Which Deadly Australian Predator Are You?

By: Ian Fortey

Which Deadly Australian Predator Are You?
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About This Quiz

The land down under sure seems like a magical place, doesn't it?  The country is breathtaking, the beaches are gorgeous and the people have one of the best accents in the world.  And the wildlife!  Kangaroos and platypuses (platypi?). Tasmanian devils and dingos. Koala bears! There's a lot going on in Australia that seems so delightful. On the other hand, it's also teeming with deadly snakes and spiders. The summer heat skyrockets to unbearable levels and there are swarms of invasive species all over the place. Safe to say it's a mixed bag sometimes but hey, no place is perfect! And just because an animal is a deadly predator doesn't mean it's all bad. We all have to make a living, right?

The critters in Australia are just doing what they need to do to survive. Some of them are just much more terrifying than others. And maybe that appeals to you on some level. Maybe you can relate to a creature that's a little misunderstood just because it's rough around the edges sometimes. That just means it's multi-faceted, and who among us isn't? Why not take the quiz and see just which one of the deadly predators from Australia you're most like? Couldn't hurt as much as a spider bite. 

When you go to a party, how do you tend to interact with everyone?
I am the life of the party!
I play it cool.
I tend to hang in the background.
Where are the snacks?

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You get cut off in traffic by some jerk. How do you react?
Two words: road rage
Copy their license plate down and file a complaint
Quietly curse them out
I have this horn for a reason.

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You're out and about and meet someone attractive but they're with someone else. How would you get to know them?
Introduce myself right away
Try to look seductive and interesting
Watch from a distance for a minute
Wait until the other person leaves, then introduce myself

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It's Friday night and your plans fell through. You need to think of something to do in a pinch. What do you come up with?
See where the night takes me
Head out to a club
Maybe Netflix
Call some friends and see what's shaking

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How do you react if you're at a restaurant and you see another customer being rude and belligerent to an employee?
Jump in and defend the employee
Film the event and post it online
Tell everyone I know about how awful that person was
Wait until the situation requires my assistance

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Someone's been stealing packages from your porch. How do you respond?
Ask around the neighborhood to see if anyone knows more
Get a security camera set up
Post about it on social media
Set up a camera to catch them in a sting

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You're out for dinner and the service is some of the worst you've ever experienced. How do you respond?
Confront the waiter
Leave no tip
Post a scorching review online
Ask to speak to a manager

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You need to get your car repaired. How do you decide on what shop to use?
Google it and pick one
Go with the one I always use
Compare reviews online
Ask some friends

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A friend suggests you have a horror movie marathon some night. What killer franchise do you recommend?
Friday the 13th
Saw
Nightmare on Elm Street
Halloween

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You're minding your business at home and someone comes to the door trying to sell you knives you don't want. How do you react?
Close the door
Just say you're not interested
Make up an excuse to leave the conversation
Shut them down as quick as you can

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You're cooking dinner for guests but you totally dropped the ball and burned everything. What do you do?
Cancel dinner
Order takeout
Remind yourself to never do this again
Curse, then start again

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Your boss is talking down to you at work. How do you react?
Confront them on the spot
Trash talk them later with co-workers
Leave the situation as soon as possible
Be subtly condescening in your response.

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If you needed to pick a single "S" word to best describe yourself from these choices, which would it be?
Strong
Sneaky
Sly
Smart

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You're on a game show and you win a fabulous new car! It could be any one of these four. Which do you choose?
Hummer
Tesla
Porsche
Mustang

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Nothing connects with your feelings quite like music. Which instrument speaks to you the most?
Electric Guitar
Sax
Piano
Drums

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You've had a long day and really need a drink to unwind. What are you pouring?
Whiskey
Vodka
Wine
Beer

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You know when you just feel like cooking yourself a good meal and relaxing? What's your cooking method of choice?
BBQ
Frying
Steaming
Baking

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Everyone likes a good action movie now and then. Who's your action hero?
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jason Statham
Chris Pratt
Vin Diesel

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Your best friend tells you that their significant other is cheating on them. What advice do you give them?
Toss all their stuff in the trash and change the locks
Do it right back to them
Shame them on the internet
Dump 'em and move on

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You're taking a date out to dinner. What kind of restaurant are you trying?
Steak House
Sushi
Indian
Chinese

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What's your go-to piece of equipment when you're working out at the gym?
Bench Press
Treadmill
Rowing Machine
Leg Press

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If you could go on vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Las Vegas
Paris
Disney World
Tokyo

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How can you tell you've been successful in life?
You have money.
You have happiness.
You have a family.
You have fame.

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Sometimes you just can't ignore the little things? Which of these is your biggest pet peeve?
People who chew with their mouth open
Slow drivers
People who litter
People who talk during movies

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What genre of movie is Netflix recommending to you the most?
Horror
Documentary
Comedy
Action

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Holidays are a great time to relax and just be yourself. Which holiday is your favorite?
Halloween
Independence Day
Christmas
Thanksgiving

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Ever wished you could be a superhero? Which power would you have?
Super Strength
Super Speed
Telepathy
Invisibility

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Every once in a while you just need some fast food. What's your junk food craving?
Big Mac
Soft Taco
Fried Chicken
Whopper

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We all lose our cool sometimes. How do you calm yourself down when you get angry?
I have to let it out.
I need to focus on something else.
I have to walk away.
I need to talk it out.

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What do you hope people say about you when you're not around?
That I'm a badass
That I'm smart
That I know what I'm doing
That I'm reliable

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