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About This QuizIf you moved to the Wild West and you were tired of the debauchery, how would you react? Let's find out which Tombstone character you remind people of on a daily basis!
How would you like to retire?
In a nice cabin in the woods with my family.
In a small town, going unnoticed.
I don't think I'll live that long.
Moving about, camping, and fishing.
Which of these is your favorite "Tombstone" quote?
"Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of me. No. I'm sure of it; I hate him."
"Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens."
"Wyatt Earp, huh? I heard of you."
"He was quoting the Bible, Revelations. "Behold the pale horse." The man who "sat on him was Death and Hell followed with him."
What part would you want to play in a western movie?
The protagonist's friend and best shot.
The bad guy, I mean a really really bad guy.
Some impulsive outlaw like Billy the Kid.
How do you think you will die?
Of a illness.
In old age.
Probably shot up pretty good.
That's just a big old mystery, now isn't it?
Which is your favorite old west town name?
Where is the best place to have a shootout?
Somewhere besides my home.
In an alley, me blocking the escape.
Somewhere in the desert.
Out in the woods.
How would you seek vengeance without killing someone?
Cough on them and give 'em my sickness.
Use the force of numbers.
Why wouldn't I kill them?
Staring the person down.
Which is your favorite western movie from these options?
"The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."
What is a good reason for an old gunfighter to step out of retirement?
His friends need help.
Someone hurt or threatened his family.
Because it's fun to shoot things up.
Because there is nothing else to do in a sleepy town.
What style mustache would you wear?
What is the best definition for "In vino veritas?"
In wine is truth.
When I drink I can't help but spill the beans.
When I am drunk I speak the truth.
Alcohol loosens my lips.
How educated are you?
I am practically a doctor.
I have a good mix of high schooling and experience.
I am a man of experience.
Education never meant much to me.
What do you do when you catch the flu?
Feel like $#%@.
Get the sniffles, but do okay.
Hide myself from everyone so others don't get sick.
Get the flu shot and leave town for awhile.
What is something you always carry with you?
What do you respect most in a good friend?
Honesty. Unless I don't agree with you: then just lie to me.
What is your drink of choice?
What do you think you will enjoy most about retiring?
Not working finally.
The ability to sleep as long I want.
I'm probably not going to retire.
Sitting around whittling sticks.
How close are you with your siblings?
I don't have any siblings.
We're best friends.
We don't care for each other.
Lats time I saw one I punched him.
You hate your job, so what are you going to do about it?
Quit and find something better.
Start my own business.
Tell off my boss and storm out.
Stay at my job and complain about it to everyone who will listen.
Do you consider yourself a loner or a people person?
I am a loner, but have a few good friends.
I am a people person.
I'm a people person, but people just don't get me.
I don't want to be around anyone.
What is your hot button?
What are your favorite kind of guy movies?
How do you keep scorpions out of your boots?
Don't wear boots.
Cover your boots with something.
Live somewhere that doesn't have scorpions.
Tie your boots upside down from your horse.
Your horse runs away. How do you find it?
Go to the closest spring.
Follow its trail.
Steal a new one. That other mangy horse wasn't worth the shoes nailed to its hooves.
Why would someone go to the other side of the street when they see you?
They know I am sick.
They know something big is about to happen and don't want to be a part of it.
They know I'll probably cause trouble with them.
I'm just a bad dude.
What is it about your behavior that might cause someone to watch themselves around you?
I am a drinker.
I might arrest them.
Who knows what I will do.
I've got a really bad temper. Seriously, anything will set me off.
Have you moved a lot in your life or stayed put?
I've stayed in the same area my entire life.
I've moved a bit, but am looking to settle down.
I haven't been outside my state.
I've been back and forth across the country a few times.
What's your best non-gun weapon?
My impulsive behavior.
How would you describe the company you keep?
Pretty honest people.
They're a fun bunch.
A wild group most people would be uncomfortable around.
They are diverse. Some are quiet, and others are, well...You wouldn't want to be in a car with them if the police pull you over.
Someone offers you a free drink that you don't want, what do you do?
Politely tell them you don't drink.
Pass on it and tell the person you are going to work soon.
Punch them in their fat, drunk, and disrespectful face.
Threaten to kill them.