Which Character From "Full Metal Jacket" Are You?

Mark Lichtenstein

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About This Quiz

There's nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory. War is Hell, and let's face it, you're pretty metal about Hell. Let's find out which "Full Metal Jacket" character you are.

Why did you join the marines?

Where in hell are you from, puke?

What is a marine's most important weapon?

What is your weapon's name?

Do you think I'm joking?

Do you think I'm funny?

Did your parents have any children who lived?

Are you going to get over this obstacle while we're young?

What do you pray for, maggot?

What are you a minister of, puke?

What is your major malfunction?

What is your primary weapon, soldier?

Do you like your teacher?

Do you wear glasses?

Outside of killing, what skills are you bringing to my beloved corps?

Are you psychologically stable?

Who is your favorite film star?

What is your song?

How smart are you?

Are you willing to be cruel to do the right thing?

Do you walk point?

Would you make a good sniper?

Will you be able to adjust to life after the war?

Are you a lifer?

Were you pushed into the service?

Do you have a family tradition in the marine corps?

Do the rules matter to you?

Do you have a sense of irony?

Do you bounce back well?

Do you have an eating disorder?

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