Which Classic Hollywood Hunk Would You Land?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which Classic Hollywood Hunk Would You Land?
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About This Quiz

They don't make actors like they used to make them! Long gone are the days of the pencil-thin mustaches like Clark Gable's. Not that there's a single flaw to be found with Jason Momoa, but we've said goodbye to the sultry directness of men like Humphrey Bogart and traded them in for the brute strength of Aquaman. 

During this quiz, you'll get a rare chance to examine yourself through the lens of Old Hollywood. Each of your answers will help reveal your most prominent features, traits and preferences in hunky famous men. Actors like James Dean and Cary Grant defined some of the roles we see men playing now, but which one would fall head over stilettos in love with you? 

You don't have to be a starlet in training to have the kind of celebrity appeal Hollywood's classic actors would have admired. All you have to do is be yourself! It's totally fine to prepare an acceptance speech before you get started, but you won't have to thank your hunk for his adoration. The one that would cherish you, dramatic flair and all, will appreciate anything you have to say! 

So, put on your little black dress and head down the runway of these questions, and we'll take it from there. Which Hollywood hunk would move heaven and earth for you? Lights, camera, action — let's find out!

Audrey Hepburn
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When you flirt, are you subtle like Audrey Hepburn or bold like Marilyn Monroe?
I'm subtle like a sledgehammer! I come right out and say it.
I'm too shy to flirt.
My idea of flirting is dropping a few hints.
I don't need to flirt; my body language gives everything away.

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Q 01 Scarlett O'Hara
Selznick International Pictures / Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
What do you have in common with Scarlett O'Hara from "Gone with the Wind"?
I'm very resourceful.
I am also on the stubborn side.
My accent is adorable.
We look a little alike.

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Q 03 James Dean
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Are you brave enough to take a ride on James Dean's motorcycle?
I am terrified of them.
Heck yeah!
I am, but he would have to go slow.
I would, but I'm driving!

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Q 04 Dramatic flair
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Would anyone say that you have a flair for the dramatic?
Everyone would say that, but it's not true!
My best friend would tell you that I have my moments.
Ain't no shame in my drama game!
No one would say that about me.

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Q 05 Red carpet little black dress
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If you were walking down the red carpet with Marlon Brando, what would you wear?
A little black dress
A flowing ballgown
A matching tuxedo
Jeans and a witty T-shirt

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Q 06 Personality on Silver screen
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What part of your personality would read the best on the silver screen?
My intelligence
My sense of humor
My tenacity
My sassiness

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Q 07 Drive-in theatre
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Let's say your Hollywood hunk wanted to take you to the drive-in. What would you bring along?
My glasses so I could see the screen
Extra lip balm for all that smooching
A blanket so we could cuddle
Grapes for him to feed me

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Q 08 Selfie bathroom mirror
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When you pose for a selfie, what are you usually doing?
Trying to get the best angle in my bathroom mirror
Working out
Cuddling with my pet
Traveling

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Q 09 Eyeliner just right
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Are you so patient you'll spend hours getting your eyeliner just right?
No one has time for that!
I have a few tips that make it quick.
I don't wear a lot of eyeliner.
I can't leave home until it's perfect; it takes as long as it takes.

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Q 10 Paul Newman
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Where would you put young Paul Newman on a scale of hot or not?
Caliente
Meh
Day-old bathwater
A fresh cup of green tea

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Q 11 End of Casablanca
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Do you get teary-eyed when you watch the end of "Casablanca"?
"We'll always have Paris" gets me every time.
I can't really remember it.
No, but it makes me emotional for a moment.
I choke up more when I watch "Titanic."

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Q 12 Bette Davis
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If Hollywood made a movie about your current love life, what classic actress would play you?
Bette Davis
Elizabeth Taylor
I would rather be played by someone like Robert Redford.
Audrey Hepburn

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Q 13 Diva not get your way
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How much of a diva are you when you don't get your way?
"Hell hath no fury ... "
I'm only a diva when I'm hungry.
I am never a diva.
It's a daily way of life; I could put Aretha Franklin to shame.

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Q 14 Elvis in Blue Hawaii
Hal Wallis Productions
Do you have the singing chops to keep up with Elvis in "Blue Hawaii"?
No one wants to hear that.
I would do it for what they pay Lizzo!
I could outsing him.
Musicals are not my style, darling.

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Q 15 High school sweetheart
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Are you romantic enough to miss your high school sweetheart?
I do miss the good old days sometimes.
No one would miss that fool!
I swoon a little at reunions.
It was nice, but I wouldn't want to go back.

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Q 16 Profile Picture
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If no one liked your new profile picture, would you get upset?
Ugh. That would destroy me.
I don't hinge my life on that kind of thing.
I might be a little hurt.
No, but I would check my settings.

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Q 17 Sexiest quality
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In your own humble opinion, what's your sexiest quality?
I'm confident!
My sense of adventure wins that award.
I'm as charming as they come.
My powers of persuasion are off the chain.

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Q 18 Talk show
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Would you be nervous or right at home appearing on a talk show?
I'm sure I would be a little nervous.
Nope. No way. Not doing it!
I was born for this!
I would rather host it.

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Q 19 Communicator in relationship
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What kind of communicator are you when you're in a relationship?
I say what I think all the time — not only in relationships.
I think I'm good at it, but I've heard something different.
I'm an excellent communicator.
I kind of expect people to read my thoughts.

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Q 20 Bestie in rom-coms
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Are you the kind of bestie we always see in rom-coms?
I'm the ride or die!
I'm a good friend, but I'll always be honest.
I stay out of my friends' love lives unless they ask.
I'm always trying to hook my friends up.

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Q 21 Poker face
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Would you say you're easy to read or that you have a good poker face?
I'm not easy to read.
My friends can see through me.
I'm an open book.
It depends on what I'm hiding.

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Q 22 Natalie Wood
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Which of Natalie Wood's traits would you like to possess?
Sophistication
Sultriness
Mysteriousness
Stoicism

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Q 23 Hunk to impress
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What kind of demeanor does a hunk need to impress you?
Abs usually work. I don't need much more than that.
I like guys who aren't afraid to show their emotions.
I like bad boys, but not too bad. I have to go to work early.
I kind of have a thing for the rude, driven type.

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Q 24 Gorgeous features
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Out of all your gorgeous features, which one would an Old Hollywood actor find most attractive?
My smile
My chiseled nose
My high cheekbones
I'm the whole package, thanks.

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Q 25 Health
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What part of your life deserves to be in the spotlight right now?
Career
Family
Health
Leisure

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Q 26 Paparazzi outside your door
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How would you react to finding paparazzi outside your door?
I would strike a pose.
I would use some superglue to glue my curtains shut.
I might give a few autographs.
That's easy. I would send my agent out to talk and make them go away.

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Q 27 Small stage
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What's the most glamorous thing you've done recently?
I got a manicure not too long ago.
I trimmed my bangs.
I strutted into a room full of haters.
I got on a small stage.

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Q 28 Academy Award
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If you won an Academy Award, how would you start your speech?
"I'd like to thank the Academy."
"Thanks, Mom."
"I'm sorry. I'm going to cry."
"I can't believe it! I must be dreaming!"

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Q 29 Long walks on the beach
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What would be your favorite way to spend time with your Hollywood star?
Long walks on the beach
Trips to Paris
Vegas weekends
Kicking it at his place

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Q 30 John Cusack
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Which of these '80s actors would you pucker up for these days?
John Cusack
Johnny Depp
Judd Nelson
I'll keep my lips to myself.

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