's Company"
"The Brady Bunch"
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What sort of act would you perform on a '70s variety show?
Rollerskating
Juggling
Singing
Sword eating
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Would you hang up a Farrah Faucet poster anywhere in your home?
Posters are not my style.
That's a great idea.
I would like a few different '70s posters.
I remember there being one in my house while I was growing up.
Fox
If a friend had a crazy partner like Fez's girlfriend, what advice would you give them?
Run!
Back away slowly.
Make them dislike you.
It looks like you're on your own with that!
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Would you spend Friday night at the roller rink?
Yes, it's a blast!
If they're playing disco music, I'm there!
Hard pass
Do they still have those?
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Do you think that Kitty actually likes Laurie Forman?
I think she's embarrassed by her.
Kitty secretly envies Laurie.
I think Kitty likes Eric a lot more.
She likes her because she's her daughter.
Fox
Did you and your friends ever sneak off to the nearest city?
I lived in the city.
We didn't have to sneak.
We sure did!
No, but we cut class a few times.
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