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About This Quiz
The last "Twilight" movie came out in 2012, but true "Twilight" fans are still talking about the Cullens! Because what's more interesting than a family of young, hot vampires who live in the Northwest? Virtually nothing. We all want a boyfriend as passionate as Edward, or a girlfriend as faithful as Bella. We'd all love to have a best friend like tough, spunky Alice or delicate, alluring Rosalie. Esme and Carlisle are the ideal parents. And don't sleep on Jasper Hale or Emmett Cullen — they're hunks for the ages!
Is all this "Twilight" talk making you sentimental? Good! That puts you in the ideal mood for a quiz in which we'll be talking Cullens, Cullens, Cullens. In order to figure out which pale cutie is your soul's match, we need some information from you. Such as: How do you feel about being watched while you sleep? Is sparkly chest makeup a deal-breaker for you? How good are you with the concept of going to high school for decades?
In return for your honest answers, we'll reveal which amazing Cullen family member you should get to know better. Ready for a sensual, mysterious vacation to Forks, WA? Let's get quizzing!
Do you think it would be weird to go to high school for decades?
Well, it would give me a chance to get good at it.
That sounds like a nightmare.
Sounds like a blast!
Nope. I'd do anything to get out of that.
Which physical traits are you most attracted to?
Pale, awkward girls
Ripped guys with epic muscles
Sensitive, slender guys
Smart women with soulful eyes
In a perfect world, where would you and your Cullen live?
In a modern glass mansion outside Seattle.
In a cottage in the middle of nowhere.
In a Miami high-rise!
Small town living is the life for me.
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Have you been through a LOT?
Not really.
Um, YEAH.
My life hasn't been easy, but I'm resilient.
I had a rocky start, but now everything's better.
Let's say you're going to the beach. What are you wearing?
Something expensive but subtle.
A black two-piece.
Something neon pink and revealing!
I'm not going to the beach. I'm a vampire!
Would you ever stay up all night to watch your crush sleep?
Sure, why not?
It's weird, but yes.
No, I don't think so.
I don't have time for that!
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Are you the parent of your group, the babe of your group, the loner of your group or the enforcer of your group?
The loner
The enforcer
The babe
The parent
Be honest with yourself: Are you cool or dorky?
I'm secretly so dorky.
I'm essentially cool, in a drama-kid kind of way.
To be honest, I am dorktastic.
I'm cool and I know it.
An attractive person says they "like the smell of your blood." Your response?
"Thanks!"
"Get away from me, please."
"Really? That's interesting!"
"Wow, that makes me really uncomfortable."
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What kind of eater are you?
I'm a reluctant vegetarian.
I 💖 meat.
I'm a happy vegan!
I'm one of those vegans who are always converting others.
Your partner is cheating on you with your best friend. What's your move?
I'd probably run away to Italy.
Uh, they both better watch their backs. I'm dangerous when I'm mad.
I'd dump them both and move on.
I'd sit down and try to talk the situation through with them.
Let's talk hair. Which of these styles is the most appealing?
Long, flowing brown hair
Short, closely cropped dark hair
Wild, spiky dark hair
Wavy chestnut hair
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What do your exes have in common?
They tend to be handsome and brooding.
They tend to be cheerful hunks.
They're all dazzled by me.
I don't have that many exes, to be honest.
What do you look for in a vampire boyfriend or girlfriend?
I prefer humans, actually.
Strength (emotional and physical)
I don't care whether they're vampire or human as long as they love me.
Chillness, primarily. Sometimes vampires can be real drama queens.
When someone you like ignores you, it's ...
Hot.
Super hot.
Annoying.
A sign that you need to move on.
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How do you feel about the scene in "Twilight" where they all play baseball?
It's sort of embarrassing?
So much fun!
It's ... normal.
It's insanely embarrassing.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much self-control do you have?
5. I can control myself, but it takes a lot of effort.
4. Self-control is NOT my middle name.
7. I'm pretty self-disciplined.
10. I'm so self-disciplined, I might as well be a religious leader.
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Be honest: Is Bella's dad actually the hottest person in the entire "Twilight" film series?
Yuck, not at all.
Not gonna lie: yes.
He's okay.
What about Carlisle? He's hot, too!
Who's the most believable vampire actor in "Twilight"?
Robert Pattinson
Nikki Reed
Ashley Greene
Peter Facinelli
Besides Stephenie Meyer, who's your go-to author for vampire thrills?
Anne Rice
Charlaine Harris
Poppy Z. Brite
Stephen King or Bram Stoker
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Are you pro-Bella or anti-Bella?
SO PRO!
Honestly? Meh.
She's fine.
Bella is great! She's smart, sensitive, caring, loyal ...
Do you mind it when your partner is the jealous type?
No, that's the best!
I'm jealous myself, so I think it's a-OK.
I can't stand that. It's not a good fit with my personality.
I don't believe in acting jealous.
Would you rather go out with someone who appeared to be in their thirties or someone who appeared to be in their late teens to early twenties?
Teens, for sure.
I'd prefer someone in their twenties.
Either way is fine.
Thirties, please! Don't wanna rob the cradle.
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Are you good at picking up on others' emotions?
Yes. It can actually be a burden sometimes.
No. I think people should use their words to communicate.
Yes! It's like my super-power.
Not really. Other people confuse me.
If you met someone that you suspected of being a vampire, would you try to figure out their deal by Googling "cold ones"?
Well, what's wrong with that?
If I thought someone was a vampire, I'd avoid them.
No, I'd Google "vampires."
No. I'd probably just ... ask?
Do you think it's weird that some of the Cullens are siblings, yet they're dating each other?
... Now that I think about it, yes.
No. Because they're not actually related.
Look, it's not hurting anybody, is it?
Yeah, it's weird.
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How do you feel about dad bods?
Yes, please.
Hmm, I'm not totally against them.
Ew, no thanks!
I have one myself, actually.
Are you more Lestat or Vampire Bill?
Vampire Bill
Lestat
Sookie Stackhouse!
I'm so Vampire Bill, it's kind of like I was based off him.
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