Which Clint Eastwood Character Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
How detail oriented are you?
I'm all about the details.
I'm bad about that.
I tend to miss a lot of clues.
There's usually one detail that slips past me.

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How ruthless are you?
Not at all.
I'm only ruthless when I drink.
I'll stop at nothing to get the job done.
There are limits on what is moral.

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How respected are you by your peers?
I'm seen as solid.
I'm very respected.
No one respects me.
I'm not all that respected anymore.

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How trustworthy are you?
About some things, I am. Others... not so much.
100%.
I'm not reliable, but I'm trustworthy.
Not at all

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What item do you always carry?
My camera
A reminder of the people I love most
My credentials
A pen and paper

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How do you feel about rules?
Some rules can be bent, but not broken.
Rules are like guardrails for the stupid.
The rules are all we have.
The rules will get you killed real good if you follow them blindly.

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Who is your best friend?
My boss
An estranged colleague
The bottle
A man I betrayed

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How much is riding on your job?
Just money
The lives of my children
Total corruption of the systems that hold society together
The life of an innocent man

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What's your opinion on women in law enforcement?
I think it's a good thing. Men are too emotional.
Opinions are like ... well, you know.
They can't be any worse than the men.
I think it's a good thing. Men have been locking up innocent men for thousands of years.

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Are you good, bad, or ugly?
I don't accept that paradigm.
I was the good, but I think I'm now the ugly.
I thought I was the ugly, but I'm the good.
I'm bad and ugly, but trying to be good.

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How would you fare in the desert?
Probably not well, if on foot
I can hack it.
I can adapt, if there are other people.
I'd rather stick to the coast, thanks.

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What is your Achilles heel?
My emotions
My dark side
My drinking
My philandering

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Can you ride a horse?
Slowly, yeah.
Sure thing
Only an iron one
Who the heck do you think I am?

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How do you feel about motorcycles?
It's a great way to get dead.
What's a motorcycle?
In a pinch, they're a great way to make a quick escape.
I barely trust my driving inside a roll cage.

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How do you feel about law enforcement, generally?
Nothing unusual about it
It's full of dangerous men, good and bad.
It's a sacred duty.
It's really fallible.

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Do you feel any pity for people who break the law?
Sure, depending on the severity of the crime.
Yeah, if they weren't picking on women or children.
There are criminals, and then there are criminals.
Yeah. Not everyone understands the consequences of what they do.

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With whom might you fall in love?
Someone I can't have
Someone who I'll be the death of
Someone from work
Myself

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How are you with DIY?
I'm OK with it.
Terrible. Really terrible.
I'm very handy with a blowtorch.
Really bad, but I only acknowledge it to myself.

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What do you do to people who mess around?
Mess around with them
Kill them and their whole families
Put the cuffs on them
Shake the truth out of them

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What have we got to catch?
The light
A villain
A plane
Up with time

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What are you pointing the gun at that suitcase for?
It makes a good framing.
It's dead already.
It's full of explosives.
I must have been drinking.

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What would make you look awfully silly?
If everyone came back from vacation
If my knife was stuck... uh... in me
I look pretty silly anyway.
If my gut instincts were wrong

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What does your mule like?
I don't own a mule!
He doesn't like people laughing, that's for sure.
I've got a gun that kicks like a mule.
I am a mule.

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What is the most powerful handgun in the world?
Why would I know that?
The Colt Navy .45. It'll make a hole big enough to stick an arm through.
The .44 Magnum. It'll take your head clean off.
The .50 Desert Eagle. It'll take your torso clean off.

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What should you buy if you want a guarantee?
A Nikon
Ain't no guarantees in this life.
A Ford
A toaster

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Do you often need what you can't have?
That's the story of my life.
It's what gets me out of the house.
No, and that's the problem.
I only want what I shouldn't have.

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To whom is tomorrow promised?
What? Like in Cabaret?
No one
The brave
History

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How many kinds of spurs are there?
Three?
Two. Those that come in the hallway, and those that come in the window.
Spurs? Who cares?
I'll have to look that up.

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Does "deserve" have anything to do with it?
In practice? I guess so.
No
I make it so.
I'm thinking "no" more and more.

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Are you feeling lucky?
On every day starting with Y
No
Yeah
I always feel lucky when I'm around a lovely lady like you.

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